"Okur, half-elf, half-beastman, Bronze-ranked professional assassin. He has taken countless lives and is especially fond of hunting young children. While carrying out a mission in Sulfur Mountain City, he was captured by the Dark Elf Town Security and sentenced by Sulfur Mountain City's court to 376 years of imprisonment without bail. Tsk tsk. "
As I looked at the information, I clicked my tongue in wonder at the half-elf assassin in the cage. Half-beastmen were rare creatures, and a half-blood half-elf was the mortal enemy of beastmen. That was even rarer.
"Lich? Wait, don't kill me, and don't experiment on me. You must have a lot of enemies, right? I can help you kill them for free! "
When Okur realized that he was sent to the Lich, he was first shocked because even the weakest Lich was a Legend-rank Mage. But after that, he felt relieved because a Lich who also belonged to the Chaos Faction was at least easier to deal with than the righteous Judge and the brainless Holy Knight. Those hypocrites from the Order Faction never knew how wonderful it was to make deals and compromises.
But at this moment, I stared at him with a smile that didn't seem like a smile. I didn't bring him over from Sulfur Mountain City Prison just to find a helper.
A bone-like finger was placed on the gnome's forehead. Even if it was a heinous and perverted killer, the warmth of a living creature's body still made people care for it.
However, the other party's expression did not look too good. Perhaps it was because he remembered the legend of the Liches playing with souls and corpses. Under the cold touch of the white bones, his face became even paler.
"… How interesting. I originally thought that you were just an ordinary murderer, but you're actually a hidden blood sacrificer, a filthy demon worshipper. You used the lives of young children to make a deal with the devils of the Nine Hells in exchange for your own lifespan and power."
As expected, as I spoke, the memories hidden in his subconscious became clearer. The dirty memories became clearer, and what followed after that was the memories that made him even more terrified.
"Tell me, interesting little fellow, what is your greatest fear?"
The human brain was very interesting. The more you tried not to think about something, the more your subconscious mind would think about it.
The Fourth-Ring Arcana Technique, Memory Read, wasn't a very profound technique, and it wasn't a very useful ability. The more secretive something was, the deeper it was hidden in one's mind. Memory Read, on the other hand, could only see the top layer.
But I have my own unique secret method.
Ask you, "What secrets are you hiding?" Then, that person will often subconsciously think about what he has to hide. At that moment, the secret will surface, and my Memory Reading Spell will reveal the contents of his thoughts.
"… What you're most afraid of is actually revealing your true identity? Interesting? What is your true identity? "
"Chrome City's spy? How interesting. "Under the chain of questioning, his hidden motive was naturally clear.
His luck today was quite good. Initially, he had only wanted to swap out two prisoners to farm for Evil Points. However, after probing him a little, he discovered that he was actually a spy sent from another city.
The underground city, Culonstanbol, is probably the closest underground city to Sulfur Mountain City. However, compared to the prosperous Sulfur Mountain City, its population and area is much smaller.
The underground city was dominated by Orcs and Grey Dwarves. The city lord was a foolish Orc who believed in the God of Tyrants, Bane. The mining industry was quite developed, but other industries were not doing well.
This spy was hired by the other party in Chrome City. His mission was to collect the simplest information. At most, it could only be considered a part-time job, but it was enough to show that Chrome City was up to something.
"Eliza?"
"Un?" As expected, the elusive head maid appeared behind me in the next second.
"Interrogate him seriously and squeeze out all of his secrets. Then, give a copy to Marguerite. Tell her that if she doesn't care, I will throw him to Adam. "
In my memory, catching a spy = secrets hidden in the gutter = ambition of a big shot = a whole bunch of trouble … It was equivalent to a volunteer without money!
I didn't want to care about such a troublesome matter. Since I met him, I would throw him to someone who might be interested. The Great Saint in charge of internal affairs, Marguerite, would follow the clues and uncover the truth bit by bit.
As for this prisoner? Before he was sent to me, he had already stated that his crime was unforgivable. Since he was already here, he wouldn't be leaving.
"Bang!"
Following two loud bangs, the entire old residence shook slightly. After that, dust fell from the ceiling and spread throughout the underground prison.
The prisoners choked and coughed. Even my bones were covered with a layer of dust. However, Eliza was prepared beforehand and used a handkerchief to seal her mouth.
