After Eccentric sent it, he knew that he had most likely messed up. He did not have any hope of passing.
In the end, the other party passed …
Fangzheng was filled with anger and had nowhere to vent it. Suddenly, someone came to scold him. Fangzheng happened to find a target to vent his anger on, so without a word, he added him!
After adding him, Fangzheng regretted it. He couldn't curse! Adding the other party was simply asking for a scolding …
Eccentric originally did not have any hope, but when he saw it, he actually passed!
Eccentric immediately laughed maniacally. "Wahaha … F * * k, this silly monk actually likes this! I won't feel comfortable if I don't curse! Curse him! "
Hence, Eccentric immediately typed, "Fangzheng, you darn bald donkey, how dare you offend us Red Fiends? Have you never died before? "
Fangzheng took a look and saw that he was from Red Fiend. He pricked up his brows and said, "You are from Red Fiend?"
Eccentric said, "I guarantee it. White Shirt is me!"
As Eccentric typed, he read it out loud.
When White Shirt heard this, his eyes nearly popped out. He glared angrily at Eccentric. This grandson was scamming him!
However, Eccentric chuckled at him and said, "Don't be agitated. Since you have already been exposed, it's fine if I use your name, right?"
Fangzheng looked at these words and felt that something was amiss.
He had not interacted much with White Shirt, but Fangzheng had experienced White Shirt's scheming. He was scheming and full of traps. If not for Fangzheng having divine powers, he probably wouldn't have been able to beat White Shirt.
When White Shirt pretended to be the fake United Nations, he acted like a fool.
However, in the subsequent chats, White Shirt appeared to be a calm, quick-witted, and ruthless character. How could such a person be so silly as to curse the moment he opened his mouth?
Furthermore, he already had White Shirt as a friend. There was no need for him to go through the trouble of adding him again, right?
However, Fangzheng immediately shook his head and mumbled. "Who cares who he is. He's from Red Fiend anyway. It's not wrong to blame it on White Shirt. From the looks of it, he hasn't had enough. I'll give him an even more fun gift this time! "
The moment he said that, White Shirt, who had been glaring at him in anger, suddenly felt his stomach ache again. He could not help but curse, "Madman, f * ck you!"
When Eccentric saw White Shirt's belly bulge, he hurriedly stood up and said, "Oh my god, there's a reaction so quickly. You're so high-yielding. What kind of feed do you eat? Don't be agitated. Don't use too much strength. Take it slow. I'll help you tell Fangzheng that you want to f * ck his granny. "
With that said, Eccentric said, "I'm your grandmother!"
When Fangzheng saw this, he realized that there were people who weren't afraid of death! Therefore, Fangzheng snorted coldly. "I'll let you have a good time!"
Then, Fangzheng asked, "Child, have you played with balloons before?"
Madman was stunned and asked White Shirt, "Have you played with balloons before?"
Bai Yi looked at his stomach getting bigger and bigger as he shouted, "F * * k your balloons. Doctor, doctor! I'm about to give birth! "
The doctor, who was already on tenterhooks outside and was afraid of being blown up, immediately put on a bitter expression when he heard Bai Yi's call again. He put on a gas mask and ran in after his entire body was sealed.
The doctor glanced at the ultrasound and was immediately taken aback. "It's not a bomb this time!"
Eccentric subconsciously said, "It can't be a balloon, right?"
White Shirt said angrily, "Get lost!"
The doctor said in surprise, "How do you know it's a balloon?"
White Shirt: "It's really a balloon? How … How is this possible? "
The doctor adjusted his gas mask and said, "Although I don't dare believe it, the thing inside really looks like a balloon."
Eccentric immediately came over and looked at White Shirt's blank expression. He said, "I have to remind you that if you use too much force on a balloon, it will explode."
White Shirt stared angrily at Eccentric and roared, "You, scram!"
Eccentric smacked his lips and said, "Look, I'm reminding you out of goodwill, but you're still like this. Sigh, it's hard to be a good person … Remember, tighten your thighs. Don't squeeze them out, or it will explode. That would be a great feeling. Besides, who knows what's inside? What if it's also chili? "
With that said, Eccentric left.
Although White Shirt really wanted to curse, he held back his urge to prevent himself from bursting the balloon.
The doctor was also in a difficult position. He said, "White Shirt, although I've been in this business for more than thirty years, to be honest, delivering a balloon is really a challenge. If it explodes, don't be angry, alright? "
White Shirt stared at him angrily and said word by word, "If it explodes, I'll kill you."
The doctor shrugged and said, "Then hold it in. I'll go out and take a breather."
White Shirt: "You …"
At that moment, Eccentric returned. He waved a water balloon in one hand and a needle in the other in front of White Shirt.
White Shirt asked in panic, "What are you doing?"
Eccentric said, "White Shirt, as a good friend of many years, I can't let you get your ass blown up in a daze."
White Shirt said, "What are you trying to do?"
Eccentric said, "I already said that as a friend of many years, I can't let you get your ass blown up in a daze. Therefore, I have to let you get your ass blown up clearly. Look, this is a balloon. If you give birth, this will be the outcome … "
With that said, Eccentric stabbed the water balloon with a needle and it exploded. A large blob of water splashed onto White Shirt's face. White Shirt felt his face turn cold as his body trembled. His ass loosened and the balloon fell down. It squeezed in and with a crisp sound, a red gas spewed out from his ass …
Eccentric turned around and ran. White Shirt, who was behind him, felt a burning pain in his stomach. He cried out in pain, "Eccentric, f * * k you. When I recover, I'll definitely kill you! I'll kill you! "
The doctor was smoking at the door. When he saw Eccentric come out, he asked, "How's the situation inside?"
Eccentric shrugged and said, "Crazy, completely crazy. This child is hopeless. Let's go in again. "
The doctor nodded. "Alright."
At that moment, Cyan Shirt came. When he saw Eccentric and the doctor smoking outside, he asked, "Eccentric, why aren't you looking for Fangzheng? What are you doing here?"
The doctor nodded as a greeting. Here, a doctor's status wasn't low. This was because this hospital didn't belong to the Red Fiend organization. Instead, it belonged to the true owner of this place, the general.
Here, a doctor's status was very high, so there was no need to bow and scrape.
Although Eccentric's rank was lower than Cyan Shirt and White Shirt, he didn't seem to realize it at all. He took a deep breath and said, "It's nothing. I have to understand that monk before I go. I just wanted to chat with White Shirt."
"How is he now?" Cyan Shirt asked.
Just as the doctor was about to speak, Eccentric immediately said, "He's pretty good. Go in and take a look. There's something growing on his ass. It's quite disgusting."
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