Old Zhao rolled his eyes, not knowing a thing.
Old Zhou, who was climbing up the ladder, heard the commotion and looked down. He saw a black shadow leap into the air and jump onto his head!
He looked up and happened to see a gust of wind blow over. The dark clouds parted, revealing a full moon!
He saw a black monkey's shadow against the moon's background. It was extremely clear. Monkey was holding a pole high!
"A pole? I … "Old Zhou was just about to dodge.
Bam!
Plop!
Monkey looked at Old Zhou, who had fallen to the side with his head stuck in the snow. He threw away the pole and clapped his hands. "How dare you come to our One Finger Monastery to steal things? How unprofessional! "
Then, Monkey tied the two of them up with a rope and dragged them to One Finger Monastery's entrance before hanging them on a tree.
At that moment, Red Boy and Salted Fish came back. The two of them had brought quite a lot of things with them. They were all vegetables that the villagers had prepared for One Finger Monastery to survive the winter. The moment they arrived at the entrance, they saw Monkey hanging people on the tree. Red Boy asked in puzzlement, "Senior Brother, what's wrong with these two? Why are they hanging them on the tree? After all, we are Buddhists. Isn't this a little too much? "
Monkey recounted what the two had done. When Red Boy heard that, he pricked up his brows and threw down the bag. He cursed. "These two bastards actually dared to paint the stone monument with red paint? F * * k, hang them higher! I'll hang them! "
Salted Fish shook his head and said, "Why hang them so high? What if they freeze to death? "
Red Boy said, "Then are we just going to let them go?"
Salted Fish shook his head and said, "We can't let them go. The police have to deal with them. However, we can't freeze them to death, right? I think we should light a fire below them to warm them up. It will also show our humane side. Buddha is merciful. Amitabha … "
Monkey scratched his head and said, "After all that talk, isn't it just a barbecue?"
Salted Fish rolled his eyes at Monkey and said, "What are you talking about? Have you seen someone barbecuing? Even if they are barbecued, it would be an unnecessary loss caused by our kind mistake. Our intentions are good! "
Monkey put his hand on it and said, "Amitabha. Junior Brother is right."
These words were heard by Old Zhao and Old Zhou on the tree. When they heard it, both of them cried!
Who said that the animals on the mountain were cute and gentle?
How is this an animal!
This was a freaking monster!
He was about to roast them!
He originally thought that these monsters were just joking, but they really did get some firewood. Then, they hung them under a rather remote tree outside the monastery and lit a fire …
"Don't do that! Let's talk nicely. We'll answer whatever you ask us. "Seeing that these monsters were about to eat the barbecue, Old Zhang was really afraid.
Red Boy was immediately amused when he heard that. He asked Salted Fish and Monkey, "Do you have any questions?"
The two of them were at a loss and shook their heads subconsciously.
Monkey said, "Ask what? What's there to ask? They steal things, we eat barbecue … cough cough … we warm them up. Such benevolent and kind actions, I'm almost touched by myself. "
When Elder Zhang heard this, he immediately cried. He thought that these people were just scaring him and wanted to ask him something.
In the end, these fellows just wanted to eat barbecue!
Just as Old Zhang and Old Li were about to break down, Salted Fish suddenly raised his claw and shouted, "I have a question!"
Old Zhang and Old Li exchanged looks and saw the hope in each other's eyes. They thought, "So they were just scaring us. They still have a question. In that case, we still have value and won't die."
Old Li shouted, "Ask! Ask away. As long as you let us go, we will definitely tell you everything we know! "
Salted Fish asked in all seriousness, "Are you allergic to chili? I don't want to see red bumps here and there when I'm eating barbecue. Also, don't have runny noses or sneezes. "
"I have a question too. Are you allergic to cumin?" Monkey asked as well.
Old Zhang and Old Li's faces darkened when they heard that. Did these grandsons only know how to eat?
Red Boy coughed dryly and said, "Don't speak nonsense."
Old Zhang and Old Li seemed to see hope again … Are they finally not fooling us?
They heard Red Boy say, "The fire is so small. They will freeze to death. Increase the intensity of the fire. For example …"
With that said, Red Boy opened his mouth and spat out a ball of flames. The firewood below instantly rose high! Rolling heat waves soared into the sky. Old Zhang and Old Li only felt that their feet, which were about to be frozen, were scorching hot. They felt like they were about to become a burning iron plate. The two of them screamed out.
When they saw Red Boy spitting fire, the two of them knew that they had probably encountered a monster!
"Don't eat us!"
"Help! The demon is eating us!"
"We were wrong. Big Bro, Lords, let us go."
…
Unfortunately, Red Boy and the others didn't bother with them at all. They just chatted among themselves.
Salted Fish said, "That won't do. The fire is too strong. It's easy to burn them."
With that said, Salted Fish opened his mouth and spat out a pillar of water. The fire immediately weakened.
Monkey said, "There's not much firewood left. I'll add some."
However, the wood that Monkey grabbed was wood from the snow. It was very wet. When he threw it into the fire, the outcome was …
Billowing black smoke surged into the sky!
Old Zhang and Old Li, who were hanging on the tree, felt their vision turn pitch-black. They coughed until tears and snot flowed down their faces. At the same time, the heat brought by the black smoke made them sweat profusely. They were almost out of strength to cry …
Under the tree, Salted Fish secretly asked Red Boy, "They won't die, right?"
Red Boy shook his head and said, "Don't worry. With me around, they won't die. They can be spared from death, but this punishment, humph … is more than enough for them. "
Old Zhang and Old Li were really crying. For the first time, they regretted coming up the mountain to steal.
Back then, they had agreed to steal from their sugar daddy. Firstly, they weren't good people to begin with.
Secondly, stealing wasn't a serious crime. If they were really caught, they could scare those they could beat. If they couldn't beat them, they could cry or pretend to be miserable. As long as the other party had a conscience, they would have a chance to escape.
Thirdly, even if they were caught, they wouldn't be sentenced to a heavy sentence.
Therefore, the five of them had nothing to fear!
But now, they suddenly realized that their plans had gone awry!
Their plans weren't wrong, but they had made a mistake. They weren't facing humans!
They were demons!
Demons didn't act according to common sense!
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