Other people retired and raised their grandchildren to dance in the square.
Pei Ye retired and spent money to raise paper dolls.
Before spending money: Rubbish game, I don't even care about spending money.
After spending money: So good! Not only can I spend money, but I can also work!
Raising paper dolls can cultivate one's character and enrich one's boring life after retirement. Not only can they have feelings, but they can also … Emmm …
PS: The new book is fat and ready to be slaughtered.
PS: The new book will be released on March 1st. I'll need everyone's monthly support then. Thanks ♪ (・ ω ・) ノ
The following was the first chapter of the new book.
The room was simply furnished and dark. Only the screen in the study flickered with a faint blue light. Occasionally, one could hear the beeping sound of a message notification.
At that moment, light footsteps came from the kitchen and a figure gradually became clear.
Beep beep beep —
The message notification sounded again. That person took a step and appeared in the study like a wisp of green smoke. She was so fast that she left behind a series of afterimages. She took a sip of her freshly brewed instant drink and placed the panda mug on the study table. Her fingers slid across the virtual screen.
[Pei Ye, are you there?]
[Are you there, Pei Ye?]
[Grandma Pei, this is an urgent matter. Don't play dead!]
[Grandpa Pei, I'll call you grandpa, okay? Reply when you see this message or I'll hack your AI!]
[Pei Ye, come out, Pei Ye. I know you're online. Don't hide behind the screen and keep quiet. I know you're peeping!]
…
The time at the bottom right corner was ticking by the second.
Pei Ye read through her increasingly agitated friend's message. Her expression was as calm as still water.
Her friend begged her grandfather and grandmother to compromise in despair. There were more than two hundred messages in a row.
Pei Ye skipped over the useless chatter in the middle and went straight to the last few messages.
[Grandma Pei, you're so calm. I admit defeat. I'm impressed.]
Her friend's attitude gradually softened.
[I have something to ask of you. Aren't you very free recently? Help me take care of a child. Everything can be discussed after it's done.]
[It's not convenient for outsiders to know about this child's existence. After thinking about it, I can only ask you to take care of it.]
[I know you don't know how to take care of children, so I specially designed an idiot-style nurturing app for the little guy. You just have to take care of him, it's completely effortless.]
[I still have something to do, talk to you later!]
Friend XXX has sent you a document offline, please check it.
His actions were swift, as if he was selling a hot potato.
Pei Ye stared at these words and hesitated for a while. In the end, he still chose to accept it.
Her posture changed from a proper sitting posture to a lazy and decadent reclining posture. She crossed her long legs and leaned against the corner of the desk, humming a popular local folk song.
Downloading, installing, and opening the app.
It was done in one go.
A second later, the intelligence system's screen turned black with a pa sound, slowly revealing a gorgeous pink sea of stars.
The sea of stars moved closer to the center of the AI screen, forming a pink vortex.
Not long after, the pink vortex condensed into a cute pink heart that simulated three heartbeats.
"What's the point of designing such a flashy app for?"
As he spoke, the heart suddenly exploded, turning into flowing pink light that converged into four big words.
[Love and Raising Children]
Pei Ye: "..."
Not only was the design flashy, but it was also plagiarized.
Playing this kind of game would lower one's style.
She casually took the snacks piled up in the corner of the study, tore open the biodegradable paper packaging, and took out potato chips to eat.
As she waited, the long scene animation finally ended, and an even more flashy logo popped up.
It was clearly an app that was privately made. The creator even designed a series of disclaimers for this app, requiring Pei Ye to sign the disclaimer before she could enter the game.
She casually glanced at it and realized that these disclaimers were quite retarded.
[This game is a game that combines love and raising children.]
[First, Zaizai's growth is completely controlled by the player (If Zaizai is retarded, please do not be angry. Reflect on yourself three times a day, find problems from yourself, and reject domestic violence). Zaizai's growth requires the player's full participation, so please treat it seriously. Do not be lazy ~ ~ ~]
[Second, Zaizai's emotions are very sensitive, please pay attention to the changes in its mood.]
[Third, Zaizai has made a mistake, please focus on guidance and do not use vulgarities.]
[Fourth, once this game is activated, it will be bound for life and cannot be destroyed or discarded.]
…
[Lastly, Heavenly Brain reserves the right to explain everything!]
[Hit me if you're unhappy!]
Pei Ye was speechless.
She wanted to buy a ticket to the Central Planet right now and destroy that guy's nest!
Why did he have to be coquettish in front of her?
Pei Ye did not look at these retarded terms in detail, she clicked agree at the end, signed her name according to the procedure, and bound the account.
As the melodious background music played, the game finally began.
Pei Ye casually clicked, skipping the boring tutorial for new players.
Compared to the fancy animation and logo, the game interface was surprisingly simple. The screen showed a simple room, the four walls were all grayish-white, a closed frosted window, a closed door, a wooden table, a wooden stool, and a fancy egg on the wooden stool. There was nothing else.
The egg was really fancy, with a rough count of more than 20 colors, as messy as a child's doodle.
She poked the egg, and a name box popped up on the screen.
[Please name Zaizai or your lover.]
"Since it's called Zaizai, let's call it Zaizai."
This game's setting really made her speechless.
She was not a paper lover, so there was no way she would treat the paper people in the app as her partner, let alone her lover.
Raising a child and a lover, wasn't it the same as raising a child and selling it?
