"Our target? There's no rot … no gentleman! "
Up in the plaza, my anger had manifested itself. The city management squad and Knight below me were loudly responding to my call.
On the makeshift wooden platform, there was a scroll that I had written. The calligraphy on the paper displayed my resentment and will.
On the left was — "Severely punish gentleman perverts!"
On the right was — "Focus on purifying the city's atmosphere!"
And on the bottom was — "Beifeng, die."
Alright then, let's not think too deeply about whether or not this couplet rhymed or was symmetrical, nor how Beifeng, who should still be in the Earth Elemental Plane, was implicated in this. However, when I wrote the last four words in front of everyone, the cheers that filled the sky explained everything.
"Beifeng, die!"
Hats were flying, hands were waving, and there was even a female elf who was so excited that she threw her undergarments into the air. Hearing these cheers that came from the bottom of their hearts, I couldn't help but sigh at the scene before me.
"The hearts of the people are useful, but it's a pity that Beifeng isn't here."
I was feeling that it was a pity. If Beifeng was here, using him as a sacrifice would be the best way to boost morale. If I wanted to punish the gentlemen, what would be better than killing Beifeng on the frontlines?
"Kill all those Beifeng!"
Was this older sister misunderstanding something … Beifeng couldn't be equated with perverts, right? Wait a moment, it really did seem possible. Beifeng was definitely greater than perverts.
"I've long since been annoyed by them! I bought a bottle of whitening potion and only used it for three days … Don't look at me like that. How many times have I told you? I'm not a Dark Elf, I'm a human from the Highlands. I spend a lot of time under the sun, so it's normal for me to want to be whiter. "
Was this older sister not a Dark Elf? She was so dark that it was impossible to see her facial features. It was no wonder that others would mistake her for someone else.
"Clothes-shredding demon and streaking pervert, just you wait!" It would seem that this older sister was also a victim with a painful past. Now that she was protected by two layers of iron, she should feel quite safe.
Looking at the new Town Security Knight who were grinding their teeth in anger, I decided that I shouldn't waste any more words. With such high morale and anger, let's close the door! Release the dogs … and go on a mission!
"Let's go! Let's not waste any more words. No matter if they're criminals or repeat offenders, kill them all. No matter what the important targets are doing, bring them here. "
Looking at the Mad Dogs … Successful Knights, I nod my head in satisfaction. As expected of the new Town Security Knight Squad with Sulfur Mountain City's Town Security Knights as the core. Their morale is high, their fighting strength is strong, and most importantly, they are experienced in dealing with those bastards. They won't let them escape.
"The first squad's mission is to cleanse the market. Leader Yawen Leader, Yawen., Yawen. Those bastards! "" They "Yawen!" The First squad "is is is, and in the market." Yawen, "is," They "is." Commander "Yin." Leader, " Selling fake goods has turned into a diplomatic incident. That's too much. Teach those bastards a lesson! "
After Diana left to search for her own path of faith, Yawen, who used to be her assistant, became the leader of the Town Security Knight squad. This time, more than half of the Town Security Knight squad was brought to Diffindor.
Before they got used to the sunlight, they were mainly responsible for night patrols. The reason why we chose to focus on cleansing the market today was because it was a cloudy day and we had more than enough manpower.
Even though there wasn't much sunlight, they still looked frightening. Most of their bodies were covered up, and they wore the Gnome's gas masks. White gas leaked out from the back of their heads, and it looked like boiling steam.
I felt uncomfortable just looking at the cute girls suddenly transforming into strange uncles. Fortunately, it was winter, so it wasn't too hot yet. I could still endure it, but it was still quite inconvenient.
"We need to hurry up with our specialized equipment. If we need manpower and materials, let's use the unlucky fellows we caught in this operation as coolies and wallets."
Originally, most of the female elves were tomboyish and full of dirty jokes. However, the female elves seemed like demons from the Chaos Abyss. Still, their power level and experience were the most trustworthy … Fine then, I admit that I received many complaints about them, such as scaring some naughty children.
