On the official website.
The comments section of the webcast was exploding with activity!
"Hahahaha!"
"Holy sh * t! It blinded my eyes! "
"Who the f * * k said that Teacher Zhang Ye doesn't know crosstalk?"
"I can't take it anymore, hahahaha! I'm already cramping from laughing! It's too funny! Teacher Zhang Ye is too funny! Teacher Yao Jiancai is also supporting him well! "
"This old and young duo is really godly!"
"The two of them have such chemistry! Burdens come one after another! "
"And did you notice? Zhang Ye's crosstalk is different from the typical traditional crosstalk! "
"That's right. He doesn't even give anyone a chance to rest. From start to finish, there are burdens. Just as one is done, the second one is done. This skill is really f * * king awesome! In the past, I thought that Teacher Zhang Ye didn't know how to do crosstalk, so I didn't have much expectations. But this time, Teacher Zhang has once again widened our horizons! An awesome person is indeed an awesome person! It's like there's nothing that Zhang Ye doesn't know! He can actually do anything! "
"How exciting!"
"I love Teacher Zhang!"
"When I saw the other works in the crosstalk competition, I thought they were pretty good. But when I f * * king heard Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai's performances, I realized that the other crosstalk was bullshit!"
"That's right!"
"Ditto + 1!"
"Let's not talk about it anymore. I'm going to continue watching. I think there must be a mistake with the live broadcast signal. By the time they realize it, we won't be able to watch it anymore."
"It's fine. I've already recorded it."
"I recorded it too. Such a classic work has to be kept as a memento."
......
At this moment.
Central TV Department 11 was in chaos.
The Central TV Headquarters Leaders were calling in one after another. The other related departments were also calling in one after another!
Only then did Department 11's Director Chen Huo know that something big had happened. After hanging up, he immediately flew into a rage. He called Secretary An, the crosstalk competition's program team manager, and 7-8 other related people over!
"What are you doing!" Chen Huo was furious.
The manager wiped his sweat, "Director Chen, I, I was following your instructions."
Chen Huo slammed the table, "Bullshit! These two people were named on the banning list! Not only did you not ban them, you even allowed them to go on a live broadcast? Do you want to die!? "He was so angry that his words were filled with vulgarities.
The person-in-charge said in surprise, "Secretary An told me …"
Secretary An panicked, "What did I tell you? I said that you must manage these two people well!"
The person in charge glared at him and said, "Didn't you say that we don't need management?"
Secretary An nearly fainted, "I also told you to pay attention to the ban!"
The person-in-charge said, "Didn't you tell us not to mind the ban?"
Secretary An vomited blood and said, "What kind of ears do you have? I even told you not to record. I even asked you if you were clear."
The person-in-charge said, "I heard that they wanted us to record it, and to record it clearly …"
When Chen Huo and the related staff in the room heard this, they nearly vomited blood. F * * k, what the f * * k is this!? You must be a spy sent by the enemy!
No matter how stupid the person in charge was, he knew that there was a mistake. Damn it! So it was not because of the transfer of the SARFT's Deputy Chief that caused a political struggle. He hurriedly explained, "Our station's cell phone signal wasn't very good today. It was always intermittent, and the voice wasn't very clear, so I misunderstood … Aiyah, then I'll quickly get them to cut off the live broadcast signal! I'll do it right away! "
Chen Huo roared, "Go quickly!"
The person-in-charge quickly ran out to make a call. Du du du. No one picked up the phone at the office in charge of the live broadcast, so he decided to go upstairs himself. He pushed open the door to the office in charge of the live broadcast signal, "Where's everyone? Why isn't anyone picking up? Quickly cut off the live broadcast! "
A female staff member was at a loss whether to laugh or cry, "We can't cut it off. Just half a minute ago, a few people in charge of the live broadcast had a stomachache from lunch. When they came out to the bathroom, they were in a hurry and knocked into the door. There's no one inside now. The key is also in the control room!"
Indeed, a few male staff members were surrounding the door, tinkering with it. It could not be opened!
The person-in-charge said anxiously, "Where's the spare key?"
The female staff said, "It's in the annex building. We've already sent someone to look for it."
The person-in-charge exclaimed, "Why is it that the more anxious we are, the more trouble there is!"
He did not wait any longer and rushed to the recording studio. He wanted to cut off the signal from there, but he knew in his heart that it would be too late. The crosstalk performance was almost over! Heavens, are you kidding me!? And that Zhang Ye! There was a problem with the phone signal? Did he hear every word wrongly? After realizing that there was a mistake, the staff at the control room had a stomachache again? And accidentally locked the door from the inside again? And the spare key could not be found on the spot? This series of messy incidents from beginning to end was too much of a coincidence!
Zhang Ye!
This person is really too damn strange!
…
At the live broadcast studio.
The laughter surged like a tidal wave, wave after wave!
Zhang Ye stood onstage in high spirits, still coughing. "When it comes to the art of crosstalk, there are so many things that can be said. Crosstalk is developing quite well these days. Look, it can even be held on a big stage like Central TV and has the attention and love of so many people across the country. In the past, crosstalk was still very difficult. At that time, crosstalk performers were just busking on the streets. It was very tough and not easy at all."
Yao Jiancai sighed and said, "It's like this."
Zhang Ye said, "As the saying goes, when it rains, it's all over."
Yao Jiancai said, "That's right."
Zhang Ye said, "At first, it was agreed that it was time to pay up, but when the wind blew, everyone left in a huff. Oh well, we've worked for nothing today. It's the same when it rains. When it rains, no one comes outside to listen to crosstalk anymore. That's why crosstalk is different from other professions.
Yao Jiancai asked, "Why is he happy?"
Zhang Ye said, "He's sitting in his room drinking and hearing the hua … kacha outside, he's happy. After the rain stops, there's work to be done. He's calling his son …" He pointed to the side and said, "Go, get two taels of beer."
Yao Jiancai pushed him. "Why are you pointing at me!"
Zhang Ye blinked. "I was just saying."
Yao Jiancai said, "That won't do either. Point over there."
The audience laughed!
Zhang Ye continued, "Hua … kacha, go, get two taels of beer."
Yao Jiancai said, "You've already drunk four taels?"
Zhang Ye said, "Hua … kacha, get two taels of beer."
Yao Jiancai said, "You're still drinking?"
Zhang Ye said, "Hua … kacha! Well, I can't drