After Qin Lang hung up the phone, Tao Ruoxiang asked Qin Lang, "It seems that you are ready to catch this flying monkey, but I want to know, how can you catch such a lawless monkey?"
"No matter how powerful a monkey is, it can't escape from the palm of Buddha." Qin Lang chuckled, "Even though I'm not the Buddha, this monkey isn't the Great Sage, Heaven's Equal. Therefore, the possibility of me capturing it is quite high. However, the prerequisite is that it hasn't left Summer City."
"No way, can you really catch this monkey?" Tao Ruoxiang asked in bewilderment. Even though Qin Lang's biological knowledge was quite abnormal, to capture a cunning monkey in such a big city like Summer Sun City was simply a fantasy!
Even Tao Ruoxiang did not believe it, let alone Han Xuan. She sighed, "When I found out that it was a monkey who stole the briefcase, I had already accepted my fate. I can only blame it on my bad luck. Even catching a person in one night is like looking for a needle in a haystack, not to mention a monkey that can climb trees and houses. "
"Teacher Tao, in order to stimulate my potential, I would like to ask you, if I catch this monkey, how will you reward me?" Qin Lang asked Tao Ruoxiang with a smile.
"Mr. Qin, if you can catch the monkey and get my briefcase back, I will definitely thank you!" Han Xuan vowed, but she did not think that Qin Lang was not the least bit interested in her promise.
So, Qin Lang was still staring at Tao Ruoxiang, waiting for her to say something.
"If you can help Xuanxuan get the briefcase back, I will really admire you!"
"What's the use of admiring me?" Qin Lang said with a smile, "This doesn't count."
"If Mr. Qin wins, Xiangxiang, you should agree to go on a date with him." Han Xuan finally said something that Qin Lang thought was "reasonable".
"Stop joking, I'm his teacher!" Tao Ruoxiang rolled her eyes at Han Xuan, and then said to Qin Lang, "If you can really help Xuanxuan get her things back, I'll treat you to dinner."
"Eat? Just eating? Teacher Tao, can you please be more creative with your reward? "Qin Lang said absentmindedly.
"Forget it if you don't agree!" Tao Ruoxiang snorted in dissatisfaction, "Do you think I can treat just anyone?"
"Alright, let's eat then. However, you must invite me alone. I don't want to have a sh * t-stirrer like last time. "Qin Lang put forward his conditions.
"Alright, I promise you." Tao Ruoxiang made an appropriate concession. She was also forced to do so. Qin Lang was too cunning. Tao Ruoxiang didn't want to trap herself.
"You two, please don't just flirt. Can you help me solve the problem first?" Han Xuan was still concerned about her own problem. If this problem couldn't be solved, she would have to say goodbye to this decent job, let alone think about getting promoted.
Han Xuan's vanity had always been very strong. If she couldn't even keep her job, where would her vanity come from? How could she compete with Tao Ruoxiang and her other sisters?
"I know what I'm doing." Qin Lang was a little annoyed by Han Xuan's urging. But for Tao Ruoxiang's sake, Qin Lang still began to search for monkeys.
Qin Lang first called Han Sanqiang and asked him to arrange five or six men on duty on every street in Summer City, and then wait for his orders.
Tao Ruoxiang and Han Xuan thought that Qin Lang had some tricks up his sleeves. But when they saw Qin Lang calling Han Sanqiang to make arrangements, they thought that Qin Lang was just using the human wave tactic to wait for the rabbit. Suddenly, their confidence in Qin Lang fell to the bottom.
Qin Lang also saw that these two were not confident in him. He smiled and said, "Don't judge too quickly. The next arrangement is the key. Alright, the audio file has been downloaded to the phone. We can go now."
"What audio file?" Tao Ruoxiang asked curiously.
"You want to hear it now?" Qin Lang looked at Tao Ruoxiang with a smile.
Tao Ruoxiang vaguely felt that nothing good was going to happen, but the curiosity in her heart still prevailed. So she nodded and said, "Don't keep me guessing. Hurry up and tell me what audio file you downloaded."
"You really want to hear it?"
"Cut the crap!" Tao Ruoxiang said impatiently.
Qin Lang had no choice but to click on the newly downloaded audio file. Suddenly, a strange "shouting" sound of a monkey sounded from Qin Lang's phone. Although it was a monkey's voice, because it was too "coquettish," Tao Ruoxiang and Han Xuan could hear the "overtones" in it.
This was not an ordinary monkey's voice at all. It was the sound of a monkey making erotic or mating sounds!
Hearing this sound, Tao Ruoxiang's face suddenly turned red. Even her ears turned red. She cursed Qin Lang in her heart for being so shameless. How could he have such a perverted hobby?
Although Han Xuan was more open-minded in this aspect, she couldn't stand Qin Lang's behavior. This guy actually downloaded this kind of audio file. It was simply the best little b * stard.
"Turn it off!"
Tao Ruoxiang was about to explode in anger. Seeing Tao Ruoxiang's unfriendly expression, Qin Lang quickly turned off the audio file and explained, "Please don't look at me with dirty eyes, okay? I don't have such a perverted hobby. I'm just drugging it in preparation to take care of that 'Flying Monkey'! According to current research, it's not only the sounds of a female human that can stimulate the opposite sex, thus promoting the opposite sex to quickly reach sexual desire. Monkeys are also experts in this aspect. Because monkeys, orangutans, and other animals mate frequently, and the males have multiple partners at the same time, the female monkey must find a way to extract the male monkey's sperm, and this method is to 'shout.' "
Qin Lang paused for a moment. Seeing that the two women had listened, he continued in a scientific tone, "Research shows that when monkeys, orangutans, and other animals mate, if the female doesn't 'shout,' the probability of the male releasing sperm is less than 10%. Conversely, it can reach up to 80%. Therefore, many female monkeys are experts in this aspect. They know how to arouse the male monkey's desire. "
"You want to use these sounds to lure that monkey out?" Tao Ruoxiang seemed to understand Qin Lang's idea.
"Teacher Tao, you're smart indeed!" Qin Lang nodded with a smile. "I'll get someone to play a similar audio on their phone on every street. It will definitely attract the attention of that 'Flying Monkey'. As a monkey that often lives alone in the city and has been separated from the rest of the monkeys for a long time, its lust can't be vented. It will definitely crave for the comfort of the opposite sex, so it will definitely appear!"
Tao Ruoxiang and Han Xuan were instantly dumbfounded. Their previous disdain for Qin Lang turned into amazement.
Such a creative idea could probably only be thought of by a weirdo like Qin Lang. Moreover, the key was that this idea actually had a high degree of feasibility!
"Can the Flying Monkey hear it if we play it on our phone?" Tao Ruoxiang asked.
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