"The second squad's mission is to clean up the public's atmosphere. Momo and Catherine, if you see anyone who's naked, ripping people's clothes, or even more perverted with clothes on, yep, I mean those muscular bastards like Pierre and Omar, capture them all for me. Do you know how many complaints we receive every day? Take this Mosaic Spray Gun with you. If you see anything perverted, mosaic it! "
High-tech? It was just black oil, and it was already so black that it was even more of a mosaic than "Holy Light".
"The third squad, your mission is to search for prohibited items, especially books and pictures with overly detailed descriptions of heterosexual relationships. Cough, I won't go into details, you all understand. Oh, right, books and pictures that depict the same sex will be an additional crime …"
I gave out one mission after another. I smiled in satisfaction as I watched the Town Security Knight file out.
The new Town Security squad was expected to be the only permanent city defense squad in Diffindor. Their members were quite diverse. There were novice Knight and novice Hunter who had just graduated from training, as well as core members from the Underground. There were also some locals of Diffindor, and there were even some neutral mercenaries who volunteered to join the military.
Due to the existence of the "Sinless City" domain, as long as there were enough Law job classes, Diffindor would be an unconquerable city. The main headquarters of the Church of Law had already been moved here … To be honest, if the beastmen war had been fought in the current Diffindor, the war would have ended very quickly.
In that case, since there wasn't much need for defense, it would be a waste to keep the Royal Knight as the Royal Guards and the city defense squad as the city's defense squad. And so, through the military, I reorganized the city defense squad and handed over all city defense and security duties to the city defense squad. Yep, we'll still call them "Town Security" for short. "
"What a lame name, and the short name is even weirder." Eliza complained.
"Hmph, you don't understand. This name can ward off evil! Three thousand Town Security will rule the world. People will worry when they see them, and ghosts will hide when they see them. "
Due to my "stubbornness", the Town Security squad that I named became my most loyal subordinates.
The task I gave them was quite simple: to enforce the law by category. Those who only caused trouble or caused trouble would be locked up for a period of time according to the law. If the "Sinless City" marked them as having committed a serious crime, they would become the law enforcers on the spot. And if there were any spies hidden in the city, they would become counter-spies.
In order to strengthen the new Town Security, I specially selected a group of top-level combat strength from the four halls and one court of Sulfur Mountain City's Law System. With these Gold and Legend-ranked Law Incantators and Justice Knight holding the line, I refused to believe that anyone could overturn the heavens.
And precisely because the Law job classes would be greatly strengthened in Wumianzhe's Land of Miracles, more than half of the Town Security Knight that I chose were Law job classes.
But according to convention, in order to carry out rescue and rescue missions, there should be a certain proportion of Holy Light job classes. Unfortunately, judging from the current formation, there wasn't even enough for the most basic personnel.
Or perhaps I should say that the effects of expelling the Holy Church's branch were becoming more and more obvious.
Since it was difficult to find all-rounded elites, then it was better to find more capable people. In the end, after some careful selection, the entire Town Security squad actually had more than seventy thousand members. It could be called an army of Town Security. Every squad had their own territory, and only ten thousand or so of the core members were selected to participate in today's special operation.
This time, even if it was necessary to tidy up the city's atmosphere, it was also a group training. I wanted to see the combat strength of this new Town Security squad.
Soon, with the help of the other Town Security and "warm-hearted citizens," chases and chases took place on the streets.
"Brothers, they're going too far! Let's fight them to the death … Where are they?"
The newcomer, Clothes-Breaking Swordfiend, obviously had not figured out the trick of fighting the Town Security yet. Just as he was about to charge forward, his brothers had already disappeared without a trace. Those who were too short to run away had probably surrendered as well.
"Fight my ass! It's not like we've committed any serious crimes. If we get caught, we'll just be locked up for a few days and fined. If we resist, we'll be beaten half to death."
The unlucky fellows were dragged out one by one. The contraband items piled up like a mountain. Soon, I discovered that the plaza couldn't contain any more.
"There are sixty boxes of unknown potions, and most of them have unknown effects … Olivia, you're actually able to concoct potions with unknown effects? You're truly a genius."
Olivia was an expert at improving and creating new potions. However, a single successful improvement often meant the accumulation of a hundred failures. As independent merchants, they were actually dealing with failed products, selling them under a new name. They had already recouped their costs.
I had heard of the so-called Crazy Alchemist Potion. After drinking it, the effects would be completely random. However, it was usually incredibly powerful and cheap. Many adventurers bought some of these potions to gamble their lives in times of despair. There was once a fellow who drank one bottle and immediately spat out a dragon's breath.
"Heehee, actually, I'm not as good as you say."
Looking at the ace Alchemist Olivia who was trying her best to disguise as a silly chick and her teacher Yingou Beyar who was trying her best to reduce his presence, I laughed.
"Heehee, if you drink it all, I won't pursue your responsibility. Otherwise, according to the new regulations, the fine will be ten times the value of the goods. … What the heck, you really drank it? "
I seemed to have underestimated the Goblins' obsession with gold coins. Before I could finish my words, Yingou had already pounced on the box of potions. His disciple, who had surpassed his master, was still pulling him with all her might.
"Stop drinking, teacher. Drinking too much of a failed product will kill you!"
"My money is my life. If I don't drink it, I will definitely lose my life. If I drink it, I might be able to keep my life!"
Looking at the Goblin Great Alchemist who was green on one side and white on the other, I was once again shocked by the shamelessness of the Goblins. Although I knew that this potion probably wouldn't kill anyone (They wouldn't dare to sell it if it could), I really couldn't tell what would happen to them after drinking it.
"Come, you take half and I'll take half!"
"Wait a moment … Gulp!"
Yingou.Beyar, who had been dyed into a rainbow-colored Goblin, rolled his eyes. Thinking that it would be better for two people to drink it, he pulled his own disciple along to drink it.
Various kinds of potions were poured into the girl's mouth. This time, it was the Alchemist's turn to enjoy the products of his wildest imagination.
"Transformation Potion, Clone Potion, Fox's Wisdom Potion, Wolf Transformation Potion, and all of them are modified versions. Tsk tsk tsk, perhaps it is possible for her to turn into a nine-tailed giant fox."
Although I intended to negotiate a deal with them, I had a large order to entrust to Olivia's workshop. However, I wasn't in a rush. Let's first teach these fellows a lesson. Otherwise, who knows what else they would do in the future.
"It is fortunate that I didn't choose to become an Alchemist back then."
My little Knight squire, Kathlyn, looked at her senior turning red, then green, then two rabbit ears, then a fox tail, then a furry one moment, then a hairless one the next. She couldn't help but feel a lingering fear.
She was glad that she chose to become a Knight back then. Otherwise, she would have become a member of Olivia's party.
My next target was the main focus of this clean-up. Those darned bastard artists and unscrupulous booksellers. Even Lord Saint had started to collect unscrupulous books. I had to put a stop to this unhealthy trend.
Casually flipping through the pile of books, I picked a book and opened it. I looked at two pages …
"Pah." Then, I closed it.
"Is it interesting to draw two men hugging each other?"
"Not interesting, but it is profitable." The muscular man named Tahm was tall and muscular. He didn't look like a bad bookseller at all, but he was indeed the biggest wholesaler of bad books in the area. At this moment, he was calm and composed while facing my coercion and interrogation.
"Then, are there other types, such as normal ones …"
"Yes, but not many. These are our main hobby books. "
I was a little curious. Under normal circumstances, men would also have the desire to buy such books. Why would they specialize in selling such books?
"This isn't a disaster year. If men have any needs, they will find a way to solve it. It isn't a crime to drink wine with prostitutes. Besides, otakus don't have as much spending power as fujoshis. Even though many noble ladies look gentle and quiet on the surface, when they buy such books, they will buy them shelf by shelf. They are much more willing to spend than men. "
"Look, I am not selling goods. I am selling dreams. Everyone has their own needs. They."
Suddenly, Tahm revealed a wretched smile.
"If Lord Saint wishes for it, I have a special version here. Both the male and female leads can be reserved. Brothers, father and son, sisters, siblings … Looking at your expression, don't you like the special ones? Blonde lolis, big breasted big sister …"
Silently putting down the book, I clapped my hands. Then, the people around me threw their torches towards the pile of books.
