Early in the morning, everything was quiet. A ray of light appeared on the eastern horizon and carefully soaked the light blue sky. A new day was gradually moving in from afar.
Li Zexuan, who had just finished his breakfast, sat in the carriage with Iron Egg and went to the Imperial College to "attend school" together.
"Selling newspapers! Selling newspapers! The freshly printed Tang Daily News. Today's headline. Shocking news. A dignified Imperial College professor actually ate sh * t? Is there a hidden story behind this? Or? "
On the way, as expected, they heard the voice of a newsboy selling newspapers. However, the words of today's newspaper seller were a little … eye-catching!
"San Bao, help me buy a newspaper!"
Li Zexuan held back his laughter and ordered.
Although he knew that Little Fishy would write about Cui Shanyou and the others "eating sh * t" yesterday, he was still very curious about what Little Fishy would write.
"Okay ~ Young Master! Please wait a moment! "
After a while, San Bao came back with a newspaper.
"Young Master, your newspaper!"
San Bao handed the newspaper into the carriage. Then, he sat back in the "driver's seat" and continued to drive the carriage.
Li Zexuan took the newspaper and jumped to today's headline. As expected, a very eye-catching headline greeted his eyes. "Shocking news. A dignified Imperial College professor actually ate sh * t? Is there a hidden story behind this? Or? "
"Tsk tsk, Little Fishy's articles are getting more and more professional!"
When Li Zexuan saw the headline, he felt as if he had returned to the modern era. He smiled knowingly.
Iron Egg had also heard the advertisement from the newsboy outside. He had been itching for the contents of the newspaper. When he saw Li Zexuan pick up the newspaper, he also came over to take a look.
"More than a thousand years ago, the King of Wu attacked the Yue Kingdom and was defeated by the Yue Kingdom. He died and Fu Chai succeeded the throne. After that, the King of Yue, Gou Jian, heard that the Wu Kingdom wanted to build a navy. Gou Jian ignored Fan Li's objection and attacked the Wu Kingdom. In the end, he was surrounded and defeated. Fu Chai captured Gou Jian and Fan Li secretly plotted to pretend to surrender. "
"What? What's going on? Wasn't it going to write about Cui Shanyou "eating sh * t"? Why did he write about the King of Yue, Gou Jian? What is Little Fishy trying to do? "
Li Zexuan looked at the beginning of the news and was a little confused. He wondered if there was a problem with the printing department.
Looking at Iron Egg who was also in a state of confusion, Li Zexuan calmed down and continued reading.
"When Gou Jian was captured, in order to gain Fu Chai's trust, he did everything he could to curry favor with him. One day. When Fu Chai was sick, he needed to check his bowel movements. In order to diagnose Fu Chai's illness, Gou Jian personally tasted Fu Chai's bowel movements. Fu Chai was very touched. He finally let down his guard against Gou Jian and let him go. "
"After three years of humiliation, Gou Jian returned to his country and worked hard to build up his country. With the help of the Yue people, he was able to build up his courage. He wanted to strengthen Yue Country. Once, when Fu Chai went to attend a meeting in another country, he asked the Prince of Yue to lead troops to support him. Gou Chan saw that the time had come. Kill the Crown Prince, capture Fu Chai, and destroy the State of Wu. "
"In ancient times, the King of Yue, Gou Jian, personally tasted sh * t. Today, the Imperial College's Professor Cui Shanyou and the others are eating sh * t before the meeting. What is the secret behind this? Let's listen to our reporter, Little Fishy, in detail … "
Li Zexuan laughed when he saw this. He did not expect Li Yu to be able to quote from the classics. It was really "666666". This way, the news section also had a hint of culture.
"Haha! Here, Iron Egg, take your time to read it! I will take a break! "
Li Zexuan was too lazy to read the rest of the story. He just did not know if Cui Shanyou and the others would come after him after reading today's news.
"Yes, Master!"
Iron Egg took the newspaper and went to another sofa to read it alone.
… … …
"Iron Egg, follow San Bao and paste this on the wooden board!"
In front of the Mathematics School, Li Zexuan took out a piece of red paper and a piece of black paper and gave them to Iron Egg.
Today, he purposely arrived 30 minutes early so that he could paste the Honor Roll and Shame Roll before the students arrived.
"Yes, Master!"
Iron Egg took the paper silently. He was still worried that he did not get first place in the monthly test!
"Tsk, tsk, not bad. One is on the Red List, and the other is on the Black List. The contrast is very clear!"
After 15 minutes, Li Zexuan looked at the Honor Roll and Shame Roll and said with satisfaction.
"Young Master, why does San Bao feel that the Black List is very ugly? Why is there a flower on the Red List, and the Black List is … is … is … "
San Bao scratched his head and said hesitantly. He seemed to have encountered something difficult and could not say it out loud.
"It's a pile of shit, right?"
Li Zexuan said it for San Bao. He asked Ma Zhou to make the Red List and Black List. Other than being good at calligraphy, Ma Zhou was also good at painting. That pile of shit was really "vivid".
Li Zexuan designed it not only to warn the students on the Shame Roll, but also to make fun of them.
"Uh, yes!"
San Bao said awkwardly.
"Haha! So what if it's a pile of shit? Haven't you heard that the King of Yue ate shit? Hmph! These people dare to be in the last five. They should be prepared to be in the company of shit! "
Li Zexuan snorted and left in a huff!
… … …
"Eh? Isn't that Mister's carriage? Why are you here so early today? "
Sun Zifan said in surprise.
"Hey ~ ~, Zifan, look! The empty Honor Roll and Shame Roll plaques have something pasted on them today!"
Yu Dongcai pulled Sun Zifan's sleeve and exclaimed.
"Damn, don't tell me the monthly test results are out?"
Sun Zi Fan's face was full of panic, his legs were somewhat soft, this guy was scared ah! The last time his father beat him up, it was still deeply imprinted in his heart!
"Ah? Damn! It shouldn't be that bad, right? Little Brother, I think I did pretty well this time! "
Yu Dongcai heard and felt a little guilty. He prayed in his heart that he would not be so unlucky!
"Why are you thinking so much? Why don't we go and take a look? I don't believe that I will be in the Shame Roll! "
Kong Quancun said from behind. With his head held high, he headed straight for the Honor Roll and the Shame Roll. He was extremely confident!
"Damn, you're awesome! Dongcai, let's go take a look! "
Sun Zifan gave a thumbs up to Kong Quancun's back, then dragged Yu Dongcai over as well.
But when they got close, they saw Kong Quancun's dazed expression, as if he had eaten feces. Sun Zifan was stunned. What's going on? Is there something wrong with the roll?
He looked at it in disbelief. Of course, he was looking at the Shame Roll. He saw a big pile of feces at the top of the black roll, and below it was written: "First from the bottom: Kong Quancun!"
"Pfft!"
"Hahahaha! I'm dying of laughter! Haha, I'm dying of laughter! "
Sun Zifan could not hold it in anymore and laughed out loud. Not only did Kong Quancun's expression look as if he had eaten feces, but his name on the Honor Roll was "eating feces." It was too damn funny! He did not know where his confidence came from, but he was the first to rush over to see the roll.
"Hahaha! Kong Quancun, why is your name under that pile of feces? Haha, it's like eating feces! The Roll of Shame that Mister created is really fun! "
Yu Dongcai glanced at it and did not see his name on it. He could not help but heave a sigh of relief. Then, he realized the joke and laughed gloatingly.
Although he only scored 18 points this time, there were still people who scored worse than him. Hence, he was lucky enough to escape and was ranked sixth from the bottom!
"Get lost! Ah! I'll fight it out with you! "
Kong Quancun was almost angered to death. He roared and was about to fight with his life!
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