Old Zhang added, "That's right. As the saying goes, don't be afraid of thieves stealing, but be afraid of thieves remembering. You can't be guarding such a huge mountain every day, right?"
Old Li immediately said, "We'll make a report. We want to be witnesses!"
Seeing the two fellows shouting so sincerely, Salted Fish said, "I'm suddenly touched by these two children. They are too sincere. What do you think?"
Red Boy nodded slightly …
Upon seeing this scene, Old Zhang and Old Li really cried. The two demons had finally nodded. From the looks of it, they were saved.
However, they heard Monkey, who looked rather amiable, say, "Look at how lively they are. Let's roast them a little longer …"
Upon hearing this, Old Zhang's vision turned black as he fainted.
Old Li was about to faint as well when he saw Salted Fish open his mouth. "Have a taste of my thick phlegm!"
Pa!
His face turned cold as Old Li immediately woke up. However, the strange smell on his nose made him vomit.
Salted Fish ignored him and asked, "Speak. If you don't speak soon, they will be cooked. There won't be a chance to speak."
Just as Old Li was thinking about how much he should say, he heard an excited cry from afar. He looked up and saw a majestic squirrel standing on the head of a huge white wolf. Squirrel shouted excitedly, "Phew — Ha! Run! "
As he waved his bamboo stick, he whipped Old Zhao and Old Zhou in front of him. Their clothes were torn apart, and every time the down jackets were whipped, a piece would fly out!
The two fellows were so tired that their tongues were hanging out, but they didn't dare to stop. They cried out in pain, but they didn't have the strength to shout.
Old Li suddenly felt that he was lucky. One Finger Monastery was a bunch of devils!
To play mind games with devils?
He suddenly felt that it was equivalent to courting death in different ways!
Hence, Old Li said, "The five of us are called the Five Surnames Group. We don't even know what our names are. Everyone uses code names. It's the first five of the hundred surnames, Zhang, Wang, Li, Zhao, and Zhou.
We are actually not bad people … "
Monkey silently took a stick and flipped the fire pile. The fire burned brighter.
Old Li said with a sobbing tone, "Alright, we aren't good people …"
Monkey peed, and the fire died down a little.
When Salted Fish saw Monkey in this state, he shook his head slightly and mumbled. "Indeed, the evil one in One Finger Monastery is this monkey …"
Old Li hurriedly said, "Our main business is to steal and cheat. The deal we received this time is from Merica. As for his identity, I don't know. I've never met him before, but I know that he's rich. Because the first time we met, the other party gave us two hundred thousand yuan for travel expenses. Furthermore, the other party has clearly stated that as long as we can steal the Frost Bamboo seedlings and the stone tablet rubbing, he will give us 100 million USD as a reward.
One hundred million USD, how much was that? We've never seen so much money in our lives.
However, this 100 million USD is not just for us.
From what he said, it seemed to be the reward money.
No matter who it was, as long as they completed these two missions, they would receive 100 million USD.
If you finish half of it, you can take half. "
When Red Boy heard that, he said, "You mean the other party has invited others?"
Old Li nodded and said, "Yes, the other party is in charge of casting a net and has invited many people. As for the exact number, I'm not sure. We're close, so we can be considered the first batch. There will definitely be more people taking the opportunity to go up the mountain to steal things. You have to be careful. Those guys aren't anything good. "
"You make it sound like you're something good." Salted Fish smacked his lips.
Old Li said bitterly, "Big Brother Demon, Ancestors, look, I've said everything I need to say. Can you let me down? I still have children to take care of at home … "
"Whatever you have is useless. The police are here. Follow them," Red Boy said with a chuckle.
It turned out that when he hung Old Li up, Red Boy had already called the police.
It was a familiar face, Bao Yuluo. Ever since Bao Yuluo had contacted Fangzheng a few times, she could be considered an acquaintance of One Finger Monastery.
It was unknown what the higher-ups were up to, but they had transferred Bao Yuluo to One Finger Village to be in charge of the area's security.
The moment Bao Yuluo arrived, she saw the two unlucky fellows in the black smoke. Looking at their pitch-black and pitiful looks, she nearly laughed out loud.
However, Bao Yuluo was still very mindful of her image. She didn't laugh out loud as she went forward and asked, "Are they alright?"
Monkey said, "Don't worry. It's such a cold day. They won't freeze to death."
Bao Yuluo was rendered speechless. Were they going to freeze to death? They were going to be burned to death, alright!?
Bao Yuluo nodded slightly, her face expressionless. "That's good. Keep watch. I'll go take a look."
After Bao Yuluo said that, she left. Not long after, there was a burst of cheerful laughter from behind a boulder …
An older-looking policeman who came with Bao Yuluo shook his head slightly and mumbled. "He's still too young after all. He can't hold back his laughter."
At that moment, there was a huff. He looked up and saw the classic scene again. Old Zhao and Old Zhou ran in front of the policeman and threw themselves on the ground. They hugged his thighs and refused to let go, shouting. "Help! Arrest me! "
Before the policeman could figure out what was going on, two white-furred things appeared on his thighs …
Following that, there was a sudden braking as a huge white wolf stopped in front of him. On its head was an excited squirrel who was waving a tiny bamboo rod.
He looked at Lone Wolf, Squirrel, and then at the two unlucky fools below …
The old policeman bent down and pulled their hands away. At the same time, he consoled them. "Let go and sit properly. I'm here. It's fine. "
Old Zhou cried. "Don't let him hit me … It's too f * * king painful …"
Old Zhao said, "Even the top ten tortures of the Manchurian Qing dynasty aren't this ruthless! This squirrel specializes in whipping the balls … The balls are almost turning into egg soup … "
The old policeman patted the two and said to Monkey and company, "Keep watch. I'll go to the side and see how Yuluo is doing."
Then, the old policeman left as well. After a while, two people's maniacal laughter sounded from behind the boulder …
The group of people was instantly petrified … F * * k, they are all the same!
After a while, Bao Yuluo and the old policeman returned. With tense expressions, they handcuffed the four of them.
At that moment, Bao Yuluo asked, "Didn't you say there were five? Where's the other one? "
Red Boy looked at Squirrel, and Squirrel looked at Monkey. Monkey shrugged and said, "Uh, he might have gotten lost in the bamboo forest."
Meanwhile, in the bamboo forest.
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