"My dream of conquering the world with little yellow books! My children, you murderers! "
Although the content of Tahm's angry roar was a little strange, many people around me understood the man's words and the tears of blood that came from the bottom of his heart.
"So it's another gentleman (pervert). I have to keep an eye on him in the future."
Hmph, do I look like someone who can be bribed so easily? If I must bribe someone, I should do it privately. At this moment, everyone is staring at me. If I nod my head, wouldn't it be obvious that I am also a pervert? Besides, what kind of identity do I have? If I wanted to get the books, would I need a bookseller?
Thus, I activated the communication device.
"Adam, did you get it?"
"Yeah, there are quite a lot of rare books in the storage. I threw the female-oriented books to the Town Security and asked them to bring them over to burn. As for the male-oriented books, we will each take half."
"I will take 70% and you take 30%. Otherwise, I will tell Marguerite. Oh right, let me pick first. "
"You bastard, I, I …"
No matter how much he complained and threatened me, I only replied with the words' tell Marguerite 'and Adam could only give in. Using the advantage of an unmarried man against a married man, I successfully won this round. Thinking about how the rare books that were kept away would soon belong to me, my mood became much better.
But before I could be happy for a few minutes, Adam's exclamation suddenly came from the other side.
"Marguerite, Eliza, how did you know …"
Alright, there's no need to say anything else. Just by hearing these two names, I knew that Adam, that bastard, had messed up again. Either his whereabouts were being tracked, or someone had snitched on him. In order to avoid drawing trouble to myself, I immediately cut off the communication between both parties.
"Next!"
Thinking about the rare books that were destined to be separated forever before I even got them, an indescribable hatred made me roar from the bottom of my heart.
But this time, my opponent gave me a headache.
A black hooded robe, a sickle, a wooden cross, and a blazing torch. Weren't these the standard equipment for the Torch Festival parade? And the symbol "FFF" on the back of the black robe was already enough to explain everything.
"Your Highness, this is the evil cult, the FFF group, that we have just sealed off. They plan to launch a terrorist attack codenamed 'Long live the bachelor, the adulterous couple'. They plan to indiscriminately attack couples during the Day of Peace Festival."
"No, it's not indiscriminately. Our FFF group only attacks adulterous couples, never true love!"
"The difference between true love and adulterous couples? Do you even know the difference? "
"If the female companion is frighteningly ugly, then it's true love. If the female companion is beautiful, then it's adulterous couple!"
Alright then, this uniform roar of anger reverberated through the clouds. Their straightforwardness caused me to lose the courage to defend them. Their furious glares indicated that they truly believed this.
That's right, it was them. There were more than thirty black-robed members of the FFF group sitting together. No matter how I looked at it, this was a mega evil cult. It was said that this was a meeting of the FFF group's core members, and their members had already spread throughout the entirety of Diffindor. Should I be proud that I had single-handedly created this abnormal organization?
"Even if you execute us, the flames of the Holy War will never be extinguished!"
"Our war is never-ending. Valentine's Day is a day for barbecues, Chinese Valentine's Day is a day for the Holy War, Singles Day is the day for adulterous couples to die, and Christmas at the end of the year is the day for the final battle. Our members come from everywhere! "
"Perhaps short-term victory belongs to you, but eternal glory belongs to the FFF group. Even if you kill me, there will still be others to come."
"Idiots! Our cause is the righteous one! "
I couldn't help but tear up as I looked at these brave warriors who were willing to sacrifice themselves for a just cause. I wanted to let them go just like that, but the sword-like glares behind me made me feel pain. It was likely that I would have to punish them.
And so, I did my very best to think of a way to prevent them from suffering any physical harm while also receiving a punishment that others would be satisfied with.
"Tie them up in a small forest in Arya Park. Yep, that place that's also known as the" Love Park "for dating. Then find a few couples to show off their love in front of them, so that they can only watch …"
"Kill me!"
"There's actually such a terrifying punishment in this world? You demon!"
Sigh, I was actually such a good person. Why didn't everyone understand me?
[Achievement unlocked: King of Wickedness …]
"Shut up!"
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