"I'm a good person."
"It's weird. Everyone knows that I'm a good person, a law-abiding citizen. Why is the public security officer in front of me still bothering me?"
"As a law-abiding citizen of Sulfur Mountain City, I pay taxes on time, work hard, I'm a good employee in the department, a good neighbor in the community, and a good partner. Look, I'm also a good person who loves pets. With this medal, my Ah Bao is also the champion of the community's pet star competition! "
The medal and ribbon as proof hung on the wall at the side. On it were the words "Winner of the 7th Sulfur Mountain City Pet Competition" and "Wishing our healthy and cute Ah Bao eternal health".
And Ah Bao, who helped me obtain glory, was enjoying his dinner under the wall.
Unfortunately, no matter how I explained, the Dark Elf public security officer just stared at me without saying a word, as if he was certain that I was lying.
"Pet? Ah Bao? You are talking about that scary monster, he is one of the reasons why you were complained about! The Lop Fu family is accusing your pet of attacking their son! "
At the corner of the wall, the slandered Ah Bao was drooling as he licked the bone. Seeing his master looking at him, he even drooled and smiled foolishly. How cute.
Lop Fu? Who is it? There's no one in my memory.
Just as I was hesitating whether to use a detection spell to look back at my deteriorating memory, the Dark Elf public security officer seemed to notice my confusion and sneered.
"… Don't you think that your words aren't convincing? The monster you raised still has his son's shin bone in his mouth. "
"Oh? Oh! So it's the Skeleton Soldier family next to the street. They really like to play with Ah Bao, what a good person. "
I hurriedly floated over and pulled out the bone from Ah Bao's mouth. Helpless, I could only raise my fist and hit this stupid dog's head.
"Let go, let go, you idiot. If you don't want to be locked up in the quarantine room, let go. "
What an obedient dog. Seeing my persistence, the cute Ah Bao whimpered and gave up his treasure with a heartbreaking expression.
"Don't worry, Ah Bao. After I get rid of this stinky woman, I will let the Lop Fu family play with you for an entire year." I promised softly.
This shin bone was evidence and it was hard to argue. I squeezed out a smile and tried to please the public security officer in front of me.
"Misunderstanding, it's all a misunderstanding. Ah'Bao was just too enthusiastic. It always likes to make new friends, but it's always reluctant to leave. Isn't it normal to get a souvenir from a good friend? "
I tried to hand him the bone, but the magistrate jerked back.
"Don't come here. Keep a safe distance. Who knows what kind of evil spell you have in it? My colleagues are still outside. If I don't go back, do you plan to face the wrath of the entire city's public security management team? "
I was already being submissive enough, but this little girl didn't give me any face. I kindly offered her the shin bone, but she actually took two steps back as if she had seen something disgusting. She even put on a wary expression.
"I'm a public security officer representing the city. Do you know the consequences of assaulting a police officer?"
"It's a misunderstanding, a misunderstanding. I'm really a good person." Sighing inwardly at the Dark Elves' sensitivity and vigilance towards magic, I could only quietly disperse the Hypnosis and Venomous Snake Curse in my tibia, allowing the malicious magic to silently disperse.
"I don't care if you're a good person or not. According to Sulfur Mountain City's public security regulations, the compensation of 50 gold coins and an apology cannot be missed. The deadline is 3 days."
That girl, after throwing down those harsh words, took back the shin bone, and actually turned to leave.
"If you don't want me to look for you again, remember to report to the Town Security within 3 days!"
Closing the door, my face turned ugly.
"Smelly girl, be careful that you don't get knocked up and sold to the slave market. In this underground world, Dark Elves have always been the most popular and valuable commodity."
I cursed viciously in my heart, but I didn't say it out loud. Because if I did, if that girl was really sold, wouldn't I become the first suspect? I wasn't that foolish.
"Big Sis, you're too amazing. You actually dared to enforce the law with such a scary monster. When I saw him, I was scared out of my wits. "
"Hmph, Ah Min, these fellows are actually the same. Strong on the outside but weak on the inside. As a glorious Town Security of Sulfur Mountain City, you should know … "
Not far away, the conversation between two Dark Elves could be heard.
"Tsk, you actually dare to look down on me. If it wasn't for the fact that I have turned over a new leaf and decided to become a good person, you would have been sold to a brothel tonight."
The adorable Ah Bao saw that his master was a little dejected. He even came over and licked my face with his huge tongue with a poisonous sting.
"Alright, alright, Ah Bao, remember that you are the noble Chromaggus, not a stupid house dog that drools everywhere. Come, let's go apologize to the Lop family and have dinner. Un, let's have 'dinner'. "
Hearing that there would be dinner, this stupid dog drooled at the same time. He hugged me even more excitedly and licked me with all his might.
