Salted Fish immediately said, "This is my bro!"
Fangzheng rolled his eyes at him. Just as he was about to say something, he saw Squirrel excitedly wave a small bag of Brazilian pine nuts that looked delicious. He exclaimed, "Wow, my pine nuts are here too! Look, it looks so delicious! "
"Is that so? Let me help you take a look. "Monkey sneakily came forward.
Squirrel immediately hid the pine nuts behind him and said, "I'm not letting you see. I'll be gone if I show you!"
But just as he said that, Red Boy, who had been standing behind Squirrel, extended his hand and scooped up the pine nuts. He casually threw them to the ground and Lone Wolf sat down on them. He looked at the others as though they were outsiders.
"Ah! Junior Brother, you snatched my pine nuts! "Squirrel exclaimed.
Red Boy said innocently, "No. Look, my hands are empty. Don't tell me you think you can hide something in a dudou? "
Squirrel was indignant as he ran over and opened the dudou. Indeed, there was nothing inside.
Red Boy threw up his hands and said, "Look, there's nothing. I'm innocent. "
"Then what about my pine nuts?" Squirrel asked anxiously.
Red Boy said, "I just saw your pine nuts fly away. They flew into the sky and then disappeared."
"How is that possible?" Squirrel asked in disbelief.
Monkey added, "I saw it too. It flew very fast."
Salted Fish said, "It transformed into a beam of light. That speed is even faster than your Fourth Junior Brother. You might not have bought an ordinary bag of pine nuts, but a pine nut spirit that has become a spirit. "
Lone Wolf yawned and said, "Don't look at me. I just yawned. I didn't see anything."
Squirrel indignantly flipped through Monkey's monk robes nearby, but there was nothing.
When Squirrel saw this, he cried out sadly. "Master … My pine nuts have run away … Wa Wa Wa …"
"Why are you so sad?" Fangzheng asked.
Squirrel said, "Yes, I'm sad."
"Are you so sad that you can't eat?" Fangzheng asked.
Squirrel was taken aback when he heard that. He wondered if he should eat.
However, Squirrel burst into tears again. He turned around and ran home. As he ran, he said, "I'm not eating anymore. My pine nuts … Waaa …"
Upon seeing this scene, the disciples exchanged looks. Finally, Lone Wolf stood up. Monkey took out the pine nuts and handed them to Squirrel obediently.
Not long after, he heard Monkey say from the front yard, "Your pine nut spirit flew back again. Do you still want it?"
"Yes!" Squirrel shouted in excitement.
Then, the adult and the child came back happily.
Fangzheng was rendered speechless when he saw how heartless Squirrel was.
Wasn't she crying her heart out just now?
Isn't this too easy to coax?
…
"Master, we also bought you a gift," said Red Boy.
Fangzheng said in surprise, "This Penniless Monk has a share too?"
Red Boy pointed to the last unopened box and said with a smile, "That's right. Master, guess what's inside?"
Lone Wolf added, "That's right. Master, guess."
Salted Fish chuckled. "What's inside is a treasure we carefully selected."
"No, I was the one who chose it!" Squirrel immediately shouted when he saw that Salted Fish was trying to snatch credit.
Red Boy said, "I was the one who chose it. All of you were just making a reference, alright?"
Monkey sighed. "Let's not argue at this point in time. I chose it, but I didn't say anything."
Lone Wolf said, "As the eldest senior brother, I have to stand on the side of fairness. Master, don't listen to their nonsense. In fact, everything was done by me."
Fangzheng was rendered speechless when he saw the bunch of fellows who were trying to snatch credit. However, he still felt warm inside. Hence, he said, "Alright, alright. Hand it over. Let me see what it is."
"Master, keep guessing. It's more interesting to guess," Salted Fish said with a chuckle.
Fangzheng was considering if he should make a guess.
Squirrel carried the box and ran towards Fangzheng. Then, he said as though he was presenting a treasure, "Master, do you think this is a hat?"
The moment that was said, Lone Wolf, Monkey, Red Boy, and Salted Fish facepalmed. This stupid child!
Fangzheng laughed out loud. "I'm guessing it must be a hat."
Squirrel said with a look of reverence, "Wow, Master, you're amazing!"
Looking at the little guy's look of reverence, Fangzheng actually felt a little smug … He stroked Squirrel's head in satisfaction. "You're still the best."
Lone Wolf, Monkey, Red Boy, and Salted Fish were dumbfounded when they saw this. Flattery could be done in such a manner?
Fangzheng didn't care what they were thinking as he hurriedly opened the box. Ever since he became a monk, Fangzheng had never worn a hat. He also wanted to see what kind of hat his disciples had carefully chosen for him.
When the box was opened, the others came over and waited nervously for the results.
Fangzheng took out the hat from the box and said with a smile, "It's a knitted hat. Not bad."
However, Fangzheng's smile froze the instant he saw the hat!
"Who bought this?" Fangzheng asked as he looked at the green hat in his hand with a livid expression.
"Holy sh * t … Why is it green?" Salted Fish's jaw nearly dropped to the ground.
Upon hearing Fangzheng's question,
Red Boy immediately looked up at the sky and said, "Aiyah, the sky today is really blue."
Monkey immediately turned around and walked out with his hands behind his back. "Master, actually, I was just a strategist back then. Yes, I was the one who made the final decision. It had nothing to do with me."
Lone Wolf immediately said, "Master, you know that I only have claws and no hands. Therefore, I'm definitely not the one to operate a cell phone with such a high difficulty."
Salted Fish said, "Master, I only have fins, so it's troublesome to operate it. Besides, I'm the youngest. How can I have the right to speak? "
Although Squirrel was adorable, he wasn't stupid. Seeing how everyone was fighting for credit a moment ago, but in the next moment, they collectively reneged on the deal, there was definitely something fishy going on.
Hence, Squirrel shouted, "Master, it's even more impossible for me. I'm so young. I can't operate a cell phone."
Fangzheng silently took the pole by the side and said, "There's no need to say another word. None of you can escape today. Ah Da!"
"Run!" Red Boy yelled, and the others started running!
Squirrel jumped onto Lone Wolf's back and Lone Wolf ran off.
For a moment, the backyard was in a state of chaos.
When the devotees in the front yard heard how lively the backyard was, they wanted to come over to take a look. However, when they saw the signboard in the backyard, they held back and abided by One Finger Monastery's rules.
This was One Finger Monastery. Fangzheng was now deeply rooted in the hearts of the people. Everyone still respected Fangzheng's rules.
After a while, the group of people finally quietened down. "
Red Boy said, "I clearly chose blue. Why did it become green? What a scam! "
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