There was a question that people laughed at for several years and replied with more than two million yuan.
The question was this: How does it feel to be an unlucky person?
The silly answers of the unlucky people became a source of joy for the netizens.
"Unlucky? This is an unspeakable pain in my heart. In my early years, I was addicted to XX producers and spent two years in the gold coin pool to get four SSR card fragments to 79. In the end, I won ten consecutive rounds and got four SSR cards in a row. I'm so f * cked up!!! "
"This unlucky person is really arrogant. He even dared to ask this question. A few years ago, a certain game had an event called Red Dust Old Dream. After 60 cooldowns, a pendant would definitely appear. On the 60th cooldown, this unlucky person got a pair of [Night Talk Egrets] and became a famous unlucky person in this game. "
"The people above are all spies from Asia. A real unlucky person doesn't get a whole card or a pendant."
"Unlucky person has no gaming experience. Thank you."
"Unlucky person doesn't save the unlucky person. Spending money doesn't change one's fate."
"Persisted in buying lottery tickets for 21 years and never won a dollar."
"_ (: з) ∠) _ It's said that there's a 99% chance of winning a drink. I drank more than ten boxes of it. Thank you for your patronage."
"Unlucky person has so many twists and turns to have a meal. I was stood up on a blind date. I get a chill when I take a bath …"
"QAQ because I'm too unlucky. My best friend doesn't want to play with me."
"I've been reposting all kinds of lucky draws on Weibo all year round and never won a prize. Only two people have reposted it at one time! F * ck! "
"When I was young, I always thought I was the chosen one. Later on, I found out that I was an unlucky person who was struck by lightning."
The netizens were amused by all kinds of silly answers.
A famous person's answer was very classic, and this question became a perennial hot topic.
"Why don't you ask this question to the magical Unlucky Person?"
The netizens were stunned for a moment before bursting into laughter.
Toutu Feiqiu was a famous person. He was the first viewer of the Great Empress's livestream on the Great Empress' Dimension, and he was also a devout follower. The first recorded video was from him, and he was the ancient giant god that many salted fish talked about. He was also the founder of the Empress's livestream forum and the editor of a related magazine. He majored in literature in university and took up livestream as his job after graduation.
In terms of age, no one could compare to him.
In terms of seriousness, no one could compare to him.
According to his Weibo, he would watch the content of the live broadcast every day. Even if it wasn't a live broadcast or a rebroadcast, he would still watch the recordings and edits. He would write down notes and make a video document for everyone who had appeared in the live broadcast and mentioned their names. Along the way, she had graduated from university, bought a house, got married, was hospitalized for acute appendicitis, had a baby, was one year old, one month old, kindergarten, primary school …
He had put in a lot of effort, and at the same time, the harvest was quite good.
The Great Empress Forum was an evergreen tree. Under the management of Ren Baqian and a few other founders, it had flourished for a long time. Just the traffic and advertisements alone were enough to sustain the daily maintenance and updates of the forum, as well as the labor expenses. Every year, every founder would receive a dividend of three to four million yuan.
The magazine that he sponsored also maintained profitable sales when the physical magazines were in decline.
He had written detailed books for everyone in the live streaming room of the empress. His writing was sharp and his words were humorous.
He kept half of the profits from these books for himself and donated the other half to the charity foundation set up in the name of the broadcasting room.
Of course, he still had millions of fans on Weibo, and he would occasionally earn some extra income.
After that, he had crowdfunded and invested in a few television dramas and movies, which earned him a lot of money.
After deducting taxes, his annual income was close to eight figures.
He should be considered a successful person among his peers and a lucky star in everyone's eyes, but …
It was a pity that, according to the Long Promise of the ancient god, he could be considered a typical example of bad luck from a young age.
His teeth would get stuck when he drank water, he would fall on the ground when he walked, and when he went out to a crowded place, his phone would be stolen and his computer thrown away. It was said that the ancient god repeated this three times. He either lost his admission ticket for the college entrance examination inexplicably, or he had a strange fever. At the very least, he met with an accident on his way to the exam.
"I gave each of my accounts the ID 'Stowaway Unlucky,' hoping that I could sneak from Africa to Europe and become a European Emperor."
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This was the inner voice and cry of an unlucky person.
"I think that I have experienced many twists and turns in my life, and I have always been unlucky, probably to accumulate all of my luck and meet the streamer."
Stowaway Unlucky's words were very emotional and moving.
Being the first to enter the streamer's room and the first to find Jiang Pengji had exhausted all of his accumulated luck.
The host was silent for a moment, then asked, "So, is this the reason why you have never achieved the 'Dream of a Thousand Years'?"
Stowaway Unlucky: "…"
Please don't mention it!!!
After the interview was released, the netizens couldn't help but laugh.
The account ID was a clear indication of one's lineage.
Even if Stowaway Unlucky set up his home in the streamer's network and snatched a spot in the streaming room every time, it still couldn't change the fact that he could not become a European Emperor in the 'Dream of a Thousand Years'. Mysteries do not save people, and spending money does not change one's fate. On the surface, he said he didn't care, but his heart was already bleeding.
After the interview, Stowaway Unlucky became a source of joy for the idiotic netizens on Weibo that day.
Stowaway Unlucky silently put away his phone. His face, which was no longer young and tender, was full of sadness.
He wanted to become a European Emperor.
He didn't know if the heavens heard his wish, but when the streamer was about to retire, Stowaway Unlucky got his wish and transmigrated.
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In any case, it was a Dream of a Thousand Years. Even if it was so many years late, it could be considered as taking off the hat of Unlucky … right?
