Li Fan was dumbfounded. What's going on? Am I going to be a father?
"Murong Ying, don't mess around!"
"Who's messing around?"
Murong Ying frowned slightly and looked at Li Fan uncomfortably, "Li Fan, as a man, shouldn't you be responsible for what you've done?"
"Of course I have to be responsible … Wait a minute, but I didn't do anything! Whose child are you pregnant with? "
Li Fan was about to collapse. Whose child is Murong Ying pregnant with? Does she want me to be the one to take over?
"Of course it's yours!"
Murong Ying almost shouted, raising her voice by an octave. Tie Zhu was shocked and looked back. Murong Ying's pretty face blushed. She then straightened her expression and said to Li Fan, "Besides you, who else could it be? Don't tell me that in your heart, I'm a fickle woman? "
"But … How can you be sure that I'm pregnant?"
"I've been nauseous all day … According to the medical books, this is a sign of pregnancy."
Looking at Murong Ying's serious expression, Li Fan's forehead was full of black lines, "Big sister, you must have eaten something wrong! We didn't do that, how can we be pregnant! "
"Still not admitting it? Did you forget that you touched my chest! "
"F * ck, if touching breasts could get pregnant, would China still need to have a second child policy? Children would have already bloomed all over the place! "
This woman, does she even have any physiological common sense?!
"Missy, touching breasts really won't get pregnant!"
At this time, Tie Zhu suddenly interrupted, "My grandmother told me about these things!"
"See, at least you understand!"
Li Fan finally breathed a sigh of relief. He almost became a father. F * ck.
"So that's how it is?"
Murong Ying thoughtfully said, "Then how can I get pregnant?"
"I know, I know!"
Tie Zhu hurriedly showed off his knowledge. Li Fan was nervous. Talking about this kind of question here … wasn't it a bit inappropriate?
"My grandma said that you can only get pregnant if you kiss."
"I see … Husband, then I'm really pregnant."
I … f * ck … Li Fan was about to collapse. Did these two people come from Mars? Quickly go back to Mars, Earth is very dangerous!
"Alright, alright, if I'm really pregnant, I'll definitely take responsibility and be a good father!"
"Hmm, at least you're responsible."
Murong Ying was satisfied. She then gently stroked her flat belly, her face full of motherly radiance. "What should I name the baby? If it's a boy, I'll call him Murong the Hero. If it's a girl, I'll call her Murong the Woman."
F * ck, you even thought of a name for your child! And why is her surname Murong! "Forget it, what's the point of arguing with her about this …" Li Fan thought gloomily.
"By the way … since you're already a father, don't hook up with other girls casually."
Murong Ying suddenly pretended to be careless and said.
"Huh? When did I hook up with other girls? I'm so wronged! "
Li Fan felt wronged.
"A man should dare to take responsibility for his actions."
Murong Ying touched her belly and faintly sighed, "Hey, baby, your father is an irresponsible person. He actually thought that mom didn't know that he sent a note to a girl on a date … "
F * ck, this woman is going crazy!
"Honey, you're wronging me. I didn't send the note, it was Wang Xiaoyuan who gave it to me! Besides, I didn't do anything. I just had a fight with Liao Bing! "
"Oh?"
Murong Ying raised her eyebrows, "Who won?"
"F * ck, don't you care about your husband's health?"
"Baby, as a man, your father is actually afraid of pain."
"Hey, hey, hey, that's enough!"
Li Fan was going crazy, "I won!"
"That's more like it."
Murong Ying nodded. "I guess you've passed."
"F * ck, what if I lose?"
"If you can't even beat an admirer, then you don't deserve to be my, Murong Ying's husband."
Li Fan didn't know whether to laugh or cry. This Murong Ying, isn't she a bit too domineering? This woman probably doesn't know what gentleness is!
"Seeing that you've won, I'll let you off the hook. If there's a next time, you won't be a man anymore. "
F * ck, who's cheating! Li Fan was wronged, he really couldn't say it out loud.
Even if he lost, he couldn't lose. He absolutely couldn't let Murong Ying be above him.
"My wife, what you said is wrong."
Li Fan suddenly said solemnly, "The ancients said it well, if you don't want a man to cheat, you must at least feed him well! You didn't feed me well at home, yet you blame me for cheating outside. Isn't this unreasonable? "
"What do you mean I didn't feed you well …."
Murong Ying wasn't a muddle-headed woman. After thinking for a bit, she understood the mystery behind it. Her face immediately sank, and she said, "Didn't you touch my chest?"
"As a man, how can I be satisfied with just touching my chest!"
Li Fan said righteously, "Haven't you heard the saying, the bigger the heart, the bigger the stage!"
"Humph!"
Murong Ying felt that Li Fan was being unreasonable, but she didn't know how to refute. She simply turned her head, no longer paying attention to Li Fan, and then touched her lower abdomen.
"Baby … .your father is a big pervert! Don't learn from him when you grow up! "
F * ck, here it comes again!
"Eh? This isn't the way to go home! "
Li Fan found that the direction of the car was not right, and the surrounding scenery was becoming more and more unfamiliar. He quickly asked, "Tie Zhu, are you going the wrong way?"
"No, son-in-law, this is the right way!"
Tie Zhu said with certainty. Li Fan looked at his fiancée, "Where are you going to take me? Could it be that your animal nature is aroused, and you want to sell me to some remote mountain, and become a child husband? "
"Dream on! Girls will only want you if they are blind!"
Murong Ying suddenly felt as if she had scolded herself, and snorted again.
"My dear wife, where are we going? Can you tell your husband? "
"Home."
Murong Ying added, "Back to my maiden home, Murong Villa."
"Huh?"
Li Fan was stunned for a moment. Are we going to see my in-laws?
"Do I still have the right to speak in this family? Such a big matter, and no one informed me in advance? "
"Why are you so agitated? I only got the notice at the last minute."
Murong Ying rolled her eyes at Li Fan, "An ugly daughter-in-law also needs to see her in-laws."
"That's right … .Wait, who's the ugly daughter-in-law! If you want to see them, you should be meeting my parents, right? "
"I've already met them."
"That's not the point okay? I'm not prepared! "
To meet his father-in-law, as a high school student, how could he not be nervous!
"It's okay, don't be nervous."
Murong Ying comforted Li Fan, "My father just wants to see you, nothing will happen."
"That's good …."
"After all, he also wants to know who is the man who made his daughter run away from home."
"So it's like this, then I'm relieved … .Wait, what did you say?"
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