"Retch! Stop burning! Stop f * cking burning! Don't you think it stinks? Qingque, you have to control them! "
Cheng Chumo covered his nose and shouted after he finished pooping in the room.
You can't blame him for being unreasonable. The smell in the room was too f * cking strong. He had never been to such a smelly place in his life.
"F * ck! Chou Ox, your own poop is already so smelly, and you still have the cheek to criticize others? F * ck, it stinks! "
Li Tai was already suffocating from the smell. He covered his nose and mouth with one hand and fanned the air in front of him with the other. If it wasn't for the fact that he couldn't run, he would have run out of the room long ago. In less than a quarter of an hour, Li Tai felt that the blood in his body was about to be smelly. Today's encounter was likely to leave a deep shadow in his heart!
"Hmm! I say, you two still have time to quarrel! Yamachō is just outside. Who would dare to disobey Yamachō's orders? I think we should save our energy! "
Sun Zifan leaned over on the bamboo bed and covered his nose as he spoke to the two quarreling men.
Yuchi Baolin nodded and agreed. "Yes, yes, yes. Yamachō is treating us. Qingque, Brother Chou Ox, stop quarreling! Let's just get smelled a little more. Who knows, we might be cured. I'm still young, and I don't want to die! "
Cheng Chumo was amused by this idiot. "Tsk, Baolin. Only you would believe that this is treating us. In my opinion, Yamachō is purposely torturing us. Who uses the toilet to treat people?"
Yuchi Baolin raised his head and thought for a moment. Then, he retorted, "Brother Chou Niu, you're wrong. Why would the mountain leader torture us for no reason? He must be treating us. We just have to enjoy it!"
"Enjoy ~?"
Cheng Chumo's eyes widened even more. He pointed at Yuchi Baolin and said, "Damn, Baolin, I just realized today that you're such a hardcore person. I'll send you a few baskets of used toilet paper later. You can put them under your bed and enjoy them. How about that ~?"
This fellow could only bully an honest man like Li Tai with his words. If he dared to bully Li Tai like that, Li Tai would definitely retaliate in kind!
"Bah! Brother Chou Niu, the enjoyment I'm talking about is the enjoyment of the treatment process. Once I'm cured, I won't touch these toilet chips anymore! "
Yuchi Baolin hurriedly said.
"Eh? Have you noticed that the five of us haven't had diarrhea for a long time? "
Zhangsun Chong, who had been lying on the side and enduring the stench for a long time, suddenly spoke.
"Hmm? It was true! I haven't had diarrhea for half an hour. It seems like Yamachō's method is really effective! "
Yuchi Baolin replied with an excited expression.
Cheng Chumo rubbed his stomach and carefully recalled. He realized that it was just as Zhangsun Chong said. He had been lying on the bed for nearly half an hour. But what he said just now was still ringing in his ears. How could he have the nerve to change his words now? He could only mutter,
"Ha ~! Maybe our stomachs are empty and there's nothing left to poop? "
Li Tai also felt that his body seemed to have regained some strength, but he wasn't very sure, so he didn't say anything.
At this moment, he looked at the servant next to him who was adding toilet paper to the brazier. He then looked at the bamboo basket next to the servant and saw that the toilet paper inside was almost empty. He said, "Eh, eh, eh, is this all that's left?"
The servant had been in Prince Wei's Mansion for so long, but perhaps he hadn't been questioned by Li Tai before. At this moment, he couldn't help but feel a little flattered. He hurriedly said, "In … in reply to Your Highness, this is all that's left. This lowly one was afraid that you would find it smelly, so I burned it a little faster earlier!"
Li Tai's eyes turned and glanced at Cheng Chumo. Then, he chuckled and said, "Go and help this prince bring some toilet paper from Cheng Chumo's side. Continue to burn it, but don't burn it too quickly. Save it! This prince is not afraid of the stench! "
Compared to the terrible pain of almost pooping his intestines last night, Li Tai felt that this stench was still bearable. After all, he had to protect his chrysanthemum!
The servant was a servant of Prince Wei's Mansion. Of course, he had to listen to Li Tai. At this moment, he hurriedly replied, "Yes, Your Highness!"
After saying that, he got up and walked over to Cheng Chumo's side!
However, Cheng Chumo couldn't stand it. This fellow almost jumped up. He pointed at Li Tai and said angrily, "F * ck, Qing Que, don't go too far! These toilet paper tokens were given to me. What right do you have to ask someone to take them from me? "
He wasn't stupid. Although he didn't admit it, he knew in his heart that the toilet paper tokens could improve his condition. At this time, how could he give away his portion of the toilet paper tokens?
Li Tai said with a smile, "Chumo, didn't you just say that it was too smelly and asked people to stop burning the toilet paper tokens? Aren't I helping you? "
Cheng Chumo immediately shouted, "Get lost! I don't need your help! Hey, hey, hey! What are you doing? Don't touch my toilet paper tokens! Do you believe that I won't beat you up? "
It was the servant of the Prince Wei's Mansion who had helped him add the toilet paper tokens to the servant that Li Tai had ordered just now.
Cheng Chumo was anxious and wanted to get out of bed to stop it. However, his whole body was weak and his speed was slower by a few beats. He could only watch helplessly as half of his lifesaving toilet paper tokens were taken away!
"Haha, Chou Niu, we are brothers in any case. Don't be so stingy. You see, I only let them take more than 30%. You still have a lot left!"
Li Tai smiled and "comforted" him.
Cheng Chumo said indignantly, "F * ck, Qing Que, what you did was not right. There are so many people in the room and you didn't rob. Why did you have to rob me? Look at Sun Zifan's basket, isn't there still so much left ~? "
"F * ck, Cheng Chumo, shut up ~!"
… … …
Li Zexuan, who was outside the room instructing the servants to decoct the medicine, naturally did not know that these idiots in the room had begun to act out a shocking show of stealing toilet paper tokens.
The servants of the Prince Wei's Mansion were very efficient. In less than the time it took to drink a cup of tea, Li Zexuan had bought the herbs that he wanted. However, he did not manage to buy the Hearth Soil. How would the pharmacies of this era sell this stuff?
However, this was not a problem for Li Zexuan. He personally brought Wu Zexuan to the kitchen of the Prince Wei's Mansion and dug out a piece of yellow soil from the bottom of the hearth. He used a knife to remove the black soil and impurities, then handed it to the kitchen manager to decoct the medicine.
"Wu Zexuan, I have already explained the decoction method to you. You stay here and keep an eye on it. I will go back to the backyard to check on Qing Que and the others ~!"
Li Zexuan was worried about Li Tai and the others who were being "suffocated by feces", so he instructed.
"Mm, Marquis, don't worry. With me here, nothing will go wrong!"
Wu Zexuan nodded and replied.
Only then did Li Zexuan turn around and leave, walking towards the rear courtyard.
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