Too heavy.
(: з 」 ∠) _
[Naming successful.]
After the system notification ended, two small words appeared on the head of the egg —
[Zaizai]
Pei Ye explored the functions of the various buttons, and the system prompted her to choose an ID for the account.
After thinking for a moment, [Your Abba] was born.
If the egg was equipped with a title, the small words on the head would become [Your Abba's Zaizai].
She poked at the various icons while studying the meaning of them.
"How dare they make such a simple game. It won't even make a splash on the market …"
Ever since Pei Ye retired from the Federal Army, she had been addicted to games. She had dabbled in action, adventure, simulation, role-playing, and casual games. Among them, she mainly played popular pay-to-win (pay-to-win) games. She had also played a few adult games, but after playing for a while, she got the hang of it and gave up.
Based on her judgment, this adult app was too simple.
She really couldn't summon the urge to spend money.
"How do I upgrade this thing?"
After exploring for a while, Pei Ye found a progress bar called "Merit" on the egg.
"Merit" was equivalent to experience in ordinary games. There was no way to spend money at the moment, so she could only rely on her hard work.
"According to the growth routine, this should be the time to release 'One Dollar Purchase' or 'Six Dollars Free SR Skin' to scam people into spending money …"
There was "1" and "6". Gradually, there would be 98, 188, 348, and 648.
(: з 」 ∠) _
Even Pei Ye had been tricked into spending tens of thousands by the game's merchants.
Adult games relied on either spending money or hard work. Games that required both spending money and hard work were shameless.
She had nothing now, but she had a lot of free time. She was full of hard work, so it wasn't worth it to spend money.
"How much merit does it need to break out of the shell? A hundred, a thousand … a thousand merit? That doesn't seem to be much … "
Pei Ye poked around and found an important clue in the novice guide that she had just skipped.
She quickly pulled out the novice guide to take a closer look.
A piece of parchment was rolled up in the middle of the screen. The words at the front were still clear, but the back was stained by ink and was intermittent.
"Hundreds of thousands of years ago, the spiritual energy of heaven and earth was abundant. Although immortals, humans, demons, and demons had conflicts, the overall situation was considered peaceful."
"There was a vast continent in the human world. There were hundreds of countries on the continent. There was a small country with a population of less than a million. It was called" Tanchang "."
The ink at the end of the two sentences covered several lines of words.
"… Years later, the empress of Tanchang gave birth … She was named" … Su "…"
After that, there was another patch of ink. Pei Ye could barely see a few words.
Connecting the context, it should be that something had happened to this prince named "Su". She guessed that "Tanchang" had been destroyed by someone? After the country was destroyed, "Su" darkened and did something that angered the heavens and people. In the end, the Heavenly Dao was furious and cast a curse. Unless "Su" cleared the countless negative karma on her, she would never be able to be free.
In the end, "Su's" soul turned into this egg.
Players needed to hatch the egg and accompany "Su" to earn merit and luck to help "Su" wake up.
Pei Ye only had one thought after reading it —
"What a shoddy game background!"
It was a lousy setting. She could find a bunch of similar free materials at any time.
After understanding the game background of the egg, Pei Ye began to study how to earn "merit" by clearing dungeons.
Although her friend was a scammer, since she had agreed to help it raise the egg, she would raise it. She had nothing to do anyway.
There was no difference between being addicted to online games and games. It could kill time.
The dungeon entrance was very easy to find.
There was a flashy skull button on the top right corner of the screen. The word "dungeon" was written on it.
She clicked on it and a long roll of parchment appeared on the screen. The parchment was a little old, and the corners were a little yellowish-brown.
Apart from the first dungeon that was lit up, the others were locked. They were gray and could not be opened.
She could only click on the dungeon introduction at the top.
She almost went blind when she saw it.
"Why did a 70-year-old woman die tragically on the streets? Why did hundreds of sows scream every night? Why did the condoms in the convenience store get stolen? Why did the underwear in the girl's dormitory get stolen? What was the hidden reason behind the theft of the dormitory bedsheets? Who was behind the flowery youth's anus? Behind all of this!!! Was it the distortion of human nature or the degeneration of morals? Please pay attention to this dungeon channel. Let "Your Abba" lead us into the hearts of demons and ghosts to explore the unknown world … "
Curiosity made her click on it. Her survival instinct made her want to close the interface.
"What kind of lousy thing is this?"
(∀ ∀ ∀ ′) ノ (∀ ∀ ━)
Pei Ye felt like her IQ was being rubbed against the ground by her friend.
She wanted to uninstall the game, but this lousy game was toxic. The interface actually froze at this moment. She even swiped to "Enter dungeon".
"There's such a thing?"
She didn't believe that her AI would even freeze when running the app, unless someone was secretly playing tricks.
For example, the creator of this app.
Pei Ye locked onto the suspect, and several notifications popped up on the screen.
"Prepare to enter dungeon. Player, please get ready."
"Countdown: 3 …"
"Countdown: 2 …"
"Countdown: 1 …"
"Enter dungeon!"
"Have fun!"
The melodious sound of the game rang. Before Pei Ye could react, her vision suddenly turned black, and she lost consciousness.
Before she lost consciousness, she vaguely heard her friend's mocking laughter.
"All interpretation rights belong to Heavenly Brain!"
"Hit me if you're not convinced!"
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