The audience was overjoyed!
The group of crosstalk actors, led by Tang Dazhang, were getting angrier by the second. Zhang, you are f * * king lacking eight lifetimes worth of karma! The middle-aged man who had just left was not only a crosstalk actor, he was also a director of the Chinese Folk Arts Association. You even dare to insult such a teacher? Are you crazy!? However, they had actually wanted to leave as they could not bear to listen any further. But after Zhang Ye said "I wish you success", a few of the crosstalk actors and Chinese Folk Arts Association members sat back down even though their butts had left their seats. They did not move at all!
Why?
They were afraid that Zhang Ye would lead the topic back to them again!
These people looked at each other and saw the hostility in each other's eyes!
But Zhang Ye's crosstalk was not over yet. He did not feel any pressure onstage. What he said was basically within the limits of what was broadcast online. He looked indifferent. Of course, even if it exceeded the limits, he would not take it seriously. Zhang Ye did not care about anything. He was a person who lived to his heart's content!
He said to Old Yao, "If you do not reject the Three Vulgarities and join our team, then you are not a good actor. We will not admit that you can do crosstalk!"
"Oh!"
"Yi!"
The audience understood!
Yao Jiancai smiled and said, "That's right?"
Zhang Ye looked at him with a look of guidance, "In the dead of night, with a cigarette in your left hand and a bottle of wine in your right hand, a chicken in your mouth, two puffs of smoke, a sip of wine, and two mouthfuls of food, ask yourself, have you rejected the Three Vulgarities!?"
The people in the audience were stunned for a moment before bursting into laughter!
Yao Jiancai gestured a few times with his hands, "Whoa! I don't know if I've rejected the Three Vulgarities or not, but these three things are enough to keep me busy! Look at me eating and smoking! "
The audience laughed again!
Zhang Ye sighed, "Sometimes when I'm walking on the streets, I often wonder why the people of this world are so stubborn. Why can't they understand? If only everyone was like me, everyone would be a teacher, an educator …" He reached out to pick up the white cloth on the table and blew his nose hard. He threw the cloth down and took a deep breath, "Then how beautiful this world would be!"
Yao Jiancai rolled his eyes, "Is this how an educator should act!?"
"Haha!"
"Hehehehe!"
Zhang Ye said, "Teacher Yao, I don't understand. We are all crosstalk performers, but why are there people who are on a higher level than you?"
Yao Jiancai said, "That's because he said it well."
Zhang Ye said, "Look at those 'mainstream' crosstalk actors. Look at how well they perform!" He emphasized the word 'mainstream'.
The expressions of the crosstalk actors below changed!
Yao Jiancai asked, "Which one?"
Zhang Ye introduced, "There's an outstanding crosstalk actor here. Do you know him?"
Yao Jiancai asked curiously, "Who is it? Tell me the name. "
The audience also blinked their eyes.
Zhang Ye said, "Tang Dade, do you know him?"
Yao Jiancai was stunned. "Tang Dade?"
"Yes, the one who spoke especially well."
Yao Jiancai touched his nose. "… Anyway, the name sounds familiar."
At this time, many of the audience had already reacted. After the initial shock, they actually laughed and applauded!
Puff!
Tang Dade?
Tang Dazhang?
Tang Dazhang's face sank!
The expressions of the crosstalk actors around him changed again!
Zhang Ye chuckled. "You don't know him? He's the one who wears a long gown, swept-back hair, big eyes, and is tall. He's about 1.8 meters tall. "
Yao Jiancai exclaimed, "He's that tall?"
Zhang Ye said, "After cremation, it can fill a box and a half!"
Cremation? I'll cremate your sister! Tang Dazhang nearly vomited blood when he heard that!
The audience was also clapping their arms and legs as they laughed until they were out of breath. This mouth of Teacher Zhang's was really too sarcastic!
Yao Jiancai said, "Hai, who asked about your ashes?"
Zhang Ye gave him a thumbs up and said, "That crosstalk of his is really good!"
Yao Jiancai said, "Is that so?"
Zhang Ye said, "Have you heard of his new crosstalk? That crosstalk is called 'New Countryside'. "
Yao Jiancai wondered, "What about this crosstalk?"
Zhang Ye said, "Aiyo, it's really good. It's so impassioned and generous that it makes people pee in their pants!"
A female audience member was drinking water when she accidentally spat it onto the ground!
Yao Jiancai nearly fainted. "Pee? Why did you pee? "
Zhang Ye said, "Do you know how many prostate patients have been cured by that crosstalk!?"
A few male audience members were hammering their legs as they laughed maniacally!
Yao Jiancai said, "Whoa, it's so effective. Then what's this crosstalk about?"
Zhang Ye said, "I especially like this' New Countryside '. It's so good to listen to. If this crosstalk is auctioned, it could easily fetch a few hundred thousand."
Yao Jiancai said curiously, "Yo, it's that good? Then why don't you tell us about it? "
Zhang Ye looked at everyone and said, "The crosstalk masterpiece 'New Countryside' goes like this: Hello comrades, hello friends from all walks of life. Please support our new countryside. We must listen to the village leaders, sleep early, and wake up early. We must not spit on the ground. We must build our countryside very well. This is truly a scene of the spring breeze reflecting the red sun." Saying that, Zhang Ye looked intoxicated and impressed.
