With that said, the man ran over and took an umbrella from the motorcycle rack. Then, he took out a bottle of ice water from the foam box. He sat in front of the car happily and said, "Do you know what it means to be a professional? This is what it means to be a professional! "
Fangzheng was rendered speechless when he saw this …
Hua Yue was completely infuriated. She stuck her head out and said, "You're not a professional. You're shameless!"
"Shut up!" The man roared as he grabbed a piece of soil and threw it over.
Hua Yue hurriedly retracted her head with a look of anger and helplessness.
Then, the man looked at Fangzheng happily and drank the water. "How is it? Are you convinced? "
Fangzheng chuckled as he looked at him and silently activated A Golden Millet Dream!
Then, Fangzheng stood up, took the man's water bottle, and silently poured the water …
Then, Fangzheng went to the box on the man's rack and rummaged through it. Fangzheng immediately frowned.
There was a machine in the box. On it was written: "Jammer!"
When Fangzheng saw this, he could not help but sigh. "He's really … professional!"
With that said, Fangzheng looked at the man and then at the jammer. Finally, he grinned and did not touch the jammer. Instead, he silently took out the five bottles of ice water from the foam box and placed them in the trunk of Hua Yue's car. Then, he took out the battery of the other party's game console and threw it hard. It was unknown where he had thrown it.
Finally, Fangzheng lifted the motorcycle and poured out the gasoline inside …
After doing all of this, Fangzheng returned to his original spot and continued sitting cross-legged. He smiled at the man and said, "Patron, take the umbrella. The wind is about to blow."
The man, who was originally feeling smug and having fun playing games, was about to say something when he felt a gust of wind blow. The umbrella above his head flew out … He could not even grab it!
In the blink of an eye, it disappeared!
The man shouted anxiously, "Aiya, my umbrella!"
The man did not know that all of this was a dream. As for his umbrella, it had been taken away by the darn baldy. It was folded and placed in Hua Yue's trunk.
The man did not know and only thought that his umbrella had flown away …
When he looked down at the water, the water in the bottle was gone. The game console had also turned black … He ran to the trunk to check, but the water was gone!
The man immediately felt like he had seen a ghost. He shouted, "That's not right. Where's my water? Where's my spare battery? What's going on? "
Fangzheng didn't say a word as he silently watched the man roar.
When Hua Yue saw the man move aside, she quickly started the car.
When the man heard the sound of the car starting up, he quickly ran back and leaned on the hood, crying, "Aiya … why is it so hot … it's hot … it hurts …"
The man quickly jumped down from the hood and patted his chest.
When Fangzheng saw this, he looked up at the sun above him and the hood of the black sedan. He marveled. "I nearly fried an egg."
After the man patted his chest twice, he immediately sat in front of the car and shouted, "If you don't pay today, no one can leave!"
Hua Yue shouted angrily, "Do you have any conscience?"
The man said disapprovingly, "What conscience? Do you have a conscience? You bumped into someone and you don't even want to pay? "
Hua Yue was furious, but there was nothing she could do.
Fangzheng smiled. "Patron, don't be angry. Since this benefactor wishes to bask in the sun with us, then so be it … This poor monk feels that basking in the sun is pretty good. "
When the man heard that, he sneered. "Hehe, Monk, what do you mean? Are you trying to fight to the death? " “
Fangzheng pressed his palms together and smiled. "Patron, This Penniless Monk is only accompanying you."
The man said, "Alright … I'll accompany you! Let's see who can last longer! "
The man's plan was perfect. The monk in front of him had not drunk any water and was also basking in the sun. Their conditions were about the same. Furthermore, he had drunk water previously, so he should be able to last longer than the other party. Furthermore, he had been active under the scorching sun all year round, so he believed that he had some ability to bask in the sun.
Hua Yue was speechless when she saw the two of them competing to see who could bask in the sun better. She took out a sun umbrella and said, "Master, do you want an umbrella?"
When the man saw this, he immediately turned anxious. "Monk! It's a fair competition. Don't go back on your word! "
However, the monk smiled and said, "Who's competing with you? Thank you for your umbrella. By the way, do you have water? "
"Don't go too far!" The man was anxious. He originally thought that he was fully prepared and would definitely win. But from the looks of it …
When he saw Hua Yue hand a bottle of water to Fangzheng, the man suddenly felt that he might be doomed this time …
At that moment, Fangzheng said, "Patron, bring me another bottle."
As he spoke, Fangzheng shot a glance at the man. The man's heart palpitated as he thought to himself, "Don't tell me this monk is soft-hearted and is planning to give me a bottle? With water, who's afraid of who? This silly monk, haha … "
With this in mind, the man subconsciously said, "Even if you give me water, I won't make way! If you don't pay today, no one can leave! "
Fangzheng took the water from Hua Yue and looked at the man as though he was looking at a retard. "Patron, you are overthinking things. This Penniless Monk wants another bottle of water. It's not for you, but This Penniless Monk feels that it's too hot. This Penniless Monk wants to wash his face and hair to cool down. "
The man was instantly dumbfounded …
Then, Fangzheng really opened a bottle of water, raised his head, and gulped down more than half a bottle!
Seeing the water flowing in the bottle, the man could not help but swallow a mouthful of saliva …
When he saw Fangzheng pour the water on his head and wash his face, the man finally could not help but curse. "What a waste! If you don't want to drink it, give it to me! "
When Fangzheng heard that, he looked up and said, "Patron, how This Penniless Monk uses the water is This Penniless Monk's business. Don't you want to stay in the sun with This Penniless Monk? Come on, the competition has just begun. Don't be anxious. Take it slow … "
The man looked at Fangzheng's scoundrel look, the umbrella on Fangzheng's head, and the water in his hand. He realized that he had encountered someone even more shameless …
At that moment, Hua Yue came out again. She held a small electric fan in her hand and said, "Master, I have a small electric fan here. Blow some wind. Wait, I'll find a humidifier and add some water to the wind. It'll be more comfortable. "
Then, Hua Yue really found a charging humidifier and placed it in front of the fan. Then, she took a bunch of grapes and two apples for Fangzheng.
Fangzheng sat there, eating grapes and drinking water. He blew the fan and held an umbrella as he looked at the man in delight.
The man looked at them for a long time before cursing angrily, "You brought these things out? You … You … Are you moving? "
Hua Yue smiled and said, "I'm not moving, but I happened to buy something for my relatives. We should at least bring some fruits when we visit, right? "
Ka-cha!
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