"About that, This Penniless Monk really doesn't know."
"It doesn't matter if you can't explain it clearly. Why don't you find some time to perform for me?" Jing Yan immediately revealed her little fox's tail. As a reporter, she was naturally curious. If she didn't figure it out, she wouldn't be able to sleep at night. In the past few days, not only had she been tortured by the high-pressure news draft, but she had also been tormented by her curiosity.
When Fangzheng heard that, he smiled bitterly. "Patron, I'm afraid I'll disappoint you. To be honest, the two Bodhisattvas' Dharma Forms were coincidentally attracted by the two Bodhisattvas that day, and the result was a series of negative things. If you want to see it, This Penniless Monk doesn't know how to let you see it. "
Fangzheng was speaking the truth. In fact, he still felt dizzy just thinking about the situation that day. Back then, it was the bell and drum that sounded the alarm as sanguine light soared into the sky. Fangzheng turned anxious, but none of the divine powers he knew were of any help. In his haste, he seemed to have understood something. In a daze, he communicated with the Ten Thousand Buddha Plaque in the Ten Thousand Buddha Hall.
That's right. Fangzheng didn't communicate with Bodhisattva, but with the Ten Thousand Buddha plaque!
He wanted to borrow the power of Bodhisattva to help him! In the end, even he himself did not expect that he would succeed! He had caused such a huge commotion!
In fact, if he knew that using the Bodhisattva's power would cause such a huge disturbance, or if he could calm down a little, he would have asked Red Boy to save them instead of causing such a ruckus. After all, there were pros and cons to being in the limelight. A lazy person like him preferred to make a fortune quietly …
Although he was in the limelight, Fangzheng discovered a problem the next day. He used the Ten Thousand Buddha plaque's powers to use the Heavenly Eye, Wisdom Eye, and Dharma Eye. In the end, when he tried to use it the next day, he couldn't use it at all!
When he asked the system, the reason given by the system was very simple: he had overused his eyes and would be fine after resting for a while.
Fangzheng asked worriedly, "How long?"
The system replied lazily, [This will depend on your own recovery ability. Just wait.] If it was fast, it would take two to three days. If it was slow, it would take two to three years. But it will get better …
…
At this point in time, it would have been fine if this matter wasn't brought up, but the moment it was brought up, Fangzheng felt bitter. Indeed, posturing would be struck by lightning! Retribution!
Jing Yan trusted Fangzheng greatly, so when Fangzheng said so, she nodded and said, "Alright, if there's a chance in the future, you must let me take a look."
Fangzheng nodded.
"Do you really have supernatural powers?" Jing Yan couldn't help but ask.
What could Fangzheng say? He grabbed Salted Fish, who couldn't stay idle, and got him to answer.
As a wily old fox, Salted Fish's ability to wrangle wasn't something Fangzheng could compare with. He managed to make a big reporter like Jing Yan dizzy with his rambling.
When they arrived at the airport, Jing Yan took out a pair of sunglasses and stuffed them into Fangzheng's hands.
Fangzheng was taken aback. "Why are you giving this to This Penniless Monk?"
"You are now famous. If you don't want to be recognized and face all sorts of trouble, quickly bring it along," said Jing Yan.
Only then did Fangzheng recall that he was famous! "Thank you, benefactor. I borrowed it for the time being. I will return it to you when I return."
When Jing Yan heard that, she rolled her eyes at him and mumbled. "It's no wonder you want to be a monk. You're really a straight man!"
"Patron, what did you say?" Fangzheng was preoccupied with wearing his sunglasses and did not hear her clearly.
Jing Yan coughed dryly and said, "It's nothing. Stand properly, let me see … Wow!"
"Patron, what's wrong?" Fangzheng adjusted his sunglasses and thought, "Is it too ugly?"
"It's nothing. I just didn't expect these sunglasses to suit you so well. I thought that a monk would look out of place wearing sunglasses. However, it looks good on you. Very good! Heh heh, "said Jing Yan with a smile.
Fangzheng was dressed in white monk robes. His sunglasses were round, and they had a gentle arc to them. Together with his handsome face, he gave off a different kind of handsomeness.
Only then did Fangzheng feel relieved. He didn't care much about his looks, but he was afraid of making a fool of himself. It was fine as long as he didn't look awkward …
Jing Yan helped Fangzheng settle the paperwork. Fangzheng paid for the plane ticket himself. With regards to this, Jing Yan agreed with Fangzheng's insistence. The visa was a landing visa, and Jing Yan's local friends would help Fangzheng settle it. Therefore, as a rookie who had never been out of the country, everything went smoothly for Fangzheng.
However, Fangzheng's smile didn't last long. After sending Jing Yan off and entering the case …
"Venerable One, you are only going overseas. You will be back soon. There's no need to feel so bad about parting," said a kind-hearted female security officer.
Fangzheng was rendered speechless when he heard that. His eyes were red from sadness. Was it because he was homesick? He was regretting it! He regretted arbitrarily burning those things! Otherwise, how much money would he have saved!?
At that moment, another security officer waved a salted fish and asked, "Whose salted fish is this?"
Fangzheng hurriedly said to the female security officer in front of him, "Thank you. This Penniless Monk is just a little sad."
With that said, he smiled at the female security officer and hurriedly ran over to retrieve the salted fish.
The female security officer was stunned by Fangzheng's brilliant smile. Then, she mumbled with a blush. "Seriously, how can a monk be so handsome … This monk isn't married, right? He should still be able to renounce asceticism … Pui! Why are you thinking about this? Get to work! "
"Venerable One, why did you bring a salted fish overseas? Thankfully, we are going to Vietnam. If we were going to Merica, we wouldn't be allowed to bring any cured meat, "said the male security officer as he helped Fangzheng wrap the salted fish in black cloth.
What else could Fangzheng say? He couldn't possibly say that he was bringing a salted fish disciple to a meeting, right?
Hence, Fangzheng smiled without a word.
The male security officer said, "By the way, your salted fish is overweight. You have to check it in. Also, your packaging isn't good. You need to repack it. "
Fangzheng was surprised. Overweight? The packaging wasn't good? He still needed to check it in? Immediately, Fangzheng turned anxious. He couldn't feel at ease even if the old loach Salted Fish was placed right in front of him. If he were to place it in the consignment area, who knew what kind of trouble it would cause!
Just as Fangzheng was about to say something, the kind-hearted security officer had already contacted a woman to help Fangzheng pack it.
Helpless, Fangzheng could only follow. The packing cost Fangzheng more than a hundred yuan. Fangzheng really felt his heart bleed … At the same time, he was glad that he had brought money with him. Otherwise, he would have been in trouble!
As he carried the packed cardboard box, he heard Salted Fish grumble inside. "Reverend, open a hole. It's suffocating!"
"Wait!" Fangzheng whispered. Then, he found a spot and made two holes in the box before checking it in.
"Eh?" Not far away, an old man in a Chinese tunic suit suddenly exclaimed in surprise.
Beside him was a girl with a ponytail. She was dressed in decent sportswear and looked very youthful and energetic. The girl frowned. "Grandpa, what's wrong?"
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