Red Boy shook his head. "I don't believe you!"
"Then isn't it settled? Throw it away! "Fangzheng waved his hand and leisurely went to look at his towering spirit ginseng.
Red Boy looked at the invitation in his hand. Throw it away? Where should I throw it? Hence, he looked at the fireplace beside him and walked in …
Meanwhile, Fangzheng found a spot to sit down when his cell phone rang.
"Patron Wang, hello." Fangzheng greeted with a chuckle when he saw that it was Wang Yougui.
"Fangzheng, did you receive the letter from before?" Wang Yougui went straight to the point. Since they were so familiar with each other, there was no need to beat around the bush.
Fangzheng was taken aback as he asked, "Letter?" He immediately had an ominous feeling.
At that moment, Wang Yougui said, "That's right. Don't tell me you haven't received it? Yang Ping said that he handed it to Jingxin personally. "
Fangzheng's forehead began to sweat.
"It was sent by the county. It's said that it was sent by the province. It's said that someone recommended you to attend some international conference. I don't understand it anyway. In short, it's a huge conference. I heard from County Head Qi that although the conference's influence doesn't affect the entire world, it's still very powerful in Southeast Asia. You are about to become an international master. Haha … Will our One Finger Village be able to receive foreign guests in the future? "Wang Yougui laughed out loud as he spoke happily.
However, Wang Yougui did not know that the person on the other end of the line was no longer in the mood to listen to him. He had long run out and roared, "Jingxin, leave a note!"
Red Boy peeked his head out of the kitchen and asked curiously, "Master, leave what note? Didn't you not need to use the bathroom a long time ago? Did you secretly eat the food of mortals? "
Crystal Rice, Frost Bamboo, and other specialties of Mount Numinous would be digested after eating, leaving no feces or urine behind. Therefore, Fangzheng, who often ate such things, rarely went to the bathroom. If he went to the bathroom, he must have eaten the food of mortals at the foot of the mountain.
"What note? I'm talking about that letter from before, that invitation!" said Fangzheng anxiously.
Red Boy pointed at the stove and said, "Didn't you tell me to throw it away? I thought that throwing it on the ground would be trash, so I might as well burn it … "
"Burn it?" Fangzheng's eyes nearly popped out.
"Yes, burn it," said Red Boy.
Fangzheng immediately had the urge to slam his head into a wall and die. He had thought himself clever but ended up going overboard. He had screwed himself over! No matter who recommended him, it was a favor. Furthermore, this meeting was real. Going to take a look was also a chance to broaden one's horizons! How could he not want to go?
But without the invitation, what could he do?
"Master, that invitation can't be real, right?" Red Boy came over and asked.
Fangzheng nodded bitterly. "Yes."
Red Boy grinned and said, "It's already been burned. What should we do? Are we still going? "
Fangzheng looked up into the sky. With his present brain power, he had a photographic memory. Although he had only read it once, the contents of the invitation were still vivid in his mind.
At that moment, Salted Fish walked out of the kitchen with his fins on his back. He said in an old-fashioned manner, "If I were you, I'd go if I wanted to! Anyway, the invitation was real. If I went in person and forgot to bring the invitation, how could they not let me in? At most, it would be troublesome to verify my identity. It's nothing difficult. "
Fangzheng's eyes lit up when he heard that. He said with a smile, "That's right! The invitation is real. This Penniless Monk still remembers the address, so why would This Penniless Monk need to think so much? This Penniless Monk can just go directly! "
"Master, well said! Look … "Red Boy stood up and clapped. Then, he looked at Fangzheng with his watery eyes, as though he was saying:" You know what I mean! "
Salted Fish shouted as well. "Reverend, you are just too intelligent! If you were on Mount Numinous, you would be Buddha! Mighty Buddha, if you were to go down the mountain, could you consider bringing This Fish along? "
When Lone Wolf heard that he was going down the mountain, he hurriedly turned around and hid. To him, going down the mountain meant starving. This had already become a fixed formula. He did not wish to go down the mountain to suffer!
Squirrel wasn't too interested in going down the mountain. If he could go, then so be it.
Monkey was a little interested, but he still shook his head. "I think I'll stay behind. I don't feel at ease letting others clean the monastery."
Fangzheng looked at Monkey in satisfaction before finally looking at Salted Fish and Red Boy. "Both of you wish to go, but I can only bring one. What do you think we should do?"
When Red Boy and Salted Fish heard that, they immediately exchanged looks. Anyone could sense the sparks in their eyes, as though they were about to fight at any moment!
At that moment, Red Boy's eyes darted around as he said with a smile, "Salted Fish, if you choose to fight, I'll be bullying you. You came later than me, so I can't bully you openly. How about this? Let's play rock-paper-scissors. The winner goes, and the loser stays. How about that? "
Salted Fish secretly heaved a sigh of relief when he heard that there was no need to fight. He nodded and said, "No problem, but what's rock-paper-scissors?"
Red Boy immediately said, "Does that mean you agree?"
"Reverend, is rock-paper-scissors fair? As long as it's fair, I'll agree, "Salted Fish asked Fangzheng.
What else could Fangzheng say? All he could do was nod. "It's absolutely fair!"
"That's good! Come on! Tell me, how do you want to play! "Salted Fish exclaimed.
Red Boy chuckled as he extended his hand to gesture rock-paper-scissors. At the same time, he introduced the principle of mutual restraint.
Salted Fish's face turned livid when he saw this. Red Boy's hand was a hand, while Salted Fish's was a fin! It wasn't a problem for the fins to produce rock and paper, but how was he to produce rock-paper-scissors? Wasn't that making things difficult for the fish? Looking at Red Boy's smug look, it was obvious that he had already planned this.
Salted Fish looked at Fangzheng who shrugged helplessly as though he was saying, "At the very least, you should have asked clearly before agreeing! It's not This Penniless Monk's fault. "
Salted Fish wasn't angry as he said angrily, "Although I can only produce rock and paper, who says that I have no chance of winning? Come! Let's do it! "
Red Boy was delighted when he heard that. He was really afraid that Salted Fish would go back on his word. After all, this wasn't a fair competition, so it was understandable for him to go back on his word. Seeing that Salted Fish was about to continue, Red Boy rubbed his hands and chuckled. "Alright! As expected of Buddha's Salted Fish. How domineering! Come! If I lose this time, I'll give you half my rations for a month! "
Salted Fish scoffed. "Come on, let's begin!"
"Three!"
"Two!"
"One!" Squirrel shouted!
The man and fish quickly attacked!
Red Boy had a good idea. Salted Fish could only produce rock and paper, which also meant that he only needed to produce paper. It was either a draw or a win! Was there even a need to compete?
Hence, the first round!
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