Wang Zhitao had been very depressed recently. Not only did he fail the college entrance exam, but he also went camping and finally found a girl to relax, but he was scared to the point of impotence. After that, Wang Zhitao went to many hospitals, big and small. He tried all kinds of ancestral secret prescriptions, old military doctors, and imperial doctors, but they didn't work!
The result of the examination was that they weren't seriously ill, just a psychological disorder caused by the fear. However, it was this kind of psychological suggestion that was the most difficult to cure. Otherwise, there wouldn't be so many mental illnesses in this world.
Physical illnesses were easy to treat, just take medicine and surgery, and they could be cured. But this kind of illness without any problems, how do you want people to treat it? Therefore, most of the doctors asked Wang Zhitao to see a psychiatrist.
Wang Zhitao was anxious, but he couldn't tell his family, so the depression in his heart could be imagined.
Fortunately, university started, and there were a lot of messy things, so Wang Zhitao temporarily forgot about his illness.
Throwing away the oil paper that wrapped the Chinese crepe, Wang Zhitao scolded, "Damn, the price of goods is rising, and this thing is also out of stock! There was half a ham sausage in it, but now it's gone! If I knew, I would have bought two! "
When the oil paper fell to the ground, an old man with a red armband ran quickly to Wang Zhitao, "Student, you are throwing trash everywhere on campus, a fine of fifty yuan!"
"Ah?" Wang Zhitao was stunned, "This is a fine?"
"Nonsense, if you don't get fined, will you remember next time?" The old man rolled his eyes and said, "Hurry up, let me tell you, if you have a bad attitude, you can report it to the whole school!"
When Wang Zhitao heard the report to the whole school, he immediately took out fifty yuan and gave it to the old man. He still had to pick up girls. If this matter was reported, his reputation would be ruined!
However, Wang Zhitao didn't understand. There was no one near him just now, and this old man was at least a hundred meters away. How did he run over so quickly? It was like he was stepping on two flaming wheels.
In fact, there was no such thing as a fine old man in school. If there was a fine, it would be the cadre in charge of school discipline in the student union. However, Wang Zhitao was a new student. How would he know about this?
And this old man was a swindler in this area. He specifically targeted new students and succeeded time and time again. After Wang Zhitao left, the old man immediately straightened his back and his voice returned to a middle-aged man's voice. "Idiot, seeing how rich you are, I should have asked for 200 from you!"
Yang Ming's group of four split up when they passed by the entrance of the female dormitory. There were still important things to do in the afternoon. The students of each major had to report to the designated places of their respective majors.
Yang Ming majored in computer science. In fact, he didn't have to worry about the problem of employment now. Even if he wasn't good enough, he could earn some income through stone gambling, so his major wasn't so important. Yang Ming's parents, on the other hand, hoped that he would enroll in a more popular major. Based on the current situation, high-tech information majors were still more popular, and computing was one of them. As for Yang Ming himself, he was also more interested in computers, so he treated it as a hobby. Anyway, he had decided to rely on his ability to earn money in the future.
"Brother, how do I get to the Computer Science Institute?" Yang Ming found a senior with glasses who seemed to be more studious and asked.
"Computer Science Institute? What computer Science Institute? "The senior with glasses asked.
"It's computer science!" Yang Ming said in his heart. It can't be. Did this guy's glasses not come from hard work? But from playing games?
"Damn, Computer Science Institute! You should have said so earlier! "The senior with glasses suddenly realized." I'm from the Computer Science Institute. You're a new student, right? I'll take you there! "
"Brothel?" Yang Ming was surprised. How is this possible? Looking at the man in glasses in front of him, he was like a pimp in a brothel in ancient times. He patted his chest and said, "I'm from the brothel. I'll take you there!"
"Yeah, Computer Science Institute, abbreviated as Computer Science Institute! What Computer Science Institute? Computer Science and Automation Control have been divided into two departments. "The senior with glasses said.
So that's the case. Yang Ming nodded. But isn't this abbreviation a bit too wretched?
Maybe it was because he saw Yang Ming's weird expression, the senior with glasses said disapprovingly, "Why? Do you think this abbreviation is a bit ambiguous?"
Yang Ming nodded. Do you still need to ask?
