Zhang Ye posted the topic on Weibo.
The first question: composition.
The questions were as follows:
A young man was wandering by the sea, looking depressed.
"Is there something you can't get over?" An old man asked.
The young man said that he did his best in life and work, but he did not receive recognition or respect.
"Watch carefully." The old man picked up a grain of sand and threw it away. "Can you find it?"
The young man smiled bitterly and shook his head.
"I still have a pearl." The old man took out a huge pearl, weighed it in his hand, and threw it on the beach. "It shouldn't be hard to find, right? Once you become a pearl, no one will ignore you anymore. "
The questions were answered by Zhang Ye, line by line.
Many netizens smiled when they saw this.
"It's too simple!"
"The topic this time is very traditional."
"This essay question isn't bad. This is the first time I've heard of this story. It looks simple, but it's quite philosophical. This question would be very good even if it were to be used in this year's college entrance examination. The train of thought is clear, and it allows the examinees to reflect and expand on this story. It revolves around their own value and social respect to write an essay. It can start from the point of pearls and sand, or it can start from hard work and …"
Just as the netizens were analyzing the situation, the next question suddenly appeared.
— No one will ignore me if I turn into a pearl? The young man pondered for a moment, then picked up the pearl and ran away! Topic requirements: Please write an essay on the topic of "Where is the most basic trust between people". There is no limit to the topic and the essay must be at least 800 words.
Seeing this, all the netizens were dumbfounded!
"F * ck!"
"The most basic trust between people?"
"What kind of twist is this!"
"Zhang Ye, your grandpa!"
"What happened to self-worth and social recognition? What happened to the story of how the sand and pearls could not be cut off? How the hell did he snatch the pearl away! Do you have to be so shameless? F * ck you! I've been talking for a long time, but it has nothing to do with the requirements of the topic! "
"Zhang Ye, you scammer!"
"Pu! I'm cramping up from laughing! "
"Damn, I've been tricked by this flamer again!"
The moment this question came out, everyone immediately jumped up and cursed. They had seen weird essay questions, but they had never seen such a weird one. Was this a language question or a joke?
"I was wondering why Zhang Ye would give out such a reward so confidently!"
"Yeah, there's no way to answer this question!"
"Who said I can't answer? Let me do it! "
"Yes, isn't it the most basic trust between people? I'll write one! "
Some netizens were already charging forward.
"The second question, quickly!"
"What about the second question?"
"I don't believe it!"
"That's right, we're going to waste time with this guy today! I'm so angry! "
…
The Wu family.
On the front lawn.
When Wu Zeqing saw the question that Zhang Ye typed on the screen, she smiled and said, "You. No wonder people keep scolding you."
Zhang Ye chuckled, "This is everyone's love for me."
Old Wu asked, "Is that so?"
"Of course." Zhang Ye said, but his hands did not stop. He had already started typing the next question.
…
On Weibo …
As countless netizens waited, the second question came as scheduled.
Math problem:
It was known that there were 50 aunties dancing in the square, and the distance between each aunty was 1 meter. The sound of the square dance played on the stereo was 170 decibels. Xiaoming lived on the seventh floor, and the wind speed was three milliseconds.
The netizens started analyzing the questions again.
"It's the math problem!"
"How long does it take for the sound to travel? Or something else? "
"The 50 aunties are separated by 1 meter? Hmm, the decibels are more troublesome, and there's also the wind speed? "
"If we don't consider the resonance and energy loss, this question shouldn't be too difficult to solve."
"I've already started calculating it. It's very easy. Let's see what the question is about."
But a second later, the final question appeared.
Question: Xiaoming's probability of success in throwing feces at the aunties dancing in the square.
Ah??
The netizens were floored!
"Throwing feces? How could it be throwing feces? "
"I'm throwing your sister!"
"What happened to the sound transmission?"
"Let me calm down, I'm feeling a little dizzy!"
"So this is a f * cking probability question?"
"Zhang, why don't you fucking play your cards according to the rules!"
"Let me try this question. I don't believe it! The weight of the feces is unknown, and the initial force and speed of the feces are also unknown. The aunties in the question represent an area, and the feces will gradually change as they fall. Let's first establish the coordinates. Xiaoming will be on the Z axis, and the aunties will be on the XY axis … Then, we'll calculate the parabola … "
"Previous poster, you're awesome!"
"Bro, we're depending on you!"
"You can do it, I'm rooting for you."
Some of the experts in the sciences went off to calculate the answer!
At this moment, Zhang Ye's third question appeared.
Question: Spring is a good season for mating. Beijing time, at 6 PM on the day of the vernal equinox. Policeman Little Li raised his head at 38 degrees and saw the North Star. Then, he led his team into an underground prostitution den. What is the first sentence that a client in the room would most likely shout out?
A: What the heck?
B: Lightning-throwing Lou Mou
C: Nongxiang Lou Mou
D: Xi Ba
The netizens had countless curses galloping through their minds!
"What kind of question is this! What kind of question is this! "
"Why is there a fucking Xi Ba!"
"Who knows what they'll shout out!"
"Who can solve this!"
Following that, Zhang Ye's last question arrived.
Question 4: A BMW sedan with a rated horsepower of 6.0 x 104 W is driving on a level road. It comes to a stop 5 meters away from an old granny. It is known that the old granny weighs 50 kilograms.
