"I don't have anyone here. How about you?" Bodyguard A asked hurriedly. Although Yang Ming was still some distance away from the bathroom, the distance of a few dozen meters could be completed in an instant, so they had to hurry.
"I don't have anyone here either." Bodyguard B said excitedly, "This is a godsend opportunity. I think we should teach that Yang brat a lesson here."
"Well, this is a good opportunity, but the boss said not to let that Yang brat see through our origins. I'm afraid that we will have to disguise ourselves and not let him recognize us," Bodyguard A said.
"That's true, but the two of us left in a hurry and didn't make any preparations," Bodyguard B muttered, "Why don't we wait for Yang Ming to come in and knock him out?"
"If we knock him out, we won't be able to achieve the purpose of teaching him a lesson. Besides, even if he is knocked out, what if he wakes up in pain and sees us?" Bodyguard A said disapprovingly.
"That's true, and we can't guarantee that we can knock that brat out immediately." Bodyguard B nodded, "We have to find a mask."
"How can there be a mask here?" Bodyguard A frowned, "By the way, do you have silk stockings or something like that? I've seen on TV that those criminals wear silk stockings on their heads when they commit crimes. "
"F * ck! I'm a man, and I don't have any special hobbies. Where do I get silk stockings? Am I supposed to wear them on my body? "Bodyguard B glared and said with some dissatisfaction.
"Then what should we do? That Yang brat is coming soon. Are we going to smear feces on our faces? "Bodyguard A said anxiously.
"I have a good idea," Bodyguard B suddenly said.
"What idea? Say it! "Bodyguard A hurriedly urged.
"We can take off our underwear and put it on our heads. Wouldn't that work?" Bodyguard B suggested.
"What kind of f * cking idea is this?" Bodyguard A frowned, but after a moment of silence, he nodded and said, "It seems that this is the only way! Take it off! "
So, Bodyguard A and Bodyguard B quickly took off their pants, then took off their underwear and put it on their heads. After that, they quickly put on their pants again.
"If I knew this earlier, I would have changed into a new pair of underwear yesterday. It smells so bad!" Bodyguard A complained.
"Motherf * cker, I'm the one who's miserable. I suddenly had a stomachache on the plane today, so I ran to the toilet and found someone inside. I held it in for a long time, and in the end, I let out a few farts and brought my feces out. Now, it smells like feces …" Bodyguard B said bitterly.
"Then stay away from me!" Bodyguard A quickly moved to the side.
After Yang Ming came to the bathroom door, he was not in a hurry to go in. Instead, he stood at the door and used his special ability to monitor the movements of the two bodyguards. When he saw that they actually put their underwear on their heads, especially after listening to their conversation, Yang Ming almost burst out laughing!
.......... .............................. . and the conversation between the two people was even more so. Underwear with feces? Even a bad * ss person like Yang Ming couldn't help but admire them. These two people were too bad * ss. They were even more bad * ss than him!
"This time, the kid surnamed Yang definitely won't recognize us!" Although Bodyguard B smelled his own feces, he could only endure it for the sake of the situation.
"En, Chen Fei is the chief of the Song Jiang Police Station. If he knows, I'm afraid we won't have a good time. Even if the boss doesn't remind us, we still have to be careful!" Bodyguard A nodded in agreement. "But, why hasn't this Yang Ming come in yet? We prepared for nothing for a long time. Could it be that he came to the bathroom? "
"It can't be. I saw him coming in this direction. Besides the bathroom, there is only the emergency passage. Even if he wants to go downstairs, he has to take the elevator. He can't take the stairs by himself, right?" Bodyguard B analyzed.
"Then, should I open the door and take a look?" Bodyguard A hesitated and said.
Although the two of them had been seizing the time to take off their pants and put on their underwear, they also spent a lot of time going out. No matter how slow Yang Ming walked, he should have walked from the private room to the bathroom. It was impossible for him to not come over after so long, right?
"Don't. If you open the door, what if the kid surnamed Yang comes in at this time? Wouldn't he bump into him? "Bodyguard B objected to Bodyguard A's proposal.
"That's right!" Bodyguard A nodded and said, "Then, let's lean on the door and listen to the movements outside!"
"En, that's not a problem!" Bodyguard B nodded and leaned his ear on the bathroom door.
Yang Ming stood outside the bathroom, thinking about whether to make a move on these two bodyguards. To be honest, Yang Ming didn't want to reveal his strength in front of Chen Zhiye too early.
This Chen Zhiye gave Yang Ming an intuition that he must have some tricks up his sleeve. He wouldn't just have these few tricks. Although Yang Ming wasn't afraid of him, Yang Ming didn't want to directly shed all pretense of cordiality and embarrass Chen Fei due to the complicated relationship between Chen Fei and Seventh Grandfather Chen if it wasn't a last resort.
Of course, if Chen Zhiye didn't want to give him face and kept finding trouble with him, then he wouldn't mind teaching him a lesson.
However, it was obviously not Yang Ming's character to just let these two bodyguards go … At this moment, Yang Ming's phone rang.
Yang Ming glanced at the caller ID. It was Chen Fei calling. In an instant, a plan popped up in his mind!
"Hello, Uncle Chen!" Yang Ming picked up the phone.
"Yang Ming, why did you take so long to go to the bathroom? Did you fall into the bathroom? Do you want me to go find you? "Chen Fei's voice came from the phone.
"Ha, how could that be? I just went to the wrong bathroom just now …" Yang Ming said with a smile. He already had a plan in his heart. His special ability locked on the two bodyguards in the bathroom, "I drank a little too much. I was dizzy and couldn't tell north from south."
"You can't hold your liquor, kid. I thought you were quite good!" Chen Fei suddenly laughed after listening to Yang Ming's words.
In the bathroom, Bodyguard B frowned, "The kid surnamed Yang seems to be answering the phone at the door. He said something about Uncle Chen. It seems like Chen Fei is calling!"
"Let me listen?" Bodyguard A also put his ear on the door and listened carefully to the movement outside the door. Then, he said, "Motherf * cker, he really is on the phone. It seems that we can't make a move? If we make a move, the person on the other side of the phone will definitely hear it clearly. If Chen Fei hears it, I'm afraid he will come to the door immediately. Won't we be unlucky then? "
"That's right. Motherf * cker, we are really unlucky!" Bodyguard B nodded and said gloomily.
After Yang Ming heard the words of the two people, there was a sneer at the corner of his mouth! This was his plan. He was sure that these two guys wouldn't dare to make a move on him when he was answering Chen Fei's call. Then, he would just wait for him to ravage them!
Yang Ming used his special ability to look at the two bodyguards who were leaning on the door in the bathroom. He suddenly lifted his foot and kicked the bathroom door. With a "peng" sound, the bathroom door was kicked by Yang Ming fiercely toward the two bodyguards inside. The two bodyguards were directly slammed to the door and fell to the ground. Behind the door was the big bucket that stored the garbage. The two bodyguards slipped and knocked over the big bucket. The garbage in the big bucket splashed onto the two bodyguards and buried them directly.
"Ugh …" Bodyguard B's head was directly knocked over. He snorted, rolled his eyes, and fainted directly.
Bodyguard A was also knocked over heavily. His nose was bleeding, but he didn't dare to make a sound. He cursed in his heart. This Yang Ming just opened the door. Why did he use so much force? Is he crazy?
He didn't think that Yang Ming would do it deliberately because Yang Ming was standing outside the bathroom. It was impossible for him to know that the two of them were leaning on the bathroom door. How could it be intentional? There was no window on the door!
However, how could he know that Yang Ming had a special ability that could see through things?! Therefore, the end of these two bodyguards was very tragic …
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