(High Energy Warning. This chapter is a little strange. Those who are mysophobic or are eating, please be careful.)
"Elder Wu, what are you carrying?"
In the backyard of the Prince of Wei's residence, all the parents were anxiously waiting for Li Zexuan's diagnosis and treatment results. However, they saw Senior Advisor Wu instructing people to carry five braziers and a basket of unknown objects into the side room. Out of curiosity, Li Er stopped Elder Wu and asked.
Elder Wu's face turned bitter as he answered truthfully, "Your Majesty, the objects in the basket are toilet chips. The Duke of Yong 'an asked me to find them!"
When Li Er heard this, his face turned ugly. "Toilet chips? What does he need toilet chips for? "
"I do not know. The Duke of Yong 'an did not tell me!"
Elder Wu was also puzzled in his heart. He didn't know why Li Zexuan wanted him to find these disgusting things out of the blue.
"You may go! I will ask him later! "
Li Er had a bad premonition. However, he had already promised Li Zexuan that everyone would be under his command. How could he go back on his word now?
Empress Zhangsun looked at the room with doubt in her eyes. The other big shots also looked at each other in dismay.
… … …
In the room.
"Marquis, I've brought you the cutlery and brazier you wanted. What else do you need next?"
After the braziers and toilet chips were moved into the room, Elder Wu cupped his fist and asked Li Zexuan.
Li Zexuan looked and nodded, "I do not need them for now. Order people to throw the toilet chips into the braziers and bring the braziers to Qing Que and Chu Mo's beds. Let the heat dry their bodies! Leave one or two people to add the toilet chips into the braziers. The rest of you go out first! We will come back in half an hour! "
This was an indigenous method of treating cholera that Li Zexuan heard from the village doctor in his previous life. It was said that it had cured many people. Cough cough, of course there was no such thing as toilet chips in the modern world. He could only use "shit stirrer" as a substitute!
He didn't have much confidence in this kind of crude recipe, but at this moment, he wanted to try it out to see how effective it was. Moreover, he still had other tricks up his sleeve!
When Elder Wu heard this, he was stunned. He finally understood why Li Zexuan wanted him to find these toilets. But why did it sound so unreliable?
"Marquis, this …"
"There's no need to ask. Just do as I say!"
Li Zexuan didn't wait for Elder Wu to ask and waved his hand domineeringly.
In fact, even he himself did not know that this method of using toilet cubes to treat cholera had a great background.
The Compendium of Materia Medica had a record in the "Medical Devices Department". Toilet preparation: [Attending Physician] Dystocia, cholera, and cold body tendons, burning hot air under the bed and spreading it to the upper body. Also, the Attending Physician is afflicted with evil spirit energy. This item is the smallest, but its power can be recorded (Hidden Artifact).
Uh, don't you think it's unbelievable? Regardless of whether this prescription had a scientific basis or not, there were even more shocking prescriptions in the "Compendium of Materia Medica". For example, human urine could treat "cold and heat headaches". Pig-Tying rope was used to treat children's cries of alarm and restless hair. Using the twelfth lunar month to burn ashes and drinking a little water.
Li Zexuan only remembered that when the old village doctor told him this crude method of using toilet cubes to treat cholera, he secretly laughed in his heart. Those cholera patients must have been cured by the smell of feces, right?
Elder Wu saw Li Zexuan's unyielding attitude and could only do as he was told.
Cheng Chumo, who was lying on the bamboo bed, really "sat up in shock". Who knew where this guy got his strength from? He pointed at Li Zexuan and shouted with his eyes wide open, "F * ck ~! Xiao … Xiao Xuan, you … you can't cheat your brother like this! You're not treating us, you're clearly trying to suffocate us to death! "
Although he had been suffocated by his own feces for an entire night, how could other people's feces be the same as his own? Many times when you go to the latrine to take a dump, you'll think that the latrine next to you is smelly, but you'll usually not think that your own feces are smelly.
Li Zexuan said with a smile, "Seeing that you're so energetic now, it means that this toilet cubes are very useful! Elder Wu, remember to close all the doors and windows in a while and keep them sealed! "
After saying that, he ignored Cheng Chumo's shouting and turned to leave.
The imperial physicians also hurriedly fled.
Li Tai, who was unconscious, was faintly awakened by Cheng Chumo's loud voice. He said in a daze, "Suffocate to death? What … What suffocate to death? Chu … Chumo, why … why are you here? "
Cheng Chumo saw that the doors and windows were closed and couldn't help but feel despair. He was too lazy to talk to Li Tai. At this moment, he couldn't help but feel a pain in his stomach. He hurriedly shouted, "Quick, quick, quick, I want to shit! Hurry! "
"Pu ~!"
Inside the room, the smell of fresh feces, burning feces, and vomiting mixed together. The stench was overwhelming! Even the maids and servants of the prince's residence who had been suffocated for an entire night couldn't stand it anymore. These people probably wouldn't be able to eat for a month, right?
"Vomit ~!"
Li Tai's stomach churned and he hurriedly turned to the side and vomited into the basin under the bed.
The other people lying on the bamboo bed weren't any better. Each of them was suffocated by the stench emitted from the brazier. It wasn't that they didn't want to "escape", but they were already exhausted from pooping for an entire night. How could they have the strength to do that? They could only lie on the bamboo bed and silently "enjoy" it!
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Outside the room, Li Zexuan saw Li Zexuan walk out and asked, "Li Zhanshi, why did you ask Elder Wu to find the toilet cubes for?"
Empress Zhangsun, Cheng Yaojin, and the others also looked over.
Li Zexuan didn't dare to directly say that he just wanted to test whether or not the local prescription would work. Instead, he seriously spouted nonsense, "Your Majesty, I put these cubes into the fire and burned them. I want to smoke out the damp and evil aura from Qingque and the others' bodies. Then I will supplement it with a few prescriptions to nourish and expel the cold to nurse their bodies and prevent them from having diarrhea!"
When Li Er heard that Li Zexuan used the cubes to treat Li Tai's illness, his face instantly turned green. He subconsciously suspected that Li Zexuan was purposely messing with his son. But Li Zexuan's later words made it seem like he was serious and reasonable, which made him hesitate for a moment. The main reason was that Spiritual Master Lingxu's reputation was too great. Otherwise, he would have the thought of chopping Li Zexuan into pieces.
After pausing for a moment, Li Er said with a black face, "I will believe you for now. If this still can't cure Qingque and the others, I …"
He didn't finish the second half of the sentence, but the threat was obvious.
Empress Zhangsun, Cheng Yaojin, and the others who originally didn't look good could only swallow their doubts when they heard that Li Er had agreed.
Li Zexuan didn't care at all because he was very confident in the other prescriptions in his heart. "Thank you for your trust, Your Majesty!"
Then he turned and ordered, "Elder Wu, please bring me a brush and ink. I will write a few prescriptions and then you send someone to get the herbs!"
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