The refreshing feeling brought by this kind of sneak attack made Yang Ming feel more comfortable than beating them up. Yang Ming didn't look at the two people who fell behind the door because Yang Ming had already seen their fate with his special ability.
Yang Ming took the phone and walked into the bathroom.
"What's so loud?" Chen Fei heard the sound of Yang Ming kicking the door, so he asked.
"Oh, the door of this hotel's bathroom is a return door. It's a bit tight. I just couldn't push it open, so I kicked it. As a result, it opened!" Yang Ming explained. On the surface, Yang Ming said it for Chen Fei. In fact, Yang Ming said it for the two bodyguards. In order to prevent them from doubting, he explained it.
Sure enough, the bodyguard who didn't faint heard Yang Ming's words and rolled his eyes. He was depressed. Why am I so unlucky? I haven't met him yet. I haven't taught Yang Ming a lesson, and I was knocked away by the door panel. My nose is bleeding. Looking at my partner, he is still unconscious … It's really a bad start!
Yang Ming pretended to be drunk and walked into the bathroom. He didn't even look at the urinal on the opposite side. He waited for the return door to close automatically with a bang. Then, he unbuttoned his pants and started shooting at the pile of garbage behind the door.
As he sprayed, he talked to Chen Fei on the phone, "Uncle Chen, why is this bathroom so dirty? Is there garbage everywhere? I'm standing in the garbage and peeing … "
"Yang Ming, did you go to the wrong place?" Chen Fei was suddenly inexplicable. "Are you going to the bathroom? Don't pee everywhere? "
"It seems to be so, right?" Yang Ming's mouth showed a hint of a smile that was hard to miss, then he said.
"Forget it. Anyway, it's your own hotel. You can do whatever you want!" Chen Fei said helplessly, "It seems that you are really drunk!"
"Drunk? I'm not drunk. I'm sober!" Yang Ming said with a big tongue. The water under his body didn't stop!
Although the garbage had already covered the bodies of Bodyguards A and B, Yang Ming had special abilities. He could directly lock the position of the two people, so the urine was directly sprayed on the two people's bodies!
Bodyguard A was going crazy! His nostrils were full of Yang Ming's urine. He really wanted to jump out of the garbage and throw Yang Ming into the toilet! However, he finally endured it!
Because he couldn't explain why he was hiding in the garbage! Even if the garbage was knocked down by Yang Ming, he couldn't explain why he was sneakily hiding next to the door!
Well, even if it was all a coincidence, and Yang Ming and Chen Fei believed it, how could they explain the underwear on their heads? Could he say that he was pretending to be Superman in underwear?
Bodyguard A didn't want to complicate matters and make Chen Fei suspicious! After all, both of them were Chen Zhiye's bodyguards. Once Chen Fei came over, he could find out their identities as long as he investigated!
How could there be such a coincidence in this world? The ulterior motives of these two people would be exposed! So, Bodyguard A endured it. When he couldn't help it, he thought of the masters in Japan … For example, Ninja Turtles!
So, Bodyguard A continued to endure and marched toward the highest level of ninja, Ninja Turtles.
Looking at Bodyguard A's unpredictable expression, how could Yang Ming not guess this guy's thoughts? Bodyguard A was probably afraid that the urine would go into his nose. He didn't dare to breathe or open his mouth. He just kept holding his breath!
Seeing this, Yang Ming's mouth flashed a smirk. He suddenly stopped shooting under his body as if he had finished peeing. He even shivered all over.
When Bodyguard A saw that there was no more urine flying down, he thought that Yang Ming had finished peeing! He was suffocating just now. He quickly opened his mouth to take a deep breath, but he didn't expect that the moment he opened his mouth, a stream of urine sprayed down without warning. It directly sprayed into Bodyguard A's mouth and choked his lungs. He didn't dare to cough, so his face turned purple like a pig's liver.
Yang Ming smiled secretly. He fastened his pants, turned around and swaggered out of the bathroom door. Then, he said to the phone in his hand, "Uncle Chen, let's talk later. I'm going back!"
"Oh, then we'll talk when you come back. You have to be careful! Do you want me to ask Mengyan to pick you up? "Chen Fei said with some worry.
"Hehe, Uncle Chen, I'm fine." Yang Ming's tone suddenly returned to normal, "I can go back by myself."
"En?" Chen Fei was slightly stunned. He shook his head, but he didn't believe Yang Ming's words. Generally, how many drunk people would say that they were drunk?
Yang Ming put the phone into his pocket. This phone was the Nokia 1200 that he bought for Chen Mengyan. After Chen Mengyan changed to the N97, this phone was no longer used. Yang Ming's phone was soaked in water, so when he was at Chen Mengyan's house, he put the SIM card in this old phone. It could still be used, but it didn't have so many functions. He couldn't read novels on it.
Yang Ming also changed his previous swagger. He returned to the private room normally and sat back in his seat.
"En?" Chen Fei looked at Yang Ming's clear eyes in disbelief. He didn't look like a drunk person at all. He asked curiously, "Yang Ming, are you sober?"
"Uncle Chen, I'm not drunk!" Yang Ming said with a smile, "I was pretending just now."
"Pretending?" Chen Fei frowned, "Why are you pretending to be drunk?"
Chen Fei didn't think that Yang Ming was pretending to be drunk to amuse him. He must have a purpose, so he wasn't angry. With his understanding of Yang Ming, Yang Ming couldn't be such a bored person.
"Hehe, when I went out just now, I met Chen Zhiye's two bodyguards!" Yang Ming didn't hide it and said with a smile.
"The two bodyguards?" Chen Fei's expression became more dignified, "Are they going to harm you?"
Yang Ming nodded. There was no need to hide this matter from Chen Fei. Even if he really fell out with Chen Zhiye in the future, Chen Fei wouldn't blame Yang Ming if he knew the contradiction in advance.
"The two of them saw that I was going to the bathroom, so they hid in there first." Yang Ming wanted to laugh as he said this, "They wanted to make a move on me in the bathroom. As a result, I received your call at the bathroom door. They heard that it was you who called me, so they didn't dare to make a move on me directly …"
"No wonder you are so patient, kid. You talked nonsense with me for so long!" Chen Fei nodded and understood Yang Ming's meaning. However, his expression was a little strange. Chen Fei knew that with Yang Ming's skill, he wouldn't be afraid of the two bodyguards at all. Why did he still use such a method?
Yang Ming saw Chen Fei's doubts from his expression and shrugged, "I was afraid that you would be in a difficult position, so I didn't directly teach the two guys a lesson."
Chen Fei nodded and looked at Yang Ming with some gratitude. If this matter really got out of hand, then it would be time for him and the Chen Family Village to break off.
"However, it was still necessary to teach them a lesson indirectly without making a move directly." Yang Ming said until here and smiled slyly, "So, I pretended to be drunk and kicked the bathroom door. As a result, the two fools were directly hit by the door panel and fell behind the door! One fainted and the other had blood all over his face. He even knocked over the trash can behind him and was covered in garbage! "
Chen Fei looked at Yang Ming dumbfoundedly. He thought, This kid is really bad! I finally know why he kicked the door … Thinking of this, Chen Fei's expression suddenly became a little strange, "Yang Ming, you said that you stood on the garbage heap to relieve yourself … Could it be …"
"Hehe, that's right. These two people drank my piss directly. Hehe!" Yang Ming said with a sly smile.
"Pu …" Chen Fei spat out a mouthful of wine and laughed on the table! Chen Fangyu and Chen Mengyan naturally heard the cause and effect of the matter. When they heard that Yang Ming kicked the door panel and knocked the two people over, they felt a little funny. When they heard that Yang Ming actually urinated on the two people, they couldn't help but cover their mouths and laugh.
"Yang Ming, you let the two of them suffer in silence! Even if Chen Zhiye knows, he can't do anything. Besides being angry, he won't have any other thoughts! "While Chen Fei laughed, he also sighed at Yang Ming's wit.
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