Mating and reproducing were the instincts of all species. Even humans, who were the best of all living things, could not control this instinct, let alone a hungry monkey.
After Lu Qingshan's reminder, Qin Lang roughly figured out the background of the monkey. It was a male monkey, and because it stayed by its owner's side for a long time, it was very hungry, so the monkey definitely needed to vent.
And Qin Lang's human wave tactic soon worked. Although the monkey's cry on the street was not obvious, and it was difficult to attract the attention of pedestrians, it was able to attract the monkey's attention. This was not because the monkey's hearing was much better than that of humans, but because they focused on different things. For example, a person who admired nature could even hear the sound of insects in the noisy city. This was because he did not focus on those noises, but on the sounds of nature.
Not long after Qin Lang went downstairs, about twenty minutes later, Han Sanqiang called, saying that his people found a black monkey in a sycamore tree on a street in the north of the city.
"It's taken the bait!"
Qin Lang laughed and said to Tao Ruoxiang, "Teacher Tao, go to Pioneer Road in the north of the city, the monkey has appeared."
"Really?" Tao Ruoxiang and Han Xuan could not believe that Qin Lang's dirty trick had actually worked.
"You'll know when you get there." Qin Lang said, "Let's hurry up, or else we'll be in trouble if the monkey runs away."
When Tao Ruoxiang heard this, she quickly started the car and rushed to the street.
Tao Ruoxiang's driving skills were quite good, and in less than ten minutes, they had arrived at Pioneer Road.
Then, a van pulled up, and a man came out to Qin Lang's car and described the situation to him, saying that a monkey was hiding in the lush branches and leaves of the sycamore trees on both sides of Pioneer Road. The monkey was very cunning, and its movements were very quiet, so the pedestrians on the street had not noticed its existence. If Qin Lang had not specifically told these people to pay attention to the monkey's hiding place, it would have been difficult for them to find out that there was a monkey in the branches.
"Alright, leave it to me. All of you, stand by and await further orders," Qin Lang instructed the man.
At this time, the others had turned off the audio on their phones, but Qin Lang opened the audio file. Because it was the same audio file, Qin Lang believed that the monkey definitely didn't know that it had changed to another "monkey."
As expected, after hearing the cry, Qin Lang saw the branches and leaves at the top of the parasol tree in front of him move without any wind. It was obvious that something was shuttling through it.
"Sister Han, it's your turn to perform," Qin Lang said to Han Xuan.
"What are we going to perform?" Han Xuan was confused.
"Didn't I just buy a furry monkey toy? I'll use this toy monkey to seduce that monkey! You should be good at this. " Qin Lang's words had a hidden meaning. Tao Ruoxiang glared at Qin Lang, but he ignored it.
Han Xuan also felt that Qin Lang's words were strange, but she didn't have time to think too much about it. She took out the monkey doll, opened the window, and put one of the monkey's feet out of the window. Then, she gently swung it.
"Hey, what are you doing?" Qin Lang asked Han Xuan.
"Didn't you want me to seduce that monkey?" Han Xuan asked.
"Seduce it with one leg?" Qin Lang really didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
"What do you know?" Han Xuan explained, "To be beautiful, you have to show your thighs. A woman's leg is a very lethal weapon, but not many people are good at using it. I think that monkeys are similar to humans, so it should be the same. "
"I hope you're right." Although Qin Lang's biological knowledge was solid, he really didn't know how female monkeys displayed their "sexuality." He only hoped that Han Xuan was right, that this monkey also had a foot fetish.
Furthermore, from Qin Lang's point of view, it was right to show one leg. This was to prevent the monkey from being able to tell that the female monkey was fake. Even though the lights here weren't very bright, it would be troublesome if the monkey had strong eyesight and had the Fiery Eyes of Truth.
Soon, the branches and leaves at the top of the tree shook even more violently. It seemed that the monkey was really seduced, and it couldn't help it.
"Hurry up, Sister Han, lure this coquettish monkey down!" Qin Lang urged.
It sounded like he wanted Han Xuan to seduce the monkey. At this moment, Han Xuan also heard it, and she was so angry that she gritted her teeth. However, she was too embarrassed to argue with Qin Lang, so she just pretended that she didn't hear it. Then, she showed half of the monkey toy's face, as if she was holding a pipa.
Perhaps it was because this simulated monkey was indeed very similar, and this simulated female monkey was indeed very "sexy". Coupled with the "fiery" monkey cries that erupted from Qin Lang's phone, all these elements added together were enough to stimulate the coquettish monkey to the point of going crazy.
As expected, the coquettish monkey finally couldn't hold it in any longer. It jumped out of the leaves of the sycamore tree, then jumped from the branch and pounced in the direction of the car window. It seemed like it was about to drag the female monkey out of the window and have a good time with her. However, the moment the coquettish monkey grabbed the female monkey's thigh, it heard the sound of ripping silk, followed by the woman's scream from inside the car window.
The scream was from Han Xuan. She didn't expect that the monkey would directly come to the door and directly snatch the female monkey toy in her hand. It really scared her. After all, the monkey's sharp claws were very sharp under the light. With one claw, the monkey toy's leg was torn off.
However, at this time, the monkey also felt that it might have been deceived, because the female monkey was fake! As a former monkey king, it was completely enraged. It slammed the window fiercely, bared its teeth, and put its claws in to grab Han Xuan. Han Xuan was so scared that her face turned pale.
"Evil creature!"
At this moment, Qin Lang let out a low growl and struck the monkey's claw with his palm. Qin Lang's palm blade was extremely powerful. With a cracking sound, the monkey's front claw was probably fractured. It let out a strange cry and then leaped into the branches with its injuries. It fled in a panic, and a red light followed closely behind.
"It ran away! It ran away! "
Han Xuan said dejectedly. "It's over. I didn't catch the monkey! It's really over. Qin Lang, why didn't you catch it just now? What's the use of hurting it … "
"Noisy!" Qin Lang snorted coldly. "Can't you use your brain? Why did you catch it? Are you going to torture it? Do you know how to communicate with a monkey?"
After being yelled at by Qin Lang, Han Xuan suddenly froze. She said with some grievance, "What you said makes sense, but the monkey ran away. We have no clues, right?"
"I let it go on purpose," Qin Lang said calmly.
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