Insulting him the moment he came up!
He started cursing as soon as he appeared!
Furthermore, there was no foreshadowing at all. Zhang Ye's hooligan character of seeking revenge for the smallest grievance was vividly displayed at this moment.
Be it inside or outside the venue, the audience was all very excited. All of them stared with their eyes wide open in anticipation. Just this opening was already too amazing. They had a feeling that with Zhang Ye's bad temper, what he was going to say next would definitely be even more face smacking. The people who were watching the live broadcast on Department 11 at home immediately called their friends. More and more people were watching the live broadcast. They were extremely excited!
"Come and see!"
"Old Chang, quickly go online!"
"Face-smacking Zhang has made a comeback!"
"Central TV Department 11's official website is broadcasting live! Look! "
"Regarding yesterday's collective boycott of them, Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai have struck back!"
"Ah ha, Tang Dazhang's two disciples who took the lead to mock Zhang Ye have already been killed! He was scolded! I have a feeling that 'I Will Reject the Three Vulgarities' is definitely a masterpiece! "
…
On the stage.
Zhang Ye removed the previous burden and looked at Yao Jiancai, "I like your industry very much. Work hard, serve the people, and bring laughter to everyone."
Yao Jiancai nodded. "Of course."
Zhang Ye asked, "Why does everyone like crosstalk?"
"Why?" Yao Jiancai asked.
Zhang Ye said, "Because crosstalk is a folk art."
Yao Jiancai: "It's like this."
Zhang Ye said, "It eulogized the people."
Yao Jiancai: "Yes."
Zhang Ye blinked a few times and said, "That's why I really hope that all of you will gang up on me."
The audience laughed!
Yao Jiancai chuckled. "Ganging up? Are we going to have a group fight? "
Zhang Ye corrected him, "No, no. What I meant was that I don't want you to be the only one singing. You bunch of crosstalk performers should all sing together!"
Yao Jiancai chuckled. "Sing together? Why is it so awkward? "
This burden had once again dragged the crosstalk actors into it. The audience was delighted to see this. Some people laughed out loud, while others made a "yi" sound!
Zhang Ye said, "In any case, I really like crosstalk."
Yao Jiancai: "As long as you like it."
Zhang Ye smiled and said, "This is a poem about labor."
Yao Jiancai was puzzled. "Why did it become a poem again?"
Zhang Ye acknowledged, "I also like to write poems."
Yao Jiancai asked with interest, "Do you have any works?"
"I'm not very mature," Zhang Ye said humbly.
Yao Jiancai: "Hehe, you can tell us about it. We're listening."
Zhang Ye said, "Alright, everyone, please correct me."
Yao Jiancai nodded. "Let's take a look."
Clearing his throat, Zhang Ye pondered for a moment before saying with great emotion, "The sky in the Xuanwu district is sunny. The people of the Tongzhou district love it." He waved his hand and said emotionally, "Look at Fengtai from afar and shout …" His voice suddenly rose, "I love you … Haidian!"
Xuanwu, Tongzhou, Fengtai, Haidian. These were the names of the districts and counties in Beijing. When this poem came out of Zhang Ye's mouth, the audience immediately roared with laughter!
"Hahaha!"
"Ouch!"
"Why are you shouting Haidian while looking at Fengtai?"
Yao Jiancai was also quite speechless. "What kind of poem is this?"
Zhang Ye exclaimed, "Don't you understand the deeper meaning behind it?"
Yao Jiancai said, "I don't understand. What deeper meaning is there?"
Zhang Ye said seriously, "Although this poem is not very long, it has a profound meaning. It reflects the close cooperation of the people of Beijing, and the unity and love between the districts and counties!"
The audience was already roaring with laughter!
Yao Jiancai shook his head. "I don't understand."
Zhang Ye said seriously, "To welcome the National Games."
Yao Jiancai: "I don't understand."
Zhang Ye: "To realize the Four Modernizations, to allow the China-Africa Forum to be held smoothly, yes, it reflects such a meaning!"
Yao Jiancai said nervously, "How could there be such a meaning!"
The people in the audience were cramping up with laughter. What the hell does this poem have to do with the National Games or the China-Africa Forum! The people from the folk arts world had just said that your crosstalk was vulgar and meaningless, and you came up with this? Hahahaha! Everyone could tell that Zhang Ye was mocking that group of people!
Zhang Ye stared at Yao Jiancai and said fiercely, "If I say there is, then there is! If I think it is, then it is! "
Yao Jiancai could not be bothered with him. "Alright, alright, alright. Then let's leave it at that."
Zhang Ye said, "Remember, as an actor, you must serve the people."
Yao Jiancai said, "That we know."
Zhang Ye said, "You must be elegant!"
Yao Jiancai said, "Elegant?"
Zhang Ye said in a loud voice, "You must not be the Three Vulgarities. You must have good taste. You must get on the stool!" Saying that, he even stood on his tiptoes!
Yao Jiancai hurriedly pulled him back. "If you fall again, hurry up and get down. That's the best!"
The audience burst into laughter!
Zhang Ye shook his head seriously. "You can't be fooled. You'll only be fooled once. We must get on the stool!"
Yao Jiancai said in a speechless manner, "Stool is good enough. If you get on the stool, then so be it!"
Zhang Ye looked at him. "You are a chatterbox?"
Yao Jiancai said, "You're the chatterbox!"
A few members of the audience were laughing from beginning to end. Their mouths were numb!
Zhang Ye patted Yao Jiancai on the shoulder and said earnestly, "Remember, what is the use of crosstalk?"
Yao Jiancai asked, "What do you think?"
Zhang Ye said, "Crosstalk … is to educate people!"