Yao Jiancai was dumbfounded. "That's it?"
Zhang Ye slapped his thigh and squatted on the ground. Even his tone changed. "It's so good to listen to! I can't help but laugh! "
The audience also burst out laughing!
Yao Jiancai said, "What? You can't help but laugh?"
Zhang Ye was still squatting and slapping the ground!
"Hey, hey!" Yao Jiancai went over to pull him back. "Get up first. Get up. What's going on? Have you ever heard serious crosstalk? Why are you laughing like that? "
Seeing Zhang Ye's behavior, the audience could not stop laughing!
Tang Dazhang glared angrily and turned around to leave!
Many of the audience saw that another person had left after being scolded and laughed even louder!
Zhang Ye stood up after a long time. "Good crosstalk."
Yao Jiancai rolled his eyes. "Is this crosstalk?"
Zhang Ye gave a thumbs up. "A really good crosstalk. It's so touching! If you want to learn this, you have to learn from him. You have to correct your attitude. Don't be like some crosstalk actors who don't have any self-respect on or off stage. In the end, they end up in jail! "
"Ah?" Yao Jiancai hurriedly corrected him. "That's called going to jail."
Zhang Ye said, "That crosstalk actor's stage name is Hanger."
Yao Jiancai exclaimed, "What kind of name is that! Why is it called that? "
Zhang Ye said, "People like us who reject the Three Vulgarities all have stage names."
Yao Jiancai asked, "Why? Why don't they use their real names? "
Zhang Ye glanced at him. "Of course, I'm afraid of getting beaten up if I use my real name!"
The audience cramped up with laughter!
Yao Jiancai said, "Alright, so you guys are afraid of getting beaten up too?"
Zhang Ye said, "I'm not afraid. Our peers who study how to reject the Three Vulgarities are afraid."
"Yo, you have a team?" Yao Jiancai said.
Zhang Ye said, "Yes, we have a lot of talents there. They are all crosstalk actors, actors from the folk art world, critics, and critics."
Critics? Critics? The audience immediately thought of Alexander and those people who had boycotted Zhang Ye on the internet yesterday! Everyone perked up and listened carefully!
Yao Jiancai blinked. "Then why don't you introduce them to us? What stage names are they called? "
Zhang Ye said with assurance, "For example, we have a famous cultural critic called 'Who's the Most Stupid'."
Yao Jiancai said, "That person is so polite."
Zhang Ye continued introducing, "And we have a famous critic … called 'I'm the Most Stupid'."
Yao Jiancai chuckled. "That person is even more polite!"
Zhang Ye said, "There's also our folk art expert."
"What's his name?" Yao Jiancai asked curiously.
Zhang Ye said, "His name is' Ma Danhu '."
The audience did not understand. The judges and people from the folk art world did not understand either.
Ma Danhu?
What kind of joke was that?
Yao Jiancai also asked, "What kind of name is that? A foreigner? "
Zhang Ye immediately waved it off. "No, he's from China. He's an ethnic minority. That's his given name. He also has a surname. His surname is Shani."
Yao Jiancai asked suspiciously, "Shani?"
Zhang Ye acknowledged, "Shani, f * * king Ma Danhu."
When this joke was said, the entire audience burst into laughter!
"Aiyo!"
"Hahahahaha!"
"Shani Ma Danhu?"
"That scolding! That's so awesome! "
"Haha, I can't take it anymore!"
"That bunch of people are just messing around!"
Zhang Ye counted with his fingers and said, "Just the few of us, who's the dumbest? I'm the dumbest, Shani Ma Danhu. We've been gathering together every day to discuss how to reject the Three Vulgarities. Our goal is to look at Earth from the Moon and not even see the Great Wall. The first thing they will see will be us rejecting the Three Vulgarities!"
Yao Jiancai raised his head and said, "Don't you think the commotion is big enough?"
A few of the staff who had been holding it in could no longer hold it in. A few of the cameramen and directors covered their faces and laughed like crazy!
Teng. A few people from the folk art world, including the crosstalk actors, stood up and left their seats angrily. More than a dozen of them left one after another!
What was even more shocking was that out of the three crosstalk competition judges in the audience, two of them left their seats in anger. They did not want to watch and left. Only one of them was left sitting there speechlessly.
"What?"
"Even the judges left?"
"Pfft! Why did the judges leave!? This has never happened before in the history of the National Crosstalk Competition! Aiyo, this is too funny! Teacher Zhang is too weird! He even scolded the judges away! "
"Hahahahaha!"
"Does it have to be so funny!?"
Previously, those people from the folk arts world had relied on their statuses and numbers to constantly suppress Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai. They had relied on the power of the masses to subdue Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai. However, at this moment, Zhang Ye had actually used their own tricks on them and used them on them! Including those online celebrities and critics who had previously boycotted Zhang Ye, Zhang Ye had actually scolded all of them in this crosstalk! They had been scolded thoroughly!
They were hundreds and thousands of mouths!
Zhang Ye only had one mouth, but he had managed to suppress them all!
The power of public opinion had turned into a single mouth. Zhang Ye's one mouth was equivalent to their hundreds and thousands of mouths. His one mouth could melt gold!
What kind of power was this!?
What kind of savagery was this!?
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