"It'll be fine after a long time. Every batch is called like this. The boys in the Computer Science Institute are called Male Prostitutes, and the girls are called Female Prostitutes! Like me, I'm a Male Prostitute. You'll be a Male Prostitute in the future too! "The senior with glasses said seriously.
Yang Ming looked left and right. This was indeed a school! If he didn't know, he would have thought that the person in front of him was a nightclub duck head who wanted to drag him down! Damn, I worked so hard to get into university, but in the end, I became a glorious "Male Prostitute"!
"Hey, brother, don't think too much. This name has been used for so many years!" The senior with glasses said, "Also, this shows that the boys in the Computer Science Institute are famous!"
"Famous? What do you mean? "Yang Ming was somewhat inexplicable.
"Think about it. The term Computer Science Institute isn't groundless. There's a reason why the boys in the Computer Science Institute are called Male Prostitutes. It shows that there are many boys in our institute, and the quality is good! Those little slutty girls from the Economics Department and Foreign Languages Department come to our institute to find a partner! "The senior with glasses said mysteriously.
Damn! After Yang Ming listened, he thought to himself, He is really a f * cking prostitute!
"But if you want to find a partner to marry, you should find one in our Computer Science Institute. But there are fewer girls in Computer Science. You have to make the first move, or else you won't have a chance." The senior with glasses said.
"Why do I have to find someone in the Computer Science Institute?" Yang Ming didn't understand.
"It's not that you have to find someone in the Computer Science Institute. It's just that there are too many girls in the Economics Department and Foreign Languages Department. The overall atmosphere isn't good. There are too few pure girls. Even if there are, they will be led astray by others. All of them are slutty!" The senior with glasses said.
Led astray? Yang Ming didn't believe that Chen Mengyan would be led astray by others. It's true that the environment can change a person, but not everyone will be changed by the environment.
"You don't believe me. I have done a lot of research on this!" The senior with glasses said, "In the past, I had a partner in the Foreign Languages Department. That girl was beautiful, but what happened in the end? Didn't she still fall into the arms of a rich man?"
Damn! This guy is a very hurt man. No wonder he's so cynical! Yang Ming felt that this guy must be a special case. It just happened to him, so he was able to beat a hundred people.
"Today is the registration day of the Computer Science Institute. I'm going to take this opportunity to see if there are any suitable new girls and grab one." The senior with glasses revealed his lustful nature in a few words.
Another guy who is cold on the outside. I thought he was a nerd. Yang Ming shook his head. However, with such an old man telling Yang Ming about the Computer Science Institute, it saved Yang Ming a lot of trouble. He even knew who to look for if you fail an exam, which teacher was strict in class, and which class didn't take attendance.
"My name is Zhang Weihan. If there's anything you don't understand in the future, you can look for me directly! I'm from the Student Life Department. "The senior with glasses enthusiastically handed a business card to Yang Ming.
It can't be? Student leaders now have business cards? Yang Ming took the business card and looked at it. Damn!
It specializes in finding people who fail an exam, drawing questions before an exam, introducing short-term odd jobs, and tutoring.
Seeing Yang Ming's shocked expression, Zhang Weihan was a little embarrassed, "Hehe, to earn some extra money. My phone is on the card. If you need anything, just call me directly!"
Yang Ming didn't need the last two items, but the first two seemed to be useful in the future. University exams were different from high school. You couldn't get high marks just by cheating.
A lot of teachers in university would divide the final exam results into two parts: the usual results and the exam results. Usually, it was three to seven, but there were also five to five.
The usual results referred to the number of times you attended class. Usually, one absence would deduct five to ten marks until all marks were deducted. In other words, if the final exam results were five to five, even if you didn't get a single question wrong, you would still fail if you missed too many classes.
Yang Ming took this into consideration, so he kept the business card. He nodded to Zhang Weihan and said, "Okay, I'll call you if I need anything. The fee won't be too high, right?"
"Of course not, but if you expect to fail an exam, it's best to let me know in advance. You know, the people marking the exam papers are all students. I just need to get through this layer of relationship. But after the results are out, it's not easy to do. It's all up to the teacher. So, the price before and after the exam is different. If you look for me before the exam, it's usually two hundred yuan, but full refund. After the exam, it depends on the situation. If it doesn't work, you have to wait until the makeup exam. " Zhang Weihan explained, "You also know that the school management is very strict now. There are very few teachers who break the rules for a few hundred yuan!"
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