The policeman said, "Abbot Fangzheng?"
Brother Wolf shook his head. "No, it's his disciple, Jingxin."
The police quickly checked on the Internet and showed Jingxin's adorable photo to Brother Wolf. He asked, "Are you sure you were beaten up by this one-meter-tall kid?"
Brother Wolf shouted, "Don't look down on him just because he's young. He's very fierce when he fights! Look at how badly I've been beaten, I've even lost a tooth! The point is, he cheated me of a hundred yuan. "
The two policemen looked at each other, shook their heads slightly, and muttered, "Crazy … pitiful …"
"I'm telling the truth!" Brother Wolf shouted as the police car drove away.
…
Meanwhile, in One Finger Monastery.
"Jingxin, why did you go down the mountain?" asked Fangzheng as he looked at the smug Red Boy.
When Red Boy heard this, he rolled his eyes and said, "Nothing much."
"Are you sure?"
Red Boy felt a little guilty, but it was not a good thing to go down the mountain and beat people up. He knew that if he told the truth, he would most likely be beaten, so he quickly shook his head and refused to admit it.
Red Boy drank some water to hide his nervousness.
Fangzheng nodded. "Jingkuan, why were you so excited just now?"
Squirrel, who was sitting on the wall, waved his tiny paws excitedly. "Nothing?"
"Didn't you say that you saw something at the foot of the mountain?"
Hearing this, Red Boy's heart tightened.
Monkey, Lone Wolf, Salted Fish, and Squirrel knew that he wanted to beat someone up.
Only Fangzheng did not know …
Therefore, he could understand why Squirrel secretly followed him down the mountain to watch the commotion.
However, he knew one thing very well. Squirrel … was unreliable!
He could only silently hope that the punk would be smarter and not blabber. At the same time, he kept signaling Squirrel with his eyes.
Squirrel immediately understood and nodded slightly. He gave a reassuring look before saying, "Master, I was at the foot of the mountain. I didn't see Junior Brother hit anyone. He stopped hitting people a long time ago."
As soon as these words came out …
Puff!
Red Boy spat out a mouthful of water and cursed. "Jingkuan, you scammer!"
At the same time, Red Boy ran!
Fangzheng sneered. "Jingfa!"
Lone Wolf dashed over and shouted, "The private car has arrived!"
Fangzheng rode on it and shouted, "Jingzhi!"
Salted Fish immediately ran over and leaped into the air, shouting. "Kill him!"
Fangzheng grabbed the fish's tail and chased after it …
"Master, I was wrong!" Red Boy wailed when he saw Fangzheng chasing after him.
Dong!
Fangzheng rapped Red Boy on the head with Salted Fish. "Are you still lying?"
"I won't lie anymore!" Red Boy shouted.
"It's not enough. Salted Fish, use more strength!" Fangzheng shouted.
Salted Fish widened his mouth and cried out. "No problem, but Master, this guy is so hard. I can't bite through it!"
Fangzheng said, "That's your problem. What I want is the outcome!"
When Salted Fish heard that, he said, "Can it be a little more disgusting?"
Fangzheng said, "I can't."
Red Boy suddenly had a bad premonition and shouted, "What are you doing?"
Salted Fish's mouth widened as he stuck out his tongue and licked Red Boy!
When Red Boy saw this, he cursed, "Can you be any more disgusting?"
As he spoke, Red Boy hurriedly dodged.
Salted Fish laughed out loud. "As you wish. Have a taste of my phlegm! Cough … "
Salted Fish began gathering the power of phlegm in his mouth …
When Red Boy heard this, he immediately felt disgusted. He quickly took out the 100 yuan from his pocket and shouted, "Master! I'll hand over 100 yuan! "
Salted Fish said, "It's useless for you to hand over anything now! Eat my phlegm! "
However, before Salted Fish could spit it out, he heard Fangzheng shout. "Shut up! Stop! "
Salted Fish's spitting immediately turned into vomiting.
Then, Salted Fish found a place to dry heave …
Red Boy hurriedly handed the hundred yuan to Fangzheng and said, "Master, I earned this by leading the way. Can't I hand it in to make up for it? "
Fangzheng took it and looked at it before saying in all seriousness, "Jingxin, do you think giving me money can resolve your mistake? If things are so easy to solve, then what's the point of having the police? "
Red Boy nodded like a chick pecking at grains and immediately agreed.
Fangzheng continued. "So, don't take out the money the moment you encounter trouble. How can I take your money? "
As he spoke, Fangzheng stuffed the money into his pocket and said, "However, on account of the fact that you insisted on handing it over and being extremely sincere, I'll reluctantly accept it. There won't be a next time."
When Red Boy heard that, he rolled his eyes and cursed inwardly …
Fangzheng said, "It's not that I'm being harsh on you, but it's not advisable to lie. However, on account that you have already turned back in the Boundless Sea of Bitterness, forget it. I'll stop here. There won't be a next time, alright? "
What could Red Boy say? All he could do was continue nodding.
After settling everything, Fangzheng patted Lone Wolf on the head and said, "Let's go. Let's return to the monastery!"
Then, Lone Wolf howled and ran off.
After a while, Salted Fish came over. "Why didn't you say earlier that you had a hundred yuan? Give me fifty yuan, and I won't spit at you. We can slowly bite each other. Isn't that a good deal? "
Red Boy shot a glance at him and chuckled. Then, he ran off to chase after Fangzheng. As he ran, he shouted, "Master, Salted Fish said that he would go easy on me if I gave him fifty yuan! I have a recording here. I definitely won't malign him! "
Salted Fish cursed when he heard that. "F * * k!"
Then, Salted Fish ran off …
Almost at the same time, Fangzheng returned on Lone Wolf. Sitting in front of him was Red Boy, who howled and brandished his leather whip. "Wahaha … Run faster!"
…
The master and disciples fooled around for more than an hour before they returned to the monastery while smelling the fragrance of food.
As the door closed, One Finger Monastery welcomed the quietest day of the day after the morning bell and evening drum.
Without the clamor, there was only peace and tranquility.
After dinner, Fangzheng took Lone Wolf, Monkey, Red Boy, Salted Fish, and Squirrel for a stroll on the mountain. They looked at the stars, the distant mountains, and the wind. They were rather carefree.
"Master, the new year is over. Aren't you going to see how much money we have?" Squirrel jumped onto Fangzheng's shoulder and asked curiously.
Fangzheng shook his head and said, "The new year is over. What's the point of looking at it? Keep it … When I'm in a good mood one day and have enough money, I'll pour it out and show everyone to cheer up. "
Squirrel said, "Alright, I still want to see how much money we have. Then, I'll split some money to buy pine nuts."
Fangzheng smiled. "All you know is eating."
Squirrel stuck out his tongue …
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