"Don't worry. No matter what you give birth to, as long as it's a normal labor, it will definitely be fine with me around!" A bearded doctor said confidently. At the same time, he put on a mask and said, "Yes, relax. Alright, listen to my commands. Take a deep breath … Use … Oh my god!"
The doctor suddenly cried out in alarm and ran away without looking back!
Before White Shirt could even use all his strength, he saw the old doctor, who usually walked slowly, suddenly run at a speed of 80 miles per hour. He broke through the door and disappeared!
The other assistant doctors were clearly stunned. They looked down at White Shirt's crotch and exclaimed, "Bomb!"
Then, a group of people ran away.
White Shirt was left lying on the bed, crying out in pain. "Come back … You … These bastards! Bastards! Ah … It hurts so much … "
White Shirt didn't know how long he cried out. After all, he saw a few more people come. However, they weren't doctors, but bomb disposal experts …
Following that, he heard the expert berate angrily. "This isn't a time bomb. Those doctors are making a fuss over nothing! That's ridiculous. Can't we just be careful? "
"Teacher, where's the last lead?" A very young child's voice rang out.
"That's the umbilical cord!" shouted a person who stuck his head in.
The bomb disposal expert glared at him and said, "I'll handle the lead. You handle the umbilical cord! Come here! "
The doctor said, "Are you sure it won't explode?"
"This is an umbilical cord, not a lead. What are you afraid of?" the bomb disposal expert said speechlessly.
Only then did the doctor heave a sigh of relief. Then, he came over and mumbled, "Why did a living person give birth to a lump of metal … Strange, strange. It's even a natural birth."
White Shirt gritted his teeth and said, "Shut up, or I'll kill you!"
The doctor quickly shut up and asked the bomb disposal expert, "Cut it?"
The bomb disposal expert said, "Slow down. Do it bit by bit. It won't be good if there's a lead inside. F * * k, I'm starting to doubt life. A life bomb … I'm a bomb disposal expert, but I have to do the work of delivering a baby! That's enough! "
The doctor carefully cut the umbilical cord bit by bit. The bomb disposal expert observed carefully and confirmed that there were no metal wires inside before saying, "Cut it. It's fine. It's just an umbilical cord."
"Are you sure you're all right?" asked the doctor.
The bomb disposal expert said, "In theory, it should be fine."
The doctor muttered, "In theory, humans can also produce bombs by instinct …"
"Stop nagging. Cut it," said the bomb disposal expert.
The doctor nodded and cut it open with a pair of scissors!
At that moment, everyone's nerves tightened. Although the bomb disposal experts thought that it would be fine in theory, they did not have to worry about it. However, the situation in front of them couldn't be evaluated with theory, so they were all scared to death. However, they still did it.
The scissors fell, the umbilical cord was cut, and the bomb suddenly made two beeping sounds.
"Get down!" The EOD expert shouted after getting down.
Only then did the others lie down. One by one, they looked angrily at the EOD expert, as if saying, "F * ck your mother, you only shouted when you were lying down. Are you trying to kill us?!"
The EOD expert didn't blush at all, as though he didn't know anything. After waiting for a while, seeing that the bomb didn't explode, he tried to stand up. He looked at the bomb and said, "It's fine … Get up."
Everyone looked at this tasteless bomb disposal expert with incomparable resentment. But after thinking about it carefully, if this guy had any morals, why would he come here to waste his time? Hence, they came to a realization!
Just as everyone heaved a sigh of relief …
Boom!
There was a loud bang!
It was as though the entire building shook. Following that, they heard a series of tragic cries!
The people passing by outside the building looked up when they heard the commotion. They happened to see a few windows shake. Following that, thick red smoke billowed out of the open windows!
"What's that?" Almost everyone subconsciously asked.
At the same time, in One Finger Monastery's backyard, Red Boy also asked, "Master, what did you make White Shirt give birth to? Could it really be a bomb? If it really explodes, wouldn't people die? "
Fangzheng silently played with his cell phone without a word.
Squirrel sat on Fangzheng's shoulder and looked at his cell phone. He said, "The world's hottest chili pepper, Chili X. Chili X's spiciness exceeds that of the Carolina Reaper Chili, and it even broke the world record. Ordinary chili peppers have a spiciness of 10,000 to 20,000 Scoville units, but Chili X has reached a terrifying 3.18 million Scoville units … "
"Master, don't tell me you used this thing? It's so spicy that it can kill people! "Red Boy exclaimed.
Fangzheng shook his head and said, "I'm not that cruel. The chili pepper is still the same chili pepper, but it can't kill people."
Red Boy curled his lips and said, "Such terrorists deserve to die. It can be considered as upholding justice on behalf of the heavens. If it were me, I would use the hottest one! "
Fangzheng smiled and said, "Sometimes, living is more painful than dying. For example …"
"Ah … What the hell is this!?" The EOD expert crawled out of the room with a scream. That's right, he crawled … It was impossible to walk. His entire body was trembling.
The EOD's apprentice also crawled out and shouted, "Teacher, this … Achoo … It's really … It's like chili … Achoo!"
"Chili pepper! T-T-T-Special chili pepper! It's so stimulating. It hurts … Achoo! "The doctor also crawled out.
"Save me … Achoo! Spicy … Spicy! "White Shirt's tragic cries sounded from inside.
The three of them looked at each other and saw that each other's faces were red. Snot and tears flowed down uncontrollably. Then, they touched their own faces and felt a burning pain. It was a heart-wrenching pain … Following that, more and more tears flowed out. Everything was a blur.
Someone came over and tried to drag them away, but the moment he touched them, he exclaimed, "Wow, it's so spicy. My hands are burning. It hurts!"
"Don't use your hands. Use the hook!"
Then, someone really used the hook to drag them out …
As for the pitiful White Shirt, it was already twenty minutes later when he was taken out. At that moment, the chili pepper powder floating in the air had already landed. When people took White Shirt out, they couldn't believe that it was White Shirt …
"What's that red fatty over there?"
"Shh, that's Red Fiend's White Shirt."
"The one who gave birth to the chili pepper bomb? The doctor who delivered him is quite miserable now. "
"Shh, be quiet. White Shirt is now Jiang Jun's favorite."
"Isn't the general unwilling to interact with the Red Fiends? What's going on? "
"The general seems to have taken a fancy to the chili pepper bomb he gave birth to …"
"Uh …"
…
At that moment, White Shirt began shouting again. "F * * k … It's … starting again! I'm pregnant again. Help! "
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