Fangzheng felt helpless as he emphasized, "This Penniless Monk's name is really Fangzheng."
"Yes … I believe you." Hua Yue gave him a knowing look.
Fangzheng looked out the window speechlessly and thought to himself, "F * * k! Why is it that no one believes every time This Penniless Monk speaks the truth? "
As he said this, a motorcycle overtook him from the side and stopped after riding for a short distance.
The man jumped off the motorcycle and walked to the middle of the road.
When Hua Yue saw this, she cursed, "Are you courting death?"
At the same time, he stepped on the brake and the car stopped.
The moment the motorcycle stopped, the man on the motorcycle suddenly rushed over and pounced on the hood!
Hua Yue screamed in fear, and her face turned pale!
Then, the man on the motorcycle smashed the front of the motorcycle with his helmet. Hua Yue screamed in fear the whole time. She didn't know what she had encountered and was so flustered that she couldn't tell north from south.
Fangzheng hurriedly patted Hua Yue on the shoulder and said, "Amitabha. Patron, don't be afraid. It's fine."
Upon hearing Fangzheng's voice, Hua Yue calmed down. However, looking at the extremely ferocious motorcyclist in front of her, she was still a little afraid. She took out her phone and said, "I … I'll call the police."
At that moment, the man on the hood suddenly turned over and laid down in front of the car, motionless!
Hua Yue was stunned as she asked Fangzheng, "What … What's going on? What does he want to do? "
Fangzheng gestured for Hua Yue not to move and said, "This Penniless Monk will know when he takes a look."
"Don't … It's dangerous to get out of the car. If this person is a murderer or something …" Hua Yue was really a little scared, and her words were a little incoherent.
Fangzheng smiled. "It's fine. If it's a murderer, This Penniless Monk can advise him to surrender himself. It's also a meritorious deed."
Hua Yue rolled her eyes when she heard that. "Do you really think you are Abbot Fangzheng? Don't go down, I'll call the police … "
"Call the police. This Penniless Monk will head down to take a look."
At that moment, Hua Yue exclaimed, "Strange, there's no signal on my phone! I can't make any calls! "
Fangzheng gestured for her not to be anxious as he alighted the car.
Just as Fangzheng got out of the car, he saw Hua Yue's car door open. Following that, Hua Yue stood there with a look of fear. She held a pair of scissors in her hand and raised it high as though she was telling everyone not to move! I'm not afraid! I have a knife …
Fangzheng was rendered speechless when he saw this. At the same time, he felt touched.
Clearly, it was safest for Hua Yue to sit in the car, but she was worried about Fangzheng's safety. She still took what she believed to be the most powerful weapon and came down to protect Fangzheng.
What else could Fangzheng say? All he could do was smile. After indicating that he was fine, he walked towards the man lying in front of the car.
"Amitabha. Patron, what are you doing?" Fangzheng went forward and asked.
The motorcyclist flipped his body and sneered at Fangzheng. "What do you think? You hit me with your car, pay up! "
Fangzheng was taken aback when he heard that.
Hua Yue was also stunned for a moment. Then, she suddenly came to her senses and shouted, "You're trying to blackmail me?!"
The man rolled his eyes at her and said, "Silly … I'm not trying to blackmail you. You hit me, so pay up! Otherwise, don't even think of leaving! "
"You … I'm telling you, I've already called the police," Hua Yue threatened.
The man sneered, "There's no signal here. You can't even get through to 110. Why are you calling the police? Let me see … let me see which police station can answer your call. "
Hua Yue: "You …"
Fangzheng waved his hand, indicating for Hua Yue not to be angry or speak. Leave the matters here to him.
Therefore, Fangzheng came in front of the man and said, "Amitabha. Patron, it's not right to blackmail you."
"F * ck off! What blackmail? Do you know how to speak? Since you hit me, you have to pay up! If you don't pay up, no one can leave! Don't preach to me. I don't believe you monks! "The man seemed to be agitated as he waved his arms, gesturing for Fangzheng to scram.
Fangzheng was not angry. He sat in front of the man and said, "Patron, are you sure you won't let us leave if we don't give you money?"
The man sneered, "Do you think I'm joking with you?"
Fangzheng looked up at Hua Yue and asked, "Patron, are you in a hurry?"
Hua Yue said, "I'm … alright. I'm not in a hurry."
Fangzheng nodded and said, "That's good. This Penniless Monk is not in a hurry. Let's have a good chat with this patron … "
Hua Yue was stunned. The man was stunned …
Fangzheng ignored them and sat beside the man. He asked, "Patron, how should I address you?"
The man slanted his eyes and looked at Fangzheng as though he was looking at a retard. "Bald Donkey, didn't you hear me clearly? Pay up and leave. If you don't pay up, don't even think about leaving. "
Fangzheng said, "Patron, didn't you hear This Penniless Monk clearly? It's impossible to pay up. Anyway, you won't let This Penniless Monk leave. Why don't we chat? "
"You're clearly trying to drag it out with me, right?" The man looked at Fangzheng unhappily.
Fangzheng shrugged and said, "This Penniless Monk just wants to chat for a while. There's no other meaning."
"Chat my ass! Chat! Let's see who can outlast the other! " After the man said that, he ignored Fangzheng and took out his cell phone to take a selfie. After he was done, he planned on posting it on his WeChat Moments or something, but he sadly realized that there was no signal!
When Hua Yue saw this, she chuckled and said, "There's no signal. What are you playing?"
The man scoffed and got up. He took a game console from the back of the motorcycle and leaned against the front of Hua Yue's motorcycle to play games.
When Hua Yue saw this, her eyebrows nearly pricked up. "You came prepared!"
The man said, "What's wrong with bringing a game console out? Who said I can't bring a game console? Are you in the right if you don't compensate for hitting someone? "
Hua Yue said unhappily, "You … If you want to scam, then scam …"
The man said, "What are you talking about? Who's scamming? If you say that again, don't blame me for being rude! "
Hua Yue hurriedly raised her scissors and said, "What are you doing?"
The man glanced at Hua Yue and couldn't be bothered with her. He continued playing the game.
Fangzheng gestured for Hua Yue to return to the car and chuckled. "Patron, do you like to play games?"
The man ignored Fangzheng and continued playing in peace.
"Master, what do we do? Do you want me to appear and throw him into outer space? "Salted Fish asked with a voice transmission.
Fangzheng slapped him, indicating for him to shut up …
Then, Fangzheng sat in front of the man and smiled at him without saying a word.
One minute … The man did not react.
Five minutes later, the man still did not react.
Ten minutes later, the man turned around …
Fifteen minutes later, the man turned around impatiently and roared, "Bald Donkey, why are you looking at me?"
Fangzheng chuckled. "Patron, aren't you hot?"
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