Dogs are indeed the best companions of humans, even more so for the Two-headed Cerberus. It's just that the cost of food is a little expensive. Well, bones with magic power are the best food for them. However, with the enthusiastic support of the Lop family, we can probably save a month's worth of food.
Right, I forgot to introduce myself. I, Roland Mist, 376 years old this year. I'm a good person, no, to be more precise, I'm a good Lich.
… …
If you were to ask the people of the world what they think of Liches, I'm afraid that there wouldn't be many positive comments.
"Heinous villains." "The ultimate existence of the Undead and Dark Magic." "The nightmare of the living and the undead's king."
Although I have always treated it as the envy of the mediocre and the false accusations of the hypocrites, I can't deny that sometimes, the discrimination of these biased people does bring me a lot of trouble.
At the very least, even in Sulfur Mountain City, where infighting is forbidden, I have to deal with a few 'Heroes who form a group to fight against evil' or 'Adventurers who create an evil mansion' every month.
Although most of the time, they are unable to even break through the defensive formation of this mansion, but sometimes, I still welcome their arrival. For example, when I lack experimental subjects. For example, now …
"… I must … kill you … Don't touch me there! Darned Tentacle Demon! … Not here either!! My body is very sensitive. Ha … Ha … No … I beg of you, kill me, kill me!! If you have the guts, kill me. "
The half-elf ranger in front of me, who was still threatening to execute justice on behalf of the heavens to get rid of me, the villain, now, she can only moan on the filthy floor of the dungeon.
"Let me go, at least … kill me … No!!" After many times of accumulation, she finally reaches the peak. After an intense moan, she, who has reached a certain climax, first tightens her body. The next second, she weakly collapses onto the ground.
Those eyes which were originally filled with hatred, even though they have lost their focus, are still instinctively staring at me. Those lifeless eyes, after a long time, are filled with hatred again.
"Aiyo, don't look at me like that. Getting too excited isn't good for your body."
"Bastard!! Bastard!! Bastard!! "
"… Is it because there are too few curses in the Elf language, or did your language teacher die too early? The same words aren't enough to excite me."
"Scoundrel, scoundrel …" The few days of imprisonment and torture have worn down the female ranger's willpower. However, the High Elf's head that was always held high and her pride hasn't been erased. Even though she has overexerted her stamina, the golden-haired ranger is still cursing me.
"Alright, I have rested enough. Let's try again in the next round!"
* Clack! * With a snap of my fingers, countless black tentacles start moving again. These tamed monsters summoned by the pink book can no longer suppress their desire to get close to the female.
"No!!! … I beg you, let me go!! "
But, how could my tamed monsters listen to the pleas of a prisoner?
"I'm ticklish!!"
Yes, it's just tickling. I am a good person. I won't do anything that is fated to be seduced.
"It's not up to you. Tentacles, focus on the ticklish flesh on her waist and neck! That is her weakness! "
"Ha … Hehe … Let me go, you bastard!! … Haha! "
As expected of the punishment that the female ranger fears the most. Very quickly, under the countless tentacles, she rolls on the ground in laughter.
"Hmph! Serves you right. Who told you to barge into my house without permission? This is an obvious crime. If I don't teach you a lesson, everyone will think that I am a pushover! "
Of course, I won't say anything that harms others without benefiting myself. How can I waste my mana just to punish her?
"I beg you, I admit defeat, I surrender … I will agree to any condition!!"
"There's no need for that. You being hung like this is already a contribution to me."
Looking at the slowly increasing number on my interface, I can't help but sigh.
"Sigh, it's already been three days and I only got 2 Evil Points. How long will it take for me to accumulate 100,000 Evil Points to revive my physical body?"
Thinking about the blissful sexual life that everyone yearned for, I look down at my physical body that is only left with bones. Very quickly, I look at the unlucky prisoners in the prison.
"Punishing evil is also promoting good, for the sake of Evil Points … No, for the sake of justice, for the sake of our blissful sexual life … No, for the sake of becoming a good person. Your suffering is my wealth, accept your fate! "
Inside the cages, there are all kinds of prisoners. There are taurens, elves, and most of them are humans.
"Let me out!!" "I am not guilty!" "Don't come over!!" Cries of agony and pleas for mercy rise and fall, but the Lich ignores them. If they scream too much, the skeleton soldiers guarding the cage will whip them to shut them up.
"Ruhr, human, rapist. He has committed six crimes and has been arrested three times. However, because he has a good older brother who is the boss of a gang in the docks, the victims are too intimidated to report the crime. In the end, the Supreme Court of Sulfur Mountain City released him twice due to lack of evidence."
