"Well, all of you have received the test papers for this month's exam. You should know how you did, so I won't read them out one by one. I hope that everyone can learn from the students on the honor roll and keep a distance from the students on the shame roll! This month, the cleaning of the Mathematics School will be handed over to Kong Quancun, Song Tianyou, Duan Wenbo, Guang Gaohan, and Wang Meng! Every day after school, you must stay behind to clean the school carefully. If I find out that you are half-hearted, then you will continue to clean the next month. Do you hear me? "
Mathematics School.
Li Zexuan stood on the podium and announced the results of this month's exam. To be honest, he was very satisfied with the current Mathematics School. To be honest, any student in the Mathematics School was qualified to be a bookkeeper. After all, Li Zexuan taught them the modern counting and calculation methods, which were much more advanced than the current era's counting and calculation methods.
"Understood ~ ~"
Hearing the second half of Li Zexuan's sentence, Kong Quancun, Song Tianyou, Wang Meng, and the rest of the students on the Roll of Shame weakly responded. Then, their faces flushed red, and they wished they could crawl into a hole in the ground and hide in it. They swore in their hearts that they would study hard every night for the rest of the month. They absolutely could not be on the Roll of Shame again!
"This month's exam's first place, Meng Wenhao, was rewarded with a free meal at the Drunken Immortal restaurant. Due to special reasons, this reward was honored the day before yesterday! Everyone knows that I'm rich. If you want to eat until I'm poor, then work hard to get first place! "
Li Zexuan said half-jokingly.
"Haha ~ ~"
The students let out a burst of good-natured laughter. They also knew that it was impossible to eat until Li Zexuan's family became poor.
"Okay, then let's start the class! Today, we will talk about this month's exam papers … "
"Puchi ~ ~ ~"
Li Zexuan was halfway through his speech when a strange "puchi" sound came from the back of the school. Everyone couldn't help but turn their heads to look.
"Damn! Cheng Chumo, you are so disgusting. You actually shit in front of everyone in class! Ugh ~ ~, I can't take it anymore! "
Sun Zifan was the first to find the source of the sound. He saw an unknown yellow object on Cheng Chumo's chair. Thinking about the strange "puchi" sound, Sun Zifan immediately concluded that Cheng Chumo was defecating in front of everyone.
"Damn, it stinks! Cheng Chumo, you're too disgusting! "
"Ugh ~ ~ ~ ~! Cheng Chumo, you're disgusting
"I can't take it!"
Hearing Sun Zifan's scolding, the students in the school exploded. Regardless of whether they smelled the stench or not, they all began to criticize Cheng Chumo. Some of the students who were close to Cheng Chumo looked in the direction of Sun Zifan's finger and saw the yellow object. They quickly covered their mouths and noses and "fled in all directions". Even Iron Egg and Qin Huaiyu, who were usually very close to Cheng Chumo, also frowned and left their seats.
"Damn, Sun Zifan, you brat, you dare to slander me! This is not shit, it's the persimmon that I brought today that fell on the chair and broke! "
Cheng Chumo stood up and angrily explained.
I definitely can't take the blame for this! If other people knew that he shit in front of everyone in class, then how can I, Cheng Chumo, have the face to mingle in Chang 'an City's circle of playboys in the future?
"Bullshit, that is obviously shit. Cheng Chumo, you still want to lie?"
Sun Zifan pinched his nose and retorted.
"Yes! That clearly looks like shit, Cheng Chumo, you can stop quibbling ~! "
"Ugh ~ ~, so disgusting!"
"You must have eaten something dirty in the morning, and then had a stomachache just now, so your shit jumped out!"
"Ugh ~ ~! Dong Cai, don't say anymore, it disgusts me to death! "
…
Cheng Chumo's explanation was obviously feeble and weak, and the surrounding students expressed their disbelief.
"Damn, it's really a persimmon, not shit! If you don't believe me, then I'll eat it for you to see! "
Cheng Chumo was anxious. In order to prove his innocence, this guy didn't care about anything else. He picked up the yellow object on the chair and stuffed it into his mouth.
"Ugh ~ ~! Damn! Not only did you shit in front of everyone, you actually ate shit in front of everyone! Cheng Chumo, I misjudged you! From now on, I, Sun Zifan, will not recognize you as a brother! "
Sun Zifan was stunned for a moment, and then quickly retched.
From the beginning, he thought that the yellow object was shit. At this time, when he saw Cheng Chumo eating that thing in front of everyone, the visual impact was quite strong, and of course he couldn't stand it.
"Ugh ~ ~! God! I heard that eight doctors in our Imperial College ate shit before the morning assembly yesterday. I didn't expect that a student would eat shit today. What's wrong with our Imperial College? "
Some students saw this scene and immediately associated it with today's headlines on Datang Daily.
"Ugh ~ ~! I can't stand it! Sir, please do something about it! "
Faced with this situation, Cheng Chumo was a little dumbfounded. He explained while eating, "Damn! Sun Zifan, don't talk nonsense. This is really a persimmon. If you don't believe me, come and taste it. It's sweet! Why don't you think about it, how can I, Old Cheng, eat shit? Look, I, Old Cheng, brought two persimmons this morning. One is broken, and the other is still fine. Take a look! "
Cheng Chumo said, and took out an intact persimmon from the desk drawer and showed it to everyone.
"Is that thing really a persimmon, and not shit?"
"It should be! Lu Guogong's family is not poor to the point that Cheng Chumo eat shit, right? "
Cheng Chumo's efforts were not in vain, and there were still many people who believed his words.
"Ahem, Chumo, I just picked up a persimmon in front of the school. It should be you who dropped it, right?"
Li Zexuan smiled and took out a yellow persimmon from his clothes, and said somewhat mischievously.
Silence! The classroom suddenly fell into a strange silence!
Cheng Chumo was stunned. Since the persimmon in Li Zexuan's hand was dropped by him, then what was the yellow object on the bench?
"Damn! Cheng Chumo, I almost believed you! "
"Ugh! So you were really eating shit! "
"I remember now! This morning, I saw the youngest son of Assistant Instructor Mu of the Four Gates School come to our school. Chumo, the shit on your bench, could it be that child's poop? "
Wang Meng tactfully added. Li Zexuan looked at him with a smile that wasn't a smile. He thought to himself, This child is really wicked.
"Ugh! Damn, Wang Meng, why didn't you say so earlier? Ugh! Get out of the way! Damn it, I can't take it anymore! "
Cheng Chumo was immediately dumbfounded. He roared in grief and indignation, then staggered a few steps and ran out to vomit!
"Puff! Hahaha! I didn't expect Cheng Chumo to be so gullible! "
Wang Meng saw this and laughed loudly.
"Damn, Wang Meng, you're awesome! So you were lying! Haha! I thought it was true! "
"Hahaha!"
The rest of the students heard the conversation between the two and reacted. They laughed and observed a moment of silence for Cheng Chumo, who was vomiting outside.
Li Zexuan shook his head. The persimmon he took out was, of course, not from Cheng Chumo, but from home in the morning. He just wanted to tease Cheng Chumo!
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