"Looks like Ah Bao can't wait any longer."
This earthquake was my adorable Ah Bao. As it was past his usual stroll time and his master hadn't appeared yet, he used the method of jumping to rush me.
Thus, irresponsibly, I threw all the work to Eliza. My working hours ended here and now, it was time for me to take a stroll with Ah Bao.
Or rather, it was time for me to be dragged around by the gigantic two-headed Cerberus …
Just like other stupid dogs, the moment he left the house, Ah Bao forgot about his master and ran around crazily. On the other hand, I, who was wearing the reins, didn't even add up to 15kg and my strength wasn't more than 5. Naturally, I was dragged around by the gigantic beast that weighed tens of tons.
Of course, at this moment, after suffering a few setbacks, I would cast a Levitation Spell on myself and tie the reins to the sturdiest rib to become a qualified kite …
This stroll gave me an unexpected reward …
"The bone flag is raised and the big dog is coming. Everyone, hurry up and pack up!"
"Town Security? Hurry up and call the Town Security! "
"Everyone, work hard. Form a defensive line and guard the butcher shop to the death. Don't even think of stealing my fresh ribs today! "
Alright, being dragged high up in the air, I became Ah Bao's symbol. In order to avoid getting caught up in the barrage of the stupid dog, the stalls and vendors that were two blocks away started to pack up and make way for me.
"Go to the Undead District at the east of the city, that place doesn't belong to the Town Security!"
Hearing these words, I quickly gave the order and pulled the reins hard to make Ah Bao turn around.
In the past, Ah Bao's stroll would at most cause traffic chaos and he didn't hurt anyone (Skeleton soldiers don't count as people!)
In the past, the Town Security had to deal with more serious criminal cases. By the time they arrived, it was about time for me to finish my stroll and return. But now, as the only survivor of the Gentlemen Alliance, when our alliance wasn't causing trouble for them, I definitely wouldn't underestimate their speed and determination to get rid of us once and for all.
"Woof!"
Under my command, Ah Bao kicked away the Tauren blocking the way and used his big butt to sit on the barricade blocking the way. Then, he ran towards the east of the city.
"Stop right there!!"
"Stop right there for Momo. It's all your fault that Momo peed her pants in front of Lord Wumianzhe yesterday!"
Alright, I underestimated the other party's determination to take me down. The Town Security actually set up an ambush.
But … "Jump, Ah Bao!"
The gigantic Hell Hound leaped over the barricade in front of him.
The Town Security following behind him helplessly stopped in their tracks.
A six-meter-tall skeletal giant stood in front of them, using the diamond city gate as a shield.
There wasn't a hint of emotion in his empty eye sockets, but no one dared to take a step forward.
This was the Undead District at the east of the city and it wasn't under the jurisdiction of the Town Security. If they wanted to go in to enforce the law, they would have to file a report and go through the procedures. If they were to really go through the complicated procedures, this Lich would have long disappeared.
As for me, I also arrived at my destination for the day. I sent Ah Bao off and let him go find food … cough, play.
Then, I greeted every single Undead in front of me.
"Hey, long time no see. Everyone, did you miss me? Big guy, your rotten flesh is even more smelly now. Little Bones, your skull is really shiny. Which brand of polishing agent are you using? Uncle Aka, your bones are rusty. Why don't you try the new lubricant that I invented? It's completely natural, harmless, and has no side effects … "
But in front of me, the Undead who were jumping around excitedly a moment ago saw me. First, they were stunned, then …
"Run!! That lunatic is here again!! Scared the hell out of me!! "
… It was so heartbreaking that they scattered like birds and beasts.
The Skeleton Giant carried his battle axe and leaped over the house. The Headless Knight carried his own head away like a swarm of bees. Even the pitiful Skeleton Warrior rolled away and ran away.
The scene in front of me was really heartbreaking …
"Hey, hey, is this how you welcome your kin? Didn't I just use you guys to experiment on my new Undead Magic, to do daily torture, to test the might of the Holy Sword … "
The more I spoke, the less confident I became. Then, a familiar voice sounded behind me.