However, at this moment, this young master of the gang is the one who is crying out the most miserably.
"Since you like to mate so much, I'll let you mate as much as you want."
Thus, I found a few three-meter tall ogres to play with him every day … However, they are all male, and they are even thicker than a human's calf …
Alright, now that he is in a miserable state in his prison cell, I feel disgusted just thinking about it. Let's talk about his neighbors.
"Diya Kim, professional swindler of the goblins. Although he has been accused in dozens of cases at the same time, his methods are superb. The victims often lack conclusive evidence, and this fellow is willing to spend money to hire the best lawyer in Sulfur Mountain City. Thus, he is still at large."
At this moment, this gambler's eyes are bloodshot.
"I … I won!! All your money is mine, so you have to release me according to the agreement!! I have four Ks!! "
The undead card player on the other side laughs. He opens his hand, revealing four Aces, which happens to be a little bigger than his opponent's.
"No, no, no, that's impossible! You have already won 767 rounds in a row! You are cheating!! "
"Cheating without being caught is a legitimate method. Isn't this your famous saying? Alright, tell me your last hidden fortune and secret! "
"I … I, I will definitely make a comeback next round!!"
Of course, the undead card player is cheating. This is a magic card that I have specially enchanted. He can get whatever he wants, so how can Diya win?
If it was a normal person, after losing a few hundred rounds in a row, they would have long given up. However, Diya is a gambler whose eyes are red from losing. Seeing the opportunity to obtain freedom and wealth in front of him, how can he let it go?
The undead card player doesn't even need to persuade Diya to fall for it. He just needs to play by himself, and the greed in the goblin gambler's bones will make Diya, who has nothing to do in his prison cell, come over.
"What if … what if I can win a round, then I can break even."
Thus, just like the victims who have been cheated by him in the past, this fellow is brought to the bottomless abyss by greed and has already lost all of his fortune.
Actually, I have no interest in his trickery and secrets. However, every time he loses, the indignation and anger that comes from the bottom of his heart will give me more Evil Points. On the other hand, his neighbor, who has already become numb, will receive less and less Evil Points.
This is a prison, a prison that belongs to me personally. Most of the prisoners here are bastards who, due to certain reasons, the officials of Sulfur Mountain City are unable to punish, but their crimes are unforgivable.
My unreliable System can obtain strength from the pain and misfortune of others. In order to be a good person, I can only helplessly choose the path of getting rid of evil and doing good.
Thus, through certain connections, I bring these bastards here to serve as food for my 'Evil Lich System'.
The treatment of the hero who 'charged into hell alone' can be considered to be the best. In any case, she only smashed a few flower vases and scattered a few skeleton gardeners. After teasing her for a few days, she will be thrown out.
As for the rest, they are all trash worthy of the death penalty. Thus, I will let them enjoy what they have done to others, or rather, suffer the consequences of their own actions.
For example, I will let rapists taste what it feels like to be raped, swindlers taste what it feels like to be cheated until they go bankrupt, robbers and burglars taste what it feels like to have everything stolen, and unscrupulous merchants who maliciously hoard goods and create famine will taste what it feels like to sleep on a mountain of gold but not be able to buy a single piece of bread.
"Lunatic! You lunatic! "
"I beg of you, let me go!"
Harming others without benefiting oneself is so meaningless. Their pain will be turned into my strength through the nameless System, turning into the cornerstone of my revival.
"I am not crazy, you are the one who is crazy!"
"Crazy lich! I beg of you, let me go, I am willing to do anything! "
Crazy lich? Indeed, there are many who say that I have long gone crazy, but the first one to say it was that person.
I stroked my chin with my knuckles and carefully recalled.
"When exactly did I start going crazy? Was it when I was a judge who insisted on fairness and justice in my previous life, when I was stripped of my position by illegal officials, and finally pushed aside to the point where I couldn't even work as a lawyer? "
"Was it when I reincarnated into this world with that strange System, thinking that I am the main character of destiny, and swore to make my people and family happier, only to realize that the cruel fate cannot be reversed, and step by step, I lost my country, family, and all my loved ones?"
"Was it when I swore to take revenge on the Gods and the Deceiver, and formed an army of the undead with my broken body, only to realize that on the path of revenge, behind me is already a pile of corpses and ruins, and that I have become like the Deceiver and the ambitious, constantly creating disasters and tragedies under the pretext of righteous schemes?"
"Hehe, perhaps, from the very beginning, I, who has the memories of two lives, have already gone crazy after discovering the truth of the world."
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