When the audience heard this, they immediately let out "Yi" sounds!
"Yi!"
"Yi!"
They were all heckling!
Zhang Ye pointed to the stage in confusion. "Eh? Are they shouting your name? "
Yao Jiancai said happily, "They're telling you to stop talking."
Zhang Ye said solemnly, "I think so. Crosstalk is to educate people. You are not an actor!"
Yao Jiancai said, "Then what am I?"
Zhang Ye said, "You're a teacher!"
Yao Jiancai said, "Oh?"
Zhang Ye continued, "You're a professor!"
Yao Jiancai nearly fainted. "A professor? What's wrong with being a professor!? "
The audience was roaring with laughter!
Scolding again!
Scolding again!
Zhang Ye patted him on the shoulder and said, "Your job is to educate people. You must pay attention to the taste of the program. What did you learn from your work today? That's your job. Don't think about whether he's happy or not! "
Yao Jiancai said, "Ah?"
Zhang Ye grunted. "He deserves it! Whether he's happy or not! "
The audience slapped their thighs and laughed!
Yao Jiancai said, "Ah?"
Zhang Ye said, "Your job is to educate people, even if they're unhappy! So what if you lose a billion viewers? Your position is very stable! "
Yao Jiancai said, "I don't even know where I'm standing anymore! What stable? "
Zhang Ye exhorted, "You must be elegant! Do you know what elegance is? "
Yao Jiancai said, "What do you mean?"
Zhang Ye said, "Elegance means going against the people! If he doesn't want to listen, so be it! Serves him right! Die! "
A few of the audience members could not take it anymore. They were already in tears. They knew that Zhang Ye had a vicious mouth, but they did not expect him to have such a new way of scolding people! This was an attack on the entire audience! Those people who said that Zhang Ye's crosstalk only knew how to be funny but had no substance or artistry were all scolded by him!
Zhang Ye was not done yet. He said to Old Yao, "Remember, you're a teacher. As long as your work can make the audience cry, you've succeeded!"
A few of the crosstalk judges' faces turned extremely black!
Yao Jiancai said, "Ah?"
Zhang Ye acknowledged, "An outstanding crosstalk actor must reject the Three Vulgarities!"
Yao Jiancai acknowledged, "Is that so?"
Zhang Ye said, "You must definitely reject the Three Vulgarities! Keep it in mind. "
Yao Jiancai said modestly, "Alright, alright, alright."
Zhang Ye said, "Humble sh * t people can improve! Even sh * t people can improve! Not to mention you, who are made of meat? "
Amidst the laughter of the audience, Yao Jiancai touched his forehead, "What you said is too dirty! What you're doing is called the Three Vulgarities. "
When Zhang Ye heard that, his eyes stared like light bulbs, "Do you believe that I'll kill you?"
Yao Jiancai said, "Whoa!"
Zhang Ye's face was fat as he rolled up his sleeves and said, "You've never been beaten by a hooligan before, right? When a large flower pot smashes into your head, you'll bleed profusely and your eyeballs will need stitches! The Three Vulgarities is a method I use to insult people. Don't you know that I can't do that? "
Yao Jiancai laughed, "You can't do that?"
Zhang Ye grunted, "You dare say that I can't do that? For a person like you, one step further and you'll be executed immediately. Another step back and you'll be released on parole for medical treatment! "
Yao Jiancai said, "Alright, I'm not even good, right?"
Zhang Ye said, "If you're caught like that, you'll be executed for five minutes!"
Pfft!
Executed immediately? Released on parole for medical treatment?
Executed for five minutes? Aiyo, what kind of baggage are you thinking!?
The audience was once again amazed by the little baggage between the lines. They could not stop laughing. They had never heard such a novel joke before! And it was full of wisdom and maliciousness! Zhang Ye looked like he was talking about Yao Jiancai, but in fact, everyone knew that he was scolding someone else!
Zhang Ye composed himself and gestured with his hands, "If you look from the Moon to Earth, you'll first see the Great Wall, then you'll see the bunch of us rejecting the Three Vulgarities!"
Yao Jiancai said in surprise, "Whoa, you bunch of people made such a big fuss?"
Zhang Ye straightened his collar, "That's for sure." He looked at the group of crosstalk actors in the audience, "Today, there are many of us who are rejecting the Three Vulgarities with us!" He waved at them.
The audience roared with laughter!
"Yi!"
"Yi!"
"Hahaha!"
A crosstalk actor who had come with Tang Dazhang could no longer sit still. He stood up with a black face and turned to leave. He was not going to listen anymore!
Zhang Ye looked at him and exclaimed, "Why did one of you leave?"
Yao Jiancai chuckled and said, "He probably went to the bathroom."
"Oh, I see." Zhang Ye waved and said to the crosstalk actor, "I wish you success!"
When the crosstalk actor who had walked to the door heard that, he nearly fell. Zhang Ye, your grandpa! You're too much! How can you not succeed in going to the bathroom? Do you think I'm stupid?
At this moment, the audience burst into the loudest laughter since the beginning of the performance!
"Hahahaha!"
"Awesome! Really awesome! "
"It's still more enjoyable to hear Zhang Ye scold people!"
"That's right. Those bunch of people were mocking him in secret, boycotting him, denouncing him. Some of them were even using aliases, not daring to reveal their true identities. But look at Teacher Zhang, he directly scolded them! And it's even in front of the entire country! Just this spirit and aura is something that those petty people who can't even eat grapes can't compare to! "
"One of them ran away!"
"Aiyo, I'm dying of laughter!"
Scolding was very satisfying!
Scolding was very satisfying!
Everyone felt like their pores were opening up. It was so satisfying. This is what a f * * king crosstalk is!
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