After Stowaway Unlucky transmigrated, he laughed like an innocent child.
Not long after he laughed, the false teeth in this body shifted, so he had to straighten them.
"I heard that the Guest House has a new dish. Would you like to go with us?"
Stowaway Unlucky had just "sneakily" adjusted his false teeth and found a group of officials in official robes walking past him. They looked like they were about to go to court. He refused to leave and wanted to stay for a while longer. He stuck close to the door and looked into the hall like a thief.
Before he could take a few more glances and see where His Majesty was, a familiar laughter rang in his ears.
"Your … Your Majesty … Your Majesty …"
Stowaway Unlucky was so shocked that he almost rolled his eyes. He felt his blood rush to his head.
Mother …
A living idol!!!
"Yes." Jiang Pengji asked him, "Do you want to go with us?"
Stowaway Unlucky followed her with one hand and one foot. He didn't remember what he said.
After a long time …
"Your Majesty, don't you need to change your clothes?"
Jiang Pengji said, "It's not a dragon robe, and there are no dragon patterns on it. At most, I'm just a little richer than ordinary people."
The Emperor didn't wear the dragon robe every day. In fact, he only wore it a few times a year. There were three layers inside and three layers outside. It took a long time to put all the accessories together. How could an Emperor have so many years to take care of this? His clothes were only slightly better than those of the rich.
When Stowaway Unlucky arrived at the Guest House, he found that there were already many people waiting in the private room.
He was confused again. They were the same hand and foot.
Mother …
They were all living idols!!!
Stowaway Unlucky's body was an old official who was about to retire. He didn't have much of a presence, but he had a good relationship with the other officials.
His appearance at this private banquet was not unexpected.
In fact, as a loyal follower of the streaming room, he knew that this was probably the last gathering before Jiang Pengji abdicated.
The next time she had a private banquet with the officials, her identity would no longer be the Emperor, but the Retired Emperor.
But …
Why did he feel a little weird?
It seemed that the streamer knew that he would be the lucky one in this episode?
Was it an illusion?
Stowaway Unlucky secretly scratched his head, his old face full of confusion.
Wei Ci, Yang Si, and a few others could tell that his colleague was strange, but he was usually a loner and didn't like to socialize. He didn't have a deep relationship with his colleagues. Even if they found out that the old official was strange, they didn't point it out.
Her Majesty had amazing observation skills. If there was something strange, she would be the first to notice.
Therefore, this little bit of doubt was suppressed by the crowd. They chatted about everything, reminisced about the past, or laughed about the future. The atmosphere was harmonious.
Jiang Pengji had prepared for three years to abdicate. Everything was ready. Crown Prince Jiang Lian had the style of his mother. Even if he couldn't handle the situation and lost his sense of propriety, the healthy Retired Emperor could still step in to suppress the situation. The officials were worried about her abdication, but they didn't oppose it.
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To be honest, there were many officials who secretly laughed out loud.
The shadow in their hearts was about to disappear.
Crown Prince Jiang Lian was much easier to serve than Her Majesty.
In this regard, Stowaway Unlucky could only watch and watch silently.
As a loyal follower of the livestream, he was very clear about Crown Prince Jiang Lian's temperament.
He hoped that after Her Majesty abdicated, these gloating officials wouldn't cry and ask her to come back.
Crown Prince Jiang Lian was not easy to deal with. Her twin sister, Jiang Yan, who was now a Jun Wang, was even more difficult to deal with.
When Jiang Pengji was on the throne, she could still suppress the two sisters and not harm the officials.
Once this tight band was removed, they would be able to do whatever they wanted in the court.
Although the standard of food in this era couldn't be compared to modern times, the dining environment was too good. Stowaway Unlucky ate until he was full.
Yang Si smiled. "Old Sir, you have a good appetite. Did something good happen today?"
Ever since this old official got older, he was very particular about taking care of his body. He was always 70% full and was picky about his food.
Today, he couldn't wait to lick his bowl clean. He ate until his stomach was bloated. Her Majesty even ordered someone to prepare soup for him to digest.
Stowaway Unlucky said, "I've never been as happy as I am today in my life."
Although he didn't know why his colleague was happy, the joy on his face wasn't fake. Yang Si naturally wouldn't be unlucky, so he smiled and smoothed things over. His Majesty was about to abdicate, and there was no such thing as too many good things. It was better to eat to his heart's content than to frown and sigh.
After the meal, the crowd dispersed. Jiang Pengji found an excuse to say that she wanted the White Dragon fish costume.
It wasn't the first or second time that he brought his officials to visit incognito, so it wasn't too conspicuous this time.
"This incognito visit is different from what I imagined."
This was simply shopping!
He knew that Jiang Pengji could hear what he was muttering.
Jiang Pengji said, "What else? What other thrilling plot do you think it could be? "
The stowaway chief blinked innocently.
Jiang Pengji said, "I'm old and my digestion isn't as good as it used to be. Walk more to aid digestion, or you'll end up with a stomachache."
Toudu Feiqiu: "…"
So —
The so-called White Dragon Fish Suit was actually a stroll to aid digestion?
Jiang Pengji took the opportunity when no one was paying attention to her and said with a smile, "Thank you."
Companionship was the longest confession of love. She felt that the salted fish, led by the stowaway chief, was true love.
Toudu Feiqiu was stunned and immediately understood that the words were directed at him.
"You're welcome. It's my honor to know Her Majesty!"
He never felt that he was unlucky.
Unlucky people couldn't meet Jiang Pengji, but one night in his sophomore year, he met a bright pearl that shone for half of his life.
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