"The art of war is deceitful."
Li Fan was not angry, and said slowly, "If you don't use this method, there is another way to safely send things to the door."
"What way?"
"To kill you on the spot."
A black light flashed in Li Fan's eyes, sending chills down Yin Xiaoru's spine.
Was this Li Fan good or evil …
"What do you think, Miss Yin? Can we talk about the cooperation again?"
"…"
Yin Xiaoru thought for a long time and finally nodded. "Okay, it seems like it's fated. Since that's the case, let's talk somewhere else. Where's your escort agency? "
"It's not far from here. Old Guan, drive Miss Yin, and we'll take a taxi back."
Li Fan's heart was finally relieved. Yin Xiaoru was still wondering if it was a sports car that could only seat two people.
When Guan Wenbao rode over on a Spring Breeze motorcycle, Yin Xiaoru had a headache.
"Your escort agency … is really simple …"
"That's right. Everything in our agency is simple now!"
Li Fan was also thick-skinned and directly admitted, "I have to carry on the fine tradition of our ancestors and inherit the spirit of hardworking, thrifty, and simple!"
"…"
Yin Xiaoru was speechless, but she could only follow the host's wishes. She sat on the back seat of Guan Wenbao's motorcycle, but Guan Wenbao didn't start it.
"Let's go. What are you waiting for?"
Yin Xiaoru urged him.
"Miss Yin … you haven't put on a helmet …"
Guan Wenbao's words made Yin Xiaoru collapse.
"Gosh, is it serious?"
"You have to obey the traffic rules."
With that, Guan Wenbao took out a helmet from the side pocket and put it on carefully. Yin Xiaoru cursed in her heart. This man was too stubborn. If the motorcycle had a seatbelt, he would have tied her up!
They were all martial artists, and she wouldn't die if she didn't wear a helmet!
But Guan Wenbao didn't start the car, so she had no choice but to take out a yellow safety helmet from the bag next to her and put it on her head.
"Hmph … My hair is all messed up now …"
"Miss Yin, hold on tight. I'm on my way. My car has a lot of horsepower, so be careful. "
Yin Xiaoru held onto the seat tightly to prevent herself from being thrown off. Guan Wenbao finally started the car, but after driving for a distance, Yin Xiaoru broke out in a cold sweat.
"You … Can't you ride faster?"
"The motorcycle cannot exceed thirty miles per hour."
Guan Wenbao said anxiously, "I'm already at the speed limit of thirty-one … I'm over the speed limit …"
"F * ck your grandpa, 31 miles per hour wearing your sister's safety helmet!"
Yin Xiaoru couldn't help but curse.
"These are the rules … My father once told me that as an escort, I must follow the rules wherever I go … This is the basic rule of an escort …"
"I'm really drunk!"
Yin Xiaoru felt like she was going to vomit blood. Why is everyone at Phenomenal Express acting like a psychopath?
Was it really the right thing to ask them to do this mission? But Little Four Eyes' analysis was right. Other than them, she couldn't find anyone else. It would be really difficult for her to send this thing back!
After thinking about it, this was the only way.
Yin Xiaoru didn't want to make do, but she didn't have any other options. Moreover, this man named Li Fan seemed to have some real skills. After all, this man was the first one who could deceive her in terms of technique!
Feifan Express was indeed not far from the mall, but when Yin Xiaoru arrived, she felt like crying. How could this place be called a company? Wasn't this a billiard hall? The signboard was new: Feifan Billiard Hall. For some reason, Yin Xiaoru felt like she had been tricked!
"Is this … really an escort agency?"
Yin Xiaoru stared blankly at the huge signboard above her head and was speechless for a long time.
"Of course it's an escort agency. I guarantee it's real!"
Huang Lei had taken a taxi back, so he had arrived early and was waiting for them at the entrance.
"Old Guan, did you drive 30 miles per hour again?"
Huang Lei didn't forget to mock Guan Wenbao. "If you're like this, you might as well change to an electric scooter or even a bicycle! You're like an old lady! "
"Nonsense!"
Guan Wenbao's face was red with anger. "I drove 31 miles per hour this time!"
"F * ck, you drove 31 miles per hour?"
Huang Lei guffawed. "I can run faster than you!"
"Humph, you don't know Qinggong."
Guan Wenbao didn't believe Li Fan's nonsense. "You'll have to practice Qinggong for ten years if you want to catch up to my beloved car!"
"What are you so proud of? Believe it or not, I'll puncture your tires tonight!"
As soon as he finished speaking, Guan Wenbao took out his crescent blade from the car. "I'll fight whoever dares to touch my car!"
"Alright, alright, you two stop arguing."
Li Fan felt that Guan Wenbao was the same as Yan Kai. Both of them were fetishes! However, it was understandable that Guan Wenbao cared about his motorcycle, but Yan Kai cared about his electric scooter, which was incomprehensible.
He walked out, stopped the two guys who wanted to continue arguing, and said to Yin Xiaoru, "Miss Yin, I'm sorry.
"Miss Yin, I'm sorry for making you laugh. Please."
Yin Xiaoru could only sigh and follow Li Fan into the billiard hall.
"Miss Yin, you don't know, but our billiard hall's business is booming today!"
Huang Lei said to Yin Xiaoru. "Usually, we make hundreds of thousands of yuan a day. Our business is booming! But today, in order to meet Miss Yin, our eldest brother tearfully closed the door early. We're going to lose a lot of money again. "
Looking at the four tables in the billiard hall, Yin Xiaoru wiped the cold sweat off her forehead. It would be a miracle if this place could make hundreds of thousands of yuan a day!
"Nonsense, how can there be hundreds of thousands of yuan a day!"
Li Fan glared at Huang Lei and said solemnly, "Miss Yin, don't listen to his nonsense. Hundreds of thousands of yuan a day is pure nonsense. It's only twenty or thirty thousand, barely getting by, barely getting by. "
Li Fan's ability to lie through his teeth shocked Yin Xiaoru. Did I … come to a black shop by mistake?
"Are the few of you escorts or not?"
Yin Xiaoru's heart was a little perturbed.
"I'm not an escort, I'm an escort!"
Huang Lei revealed his identity. "I'm just a future ace escort!"
"The two of us are escorts."
Li Fan held Guan Wenbao's shoulder. "I guarantee that your escorts will be delivered safely. Don't worry."
"Alright … Since I've decided to use you guys, let's talk about our mission."
"Why don't you show us something first?"
Guan Wenbao was very cautious as he asked.
"I don't have it with me, but I can tell you what it is."
Yin Xiaoru confidently said, "It's a palm-sized golden Buddha."
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