"Your Highness, since you have already given your reason, I won't waste my breath. Did you come here because it's almost time for us to go to war? "
"No, I'm a pacifist. I hate things like war the most. However, the appointed time is almost here. Is our army ready? "
"Of course, Your Highness. Your army, be it 376 years ago or 250 years ago. Or was it 130 years ago when you were disappointed!? The Red Hunting Hounds have 24662 defeated soldiers, sharpening their fangs in peace, waiting to be deployed at any time. We can't wait to return to the battlefield. "
The deep voice was filled with fighting spirit. My general was as reliable as before.
"Are you here today to review the army or to watch the new plague experiment? Our alchemists have invented a brand new war weapon. At the same time, it possesses high destructive power … "
"No, I already said that I'm a pacifist. There's no meaning in fighting and killing. Today, I am here to watch the preparations for this matter."
"Are you talking about that stupid … No, that important matter? It has been prepared and can be activated at any time. "
I nodded my head in satisfaction. Turning around, I didn't see anyone.
"Woof woof! Below. Woof woof, below, Your Highness! Are you doing this on purpose? Is it fun to tease me? After all, I am one of your strongest generals! "
Looking down, it was indeed my cute Xiao Bei. He was instinctively chasing his own tail in circles.
He was Ah Bao's older brother, one of my most trusted generals in the past. But now, he was a cute little skeleton dog.
"I am not Xiao Bei! I am Bastet, the Demonic Void Dog Bastet!! "
"Yes, Ah Bei."
"Bastet!! I am your general, the vice-commander of your invincible army! "
"Alright, Xiao Bei. You don't have to emphasize it. I have always thought that you are amazing. Un, most importantly, you are very cute! As expected, pets are man's best friends and naughty children are the worst enemies. "
Hearing my tone as though I was coaxing a disobedient child and my increasingly unreliable declaration, Xiao Bei lowered his tail and brows. He covered his face and laid down. He knew that as long as his master fell into such a state of madness, it was useless to say anything else.
Today, I finally saw how a skeleton dog could make an expression of despair.
"Alright, I won't tease you anymore, Xiao Bei. Are the preparations done? "
"Up to you. Although I have always thought that this is a bad idea, but aren't you known for being unreliable? Just treat it as me coaxing you to be happy … "
"Cough!" A light cough interrupted his grumbling.
"Then, I, Lich Roland, hereby announce the official start of the Sulfur Mountain City Undead Tourism Week. The Death Crown Theme Park will officially begin operations!!"
Yes, fighting and killing were meaningless. In this day and age, what mattered was the economy, the people's livelihood! Our Undead District was going to launch a new industry — Undead Theme Park.
Headless Knight Polo Competition, Skeleton Puzzle King Game, Ghost Festival Wild Dance Competition, riding a cool Bone Dragon around the entire Sulfur Mountain City, I had already prepared a series of selling points.
Behind me, spinning along with the theme park's biggest selling point, a gigantic Ferris Wheel formed from countless skeletons. It was over 300 meters tall and when it spun, the demonic wind it created was like a dancing black dragon. The gigantic Ferris Wheel resembled a Titan and it could even be seen from outside of Sulfur Mountain City.
Although I had spent a lot of effort to convince the living that it wasn't some fearsome war machine or some frightening plot … But all of it was worth it!
This was a living advertisement for the theme park. Very quickly, countless tourists would come over due to its reputation and I would earn a huge sum of money.
At this moment, my skeleton attendants dressed in clown clothes were beating drums at the entrance while I waited patiently for customers to come.
Surprisingly, half an hour passed and not a single tourist came. Thus, I asked Ah Be who was lying on my head.
"Have the flyers been sent out?"
"They have been sent out a long time ago."
"Have you paid those goblin dwarves for their advertising fees?"
"Yes."
"Did you put the safety guarantee from the Supreme Court in the advertisement?"
"Of course, to think that you managed to get the permission and guarantee from the Supreme Court. Without this, no one would dare to come."
"Is my advertising slogan not good?"
"No, it is very literary and very attractive. 'Witness your future, greet your future neighbors. Dance with the monsters in the illusion and enjoy a new experience that you have never had before. The first 3 days are free and the first 100 customers will get a mysterious gift! Absolutely safe! Absolutely interesting. '"
"Then why is no one coming!!"
I stared at the stupid dog, but it just smiled.
"Hehe, Lord, you forgot that this is the Undead District. The forbidden zone of life. What do you think we Undead are in the eyes of the living? "
Hearing this, I was stunned. "What are Undead?"
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