Faced with Zhang Ye's answer, only a "fuck" could express the netizens' feelings!
"I'm still in shock!"
"He really solved it!"
"You actually had the correct answer!"
"Awesome! I'm convinced! "
"Pfft, I'm convinced too!"
"I've already fainted from laughing on the keyboard. Teacher Zhang is indeed Teacher Zhang. His way of doing knowledge is different from anyone else's. He's always so funny and always so wondrous. I even thought that he came up with these random questions on the spur of the moment, but it turns out that there really is an answer!"
"Just how bored must Teacher Zhang be to come up with such nonsensical questions! Furthermore, you actually managed to solve the bullsh * t problem that you came up with yourself! "
"Kneel down!"
"Zhang Ye, I'm kneeling to you too!"
"Teacher Zhang, you're too strong! Earth can no longer stop you from being a joker! The netizen on the 679th comment is right. Just how bored must you be! "
The netizens fainted one by one!
Several Peking University teachers were also blown away.
Dean Pan's Weibo: "…"
Chinese Department's Su Na's Weibo: "…"
Chinese Department's Dean Chang Kaige's Weibo: "…"
These questions had been written by Zhang Ye on the fly. He did not even use the Memory Search Capsules to recall them. It was not that his memory was good and he had directly memorized the questions from his previous world. It was just that back when he was doing Zhang Ye's Talk Show at WebTV, Zhang Ye had taken "Tonight 80's Talk Show", "The Zhou Libo Show", "Bao Zou Big News Events", and other talk shows and similar programs with the Memory Search Capsules. He had already recalled them and copied them into his memory, so naturally, he could use them without any hesitation. And the questions that were thrown out today were all questions from his previous world's "Bao Zou Big News Events".
If he used them as the college entrance examination questions, there would definitely be some loose ends, but at least it would make everyone laugh. That was enough for Zhang Ye to achieve his goal. His rigor was enough for the college entrance examination questions. Now that the college entrance examination had just ended, if he continued to be so rigorous, he would be asking for a rebuff. By making a few jokes, it would actually help improve his image and turn it around.
From the looks of it, it was quite effective.
"Teacher Zhang is still as funny as ever!"
"That's right. Even a geography or physics question is like a crosstalk!"
"I'm one of the Beijing examinees who got tortured by Zhang Ye this year. The thing I hate the most about this fellow is that no matter how much I hate him, I just can't bring myself to hate him. Zhang Ye is always able to come up with new ways to make people laugh. If I want to scold him, I can only do it while laughing. Hai, this is probably Zhang Ye's personal style — a conscientious flamer! There are jokes in the speech, jokes in the program, jokes in the poem, and even the questions are jokes! "
"I'm liking Zhang Ye more and more!"
"A silly associate professor!"
"Wherever Zhang Ye goes, there will be no lack of doubts and scoldings. But at the same time, there will also be no lack of joy. I am what I want an entertainment celebrity to be!"
At this moment, some netizens jeered.
"What about other questions?"
"What are the answers to the other questions?"
"How do you solve the feces splashing question?"
However, just as Zhang Ye was about to announce the answer to the next question, someone suddenly posted his own answer in the Weibo comments. That answer immediately shocked everyone. It was not because the answer was particularly well written, but because that person's answer was something that most people could not understand. X-axis, Y-axis, differential equations, functions, a series of densely packed formulas piled up there. It did not make people understand it, but it looked awesome. It was obvious that it was very awesome!
"Holy shit, who is this person?"
"There's really someone who can solve it?"
"That's godly!"
"Hahaha, that's too awesome!"
"Has it been solved? Is the answer correct? "
Zhang Ye was also stunned when he saw it. He immediately gave the answer a Like and looked at the Weibo user's name. After being stunned for a while, he suddenly laughed. That person's name was — LingLingPo. Based on his intuition, Zhang Ye guessed that this person was most likely Huang Lingling, the girl he met at the International Math Olympiad at Summer Palace Park.
Following that, LingLingPo private messaged Zhang Ye: "Teacher, is my answer correct?"
Zhang Ye immediately replied: "Classmate Huang wrote it very well."
Classmate Huang? LingLingPo immediately sent a shocked emoticon: "You, how did you know it was me? Teacher, you … still remember me? "
Zhang Ye sent a smiley emoticon: "It was just a guess. As for whether I remember you or not … I'm not that forgetful. Has your brother taken his college entrance exam yet?"
Huang Lingling: "He's taking his college entrance exam next year. I'm a year earlier than him."
Zhang Ye: "I've seen your Math paper. You scored full marks. Very good. You're also the only Beijing examinee to score full marks in Math this year. There hasn't been a second person who scored full marks."
Huang Lingling: "Hehe, thank you, Teacher. I will continue to work hard."
Zhang Ye asked: "Where did you apply for your first choice?"
Huang Lingling didn't even think: "Of course it's Peking University! My biggest goal is to become your student, but I'm not sure if I can get in, because my other subjects aren't as good as Math. "
Zhang Ye said: "It's fine. If you can't pass the passing mark, come look for me. I'll arrange it for you."
Huang Lingling said in surprise: "Ah, really? Thank you, thank you, Teacher! "
The passing mark for a university had been announced, but the passing mark for Peking University and Tsinghua University was still a little vague. There wasn't a clear boundary. Sometimes, even if the score was high, it didn't mean that one couldn't get into Peking University or Tsinghua University. But in other words, even if the score wasn't high, it didn't mean that one couldn't get into Peking University or Tsinghua University.
Other normal universities might have very clear boundaries for their scores. For example, those with this score would be admitted to Beijing Normal University, or those with the next score would be admitted to Renmin University. Furthermore, the first and second choice universities were more important, so there would be an automatic ranking system. But institutions like Peking University and Tsinghua University had a higher degree of freedom and did not have as many restrictions. They also had a lot of power and authority. They had the ability to recruit students on their own, as well as special admissions slots, so they had more leeway in their hands. There were even times when an examinee's first choice was Beijing Jiao Tong University and they had enough scores, so logically speaking, they would definitely be admitted to Beijing Jiao Tong University. The second choice universities would not be able to snatch them away, nor would they have the opportunity to do so. But Tsinghua University and Peking University had the authority to ask for the examinee's consent even if the examinee did not fill in their choice.
After chatting with Huang Lingling for a while and chatting with the netizens for a while, Zhang Ye finally went offline amidst the netizens' cries of "scams".
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