"I think it's better for me to learn martial arts!"
Li Fan's eyes suddenly lit up, "Are there any Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms or Buddha's Palm?"
If he were to learn such a peerless martial art, wouldn't he be very powerful? At that time, he wouldn't easily make a move, but once he makes a move, wouldn't the young ladies be infatuated with his heroic demeanor?
Unexpectedly, Murong Ying rolled her eyes, but a beauty rolling her eyes was also quite nice.
"What are you thinking about? In reality, there are indeed these two martial arts, but they are lost, and I don't know them."
"F * ck, what a pity!"
Li Fan cried out in regret, but Murong Ying pulled him back to reality, "I only know some simple martial arts. If you want to learn, I can teach you."
"What's the point of learning simple martial arts! If you want to learn, you have to learn peerless martial arts! "
Li Fan was not very willing, and Murong Ying rolled her eyes at him again.
"When learning martial arts, remember not to bite off more than you can chew! So what if it's simple martial arts, even if it's only one move, if you practice it well, you can also become a great master! "
"Really?"
Li Fan was a little skeptical.
"Tie Zhu, show him."
Murong Ying clapped her hands, and Tie Zhu nodded, turned around, and took out a frozen chicken and a kitchen knife from the kitchen.
She threw the frozen chicken into the air, and then waved the kitchen knife in her hand, creating a beautiful knife dance, dazzling Li Fan! When the frozen chicken fell on the table, the bones were separated, and the meat was separated. It was divided into two parts. The most surprising thing was that the chicken bones were very intact, without any defect.
"This … such a beautiful knife technique …"
Li Fan couldn't help but clap his hands in amazement, while Tie Zhu embarrassedly lowered her head and fiddled with the corner of her clothes. Li Fan panicked, F * ck, why are you so shy!
"Tie Zhu's family used to be butchers, specializing in slaughtering chickens and pigs."
Murong Ying's explanation surprised Li Fan even more. "They mastered the knife technique of slaughtering chickens and pigs, and it became the Butcher Knife Technique. Not to mention this chicken, even if you stood in front of Tie Zhu, she would be able to cut your bones and flesh in a few slashes. "
"Impressive indeed!"
Li Fan had really broadened his horizons today. "Then which external martial art did I learn?"
"Five Animals Frolics."
"What?"
Li Fan was dumbfounded. "Isn't that the radio calisthenics invented by Hua Tuo?"
"Did I waste my words just now? Are you going to learn it or not? "
"Learn!"
At the very least, he should be able to protect himself! What else could Li Fan say? It was fine as long as he did not wield his sword. He carried his sword on the streets every day. Before his enemies came for revenge, he would have been arrested by the police!
"Tie Zhu, tidy up. I will teach him the Five Animals Frolics. Husband, come upstairs with me. "
"Thank you, Missy."
Tie Zhu said goodbye to them, and the two went upstairs. A spacious martial arts field was built on the third floor, but Li Fan was not in the mood to practice. His mind was a little confused. Finally, he was going to be alone with Murong Ying … Li Fan suddenly felt a little nervous. It was the first time he was alone with such a beautiful woman, and he was a little nervous … Li Fan, ah, Li Fan, work hard. She is just a woman! What are you afraid of? She is your wife, not a tiger!
Seeing Li Fan's nervous look, Murong Ying suddenly burst into laughter.
"Aren't you always so glib-tongued on the internet? You even call me your wife. Why are you scared now, Mr. Husband? "
"Wasn't … wasn't that a joke …"
Li Fan blushed. "Who would've thought that a Master of Martial Arts would emerge from playing LOL … Speaking of which, why are you playing LOL instead of being the Master of Martial Arts?"
"What's wrong with that? Can't I have a hobby?"
Murong Ying said matter-of-factly. "Which rule says that a martial arts chief can't play LOL?"
"Well … there isn't."
Li Fan was speechless. This Murong Ying was good at martial arts, and she was quite eloquent. Wouldn't he be suppressed in all aspects? That won't do! Yes, just treat her as that clumsy Little Pao!
"Oh yes, who said I was scared! I am treating each other as a guest! "
Li Fan changed his train of thought. He felt his nervous mood relax a lot, and his mouth became nimble.
"Oh, is that so?"
Murong Ying raised her eyebrows and smiled. "Then who was the one who said he wanted to climb into my bed yesterday?"
"That, that's what I should do!"
Li Fan was usually glib on the Internet, but now he began to fully display his ability to be talkative. "As a husband, how can I leave my wife alone on the cold bed! Isn't that making my wife a widow! Besides, you're a girl. What if you're scared and want to hug someone when it's dark? I'm also sacrificing myself for the happiness of millions of families! "
"Humph!"
Murong Ying rolled her eyes. She just called him fat and he started to pout! He even sacrificed himself for the happiness of millions of families! Where did the millions of families come from! Wasn't it just my family … Annoying, what nonsense are you thinking!
"Don't let your imagination run wild! You're training now. You need to correct your attitude! "
Murong Ying angrily reprimanded Li Fan.
"I'm not imagining things, Teacher Murong!"
Li Fan cried out in grievance, "My thoughts are very positive and correct! What do you mean by letting one's imagination run wild? "
"None of your business!"
Murong Ying's face seemed to be a little red as she turned her head away.
"We're an old married couple. Say it out and share it."
"Screw you. Who's an old married couple with you! If you don't train properly, are you asking for a beating? "
Murong Ying raised her hand, but there was no killing intent.
"Fine, fine, fine. My wife is mighty and domineering. I'll train properly and not think about those things that you're thinking about. Is that okay?"
"That's more like it … Who's thinking about it! I'm not thinking about anything! Stop spouting nonsense. Be careful or I'll tear your mouth! "
Murong Ying couldn't hold it anymore. Li Fan became serious, "My wife, stop messing around. Train properly."
"Humph!!!"
Murong Ying slapped the wall, leaving a palm print. Li Fan swallowed his saliva.
"You learn properly! I'll teach you just once! "
Murong Ying tried hard to calm her breathing and said, "Five Animal Frolics looks simple, but it's broad and profound. It's divided into Tiger, Crane, Ape, Deer, and Bear. I'm only good at the Crane Fist. Watch carefully! "
As she spoke, her hands suddenly separated. Like a pair of wings of a white crane, she danced lightly. Murong Ying was very beautiful. Her figure was also very good. At this moment, she was like a beautiful crane. Seeing this, Li Fan's heart beat faster. In this world, there's really such a beauty. Needless to say, when she wasn't torturing him, she really looked like a fairy.
"The Crane Fist focuses on the wings, the beak, and the dance."
Murong Ying demonstrated the moves gracefully while mumbling to herself, "Watch my movements. There are only five stages to the Five Animal Frolics. If you master one of them and complement it with your inner force, you'll be able to defeat Liao Bing."
After demonstrating the Crane Fist, Murong Ying took a deep breath and turned to look at Li Fan, "Do you understand?"
"I understand …"
Li Fan nodded.
"What do you understand?"
"This crane … Is so beautiful …"
"My husband, choose how you want to die."
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