"Phenomenal Express Delivery?"
Yin Xiaoru frowned as she looked at the three young men sitting in front of her.
"I'm looking for the Guan Family Security Agency, not Phenomenal Express Delivery! Besides, I'm not a courier. You've got the wrong person! "
Yin Xiaoru was about to stand up and leave. However, Li Fan smiled and added.
"My friend, since you're looking for the Guan Family Security Agency, you've got the right person. The one sitting next to me is the only heir of the Guan Family Security Agency, Guan Wenbao. "
"…"
Yin Xiaoru stopped in her tracks and looked back at Guan Wenbao. His face was flushed and he had thick eyebrows and big eyes. He did look like a member of the Guan Family. She had arranged to meet him today to escort the escort. However, things seemed to have gone beyond her expectations. What the hell was Phenomenal Express Delivery!
"If you're looking for an escort, you've got the right person."
Li Fan tried his best to recommend himself. "My martial arts skills are about the same as this man's. Plus, Phenomenal Express has a good reputation. If they ask us to escort the goods, we won't alert the wrong people and leak the wrong information."
"No, I don't trust you."
Yin Xiaoru said bluntly.
"Miss Yin, if you had any other choice, why didn't you choose one of those famous escort agencies? Why did you choose the Guan Family's Escort Agency, which has been in decline for god knows how long and has long vanished from the Jianghu?"
Li Fan gave him a look. Little Four, who had been quietly listening to music, took off his headphones, adjusted his glasses, and said to Yin Xiaoru.
"If I'm not wrong, Miss Yin, you can't find another escort agency, right? Then let me guess, what's the reason why you didn't look for other big escort agencies? Either there's a problem with the item you want to escort, or there's a problem with your identity. Regardless, you have no choice but to choose us, am I right? "
"…"
Yin Xiaoru was speechless for a long time. This Little Four Eyes was so cunning!
His worries had all been divined by him!
"Miss Yin, you don't have to worry too much."
Li Fan fiddled with his fingers and said calmly, "With Guan Wenbao around, whatever the Guan family has, Feifan Express will have. This time, we will definitely complete the task for you. Furthermore, we will not leak this mission to any party. As for the price, the market price is fine. We won't ask for a single cent more. If the mission fails, you can have my head. What do you think of these conditions? "
"Tsk, what's the use of your head!"
Yin Xiaoru curled her lips. "Useless chips!"
"Then what do you want?"
Yin Xiaoru glanced at the three of them. "If the mission fails, I want all three of you to be my subordinates!"
"Sure, but there's more than three of us. There's still one more. Can we count them together?"
Li Fan asked with a smile.
Yin Xiaoru looked them up and down. She looked at the awe-inspiring Li Fan, the tall and mighty Guan Wenbao, and the scheming Little Four Eyes. She thought to herself that the other person was probably an expert who was not inferior to them!
"Okay, okay. That's great. But where's the fourth person?"
Yin Xiaoru looked left and right. Li Fan clapped his hands. "Look, he's coming."
Yin Xiaoru turned around and saw a man wearing a checkered shirt, dirty jeans, and a pair of black canvas shoes walking over.
That man walked while holding his buttocks. His face was filled with pain.
"Damn, big brother, if I knew this would happen, I wouldn't have eaten so much hotpot in the morning … The spicy soup almost made my buttocks explode."
Yin Xiaoru's heart trembled. This, this is the fourth person?
"If you can't eat spicy food, then don't eat so much!"
Li Fan complained, "You have no self-control at all!"
"In theory, diarrhea won't make your anus explode."
Little Four Eyes pushed his glasses up and said seriously, "But anal prolapse is a possibility. If you don't control your diet, you'll have to quit this mission."
"Hey, don't, masters. I was wrong, okay?"
Huang Lei said hurriedly, "This meal is on me, on me … Damn, look at this curry. It's so spicy!"
Yin Xiaoru vomited.
"F * ck off! Don't you know how to talk? Sit down if you don't! "
Li Fan shouted angrily, "Look, our distinguished client, Miss Yin, is so angry that she vomited!"
Yin Xiaoru retched and thought, I'm so disgusted that I'm going to vomit!
"…"
Guan Wenbao didn't say anything. He took out a box of diarrhea and pushed it in front of Huang Lei.
"Aiyo, Old Guan cares about me."
Huang Lei took two pills. "But why do you have this stuff?"
"I've been traveling in this world for a long time. Of course, I have prepared some medicine."
Guan Wenbao said calmly, "I have Yuting. Do you want two?"
"F * ck off! You're a pervert! You're discrediting the Guan family! "
"You misunderstood me. I just like to prepare a little of every kind of medicine."
Guan Wenbao could be said to be a mobile medicine jar. The pouch wrapped around his waist was filled with all kinds of pills.
"Hey, Old Guan, do you have Viagra?"
Li Fan looked at Guan Wenbao with a smirk.
"What's that?"
"Theoretically, it's Viagra. It's used to boost one's sex drive."
Bai Linluo explained.
"Oh, I don't have any."
Guan Wenbao shook his head and took out a black thing from his pocket. "But I have an old dog's penis. It's quite effective. Would you like to try it, benefactor?"
"Forget it … Put that thing away …"
"Yes, benefactor."
"You guys …"
Yin Xiaoru looked at the four people who suddenly changed their demeanor. Her face was covered in cold sweat. "I … I think I should go to another escort agency …"
"Miss Yin, Feifan Express Delivery is your best and only choice."
Li Fan said, "If you're worried, you can choose to escort with us."
"That's fine, but I still don't trust you guys."
Yin Xiaoru rolled her eyes. "I want to test your strength first."
"Ha! What a joke!"
Huang Lei looked at Yin Xiaoru disdainfully. "Who do you think my brother is? He's so powerful! My brother usually keeps a low profile, but his True Qi is very powerful. "
"Oh? How powerful is he? "
"My brother can shoot down a plane with his pants down!"
"F * ck off!"
Li Fan kicked Huang Lei under the table. Can't this guy shut his mouth?
"Enough … I don't want to listen to you guys anymore … That's enough …"
Yin Xiaoru rubbed her temples. "If you want me to escort with you, you have to pass my test first."
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