With the experience from the previous three times, the netizens were smarter this time. No one answered, nor did anyone analyze the question in advance. This was because they had already been tricked three times. Everyone was waiting for Zhang Ye to ask the final question first.
The questions came.
Questions:
1: Asking for the old granny's falling power.
2: How much does the old granny want?
The netizens: "… (… …% ¥¥# # @!!!"
"Falling power?"
"Falling power? How can it be fucking falling power?"
"How much does it cost? I know how much the old granny wants! "
At this moment, many of the netizens and examinees suddenly felt that they had been too naive. When they first saw Zhang Ye giving out these rewards, they were very excited and thought that they would have a chance to scold this fellow to his face. But now that they thought about it, what kind of person was Zhang Ye? Zhang Ye was so wicked and cunning. All of their past experiences told them that it had always been Zhang Ye who smacked the faces of others. No one had ever smacked his face before. Just look at these questions. From the very beginning, this fellow had never intended for them to win. What sort of lousy questions were these!
"I'm so angry I'm crying!"
"This is too shameless!"
"There's no way to answer these questions!"
"I was wondering why he would dare to make such a big claim!"
"Zhang Ye, come out!"
Everyone was having none of it.
Zhang Ye posted on Weibo: "The four questions have been given out. Can anyone answer them? I can relax the requirements a little. As long as someone can answer three out of the four questions correctly, it will be considered a pass and they will receive the reward. That is to say, other than the question about how much money does the old granny want, you just have to answer the other questions correctly. "
The netizens started scolding him.
"Bullshit, other than the essay questions, who can answer the other questions!"
"There's no answer to these lousy questions!"
"I think you must have made them up on the spot!"
"That's right, this fellow must have made them up. Even he himself can't answer them!"
"That's for sure. You still want to take the eighth place? Drip your kidney? What has this question got to do with the previous questions! If you're so capable, then give us a correct answer! Don't you dare brag! "
"Right, there's no answer to these questions. Zhang Ye was deliberately trying to scam us!"
"Zhang Ye, you're too wicked. During the college entrance examination, you already scammed us examinees. Now that the college entrance examination has just ended, you're trying to scam us again?"
"Down with this fellow!"
"Only you can come up with such lousy questions!"
"Stop trying to figure it out. What Zhang Ye's class? Zhang Ye was just messing with us. There's no answer to these questions, so stop wasting your energy!"
No one was trying to figure it out anymore. Everyone was scolding Zhang Ye on Weibo.
Zhang Ye waited for a long time, but no one gave him an answer. So he typed: "Who said that I was messing with everyone? Since I've given out the questions, of course there's an answer. Is no one going to give it a try? "
The netizens didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
"Bullshit!"
"What answer do you have!"
"Hur hur!"
"Teacher Zhang is so stubborn!"
"Then why don't you give us an answer?"
"I really don't believe it!"
It was getting lively over here. Many celebrities also came to watch.
Yao Jiancai's Weibo: "Fuck, how are these college entrance examination questions? They're clearly jokes!"
A female singer's Weibo: "There's really an answer to these questions? Are you kidding me? "
No one thought much of it. They all thought that Zhang Ye was using the questions as a joke.
In the end, in just a minute, Zhang Ye had really sent the answer!
For example, the third question: "Beneath the seemingly absurd appearance, there is actually a very well-disguised geography question. Why is that so? First of all, the first thing a patron yells out in a panic is usually in his native dialect. Hence, this question only needs to find out his geographical location. Then where is this prostitution den located? We know that the elevation of the North Star is the local latitude, so the elevation mentioned in the question earlier is 38 °, so the latitude of this location is 38 ° North. Then let's look at option B. Throwing Lei Lou Mou. It's obvious that it's Guangdong Province. Guangdong is around 20 ° North, so we can directly eliminate it. C Nong Xiang Qu Sa is probably somewhere near Shanghai. Shanghai is around 31 ° North, so that's obviously wrong as well! "
Seeing Zhang Ye's rattling answers, the netizens were all stunned!
"Holy shit!"
"Holy shit!"
Zhang Ye was still saying, "The problem lies between A and D. Oh my god, what are you talking about? This is a Shaanxi dialect, while 'Xi Ba' is obviously a Korean. The problem is that both North Korea and Shaanxi are around 38 ° North, so there's no way to determine the location based on latitude. That's not easy to solve. What should we do? There's still the longitude! Note that the question states that it's 6 PM Beijing time. It's also the day of the spring equinox, so it's exactly the time when the sun sets in Beijing. North Korea is to the east of Beijing, so it's already dark at 6 PM, while Shaanxi is to the west of Beijing. At 6 PM, the sun hasn't set yet. Constable Little Li can see the North Star when he looks up, which proves that it's definitely not daytime. Hence, the possibility of the prostitution den being in Shaanxi is eliminated. Hence, the correct answer is D: Xi Ba. By the way, this' Constable Little Li 'in the question is actually a smokescreen. Some people might have eliminated the overseas option right from the start. Actually, there are quite a number of North Koreans with the surname Li! "
The answer was revealed!
The netizens were dead silent!
Yao Jiancai was shocked!
That female singer was shocked!
The examinees and netizens were shocked!
"… Zhang Ye, you've won! You've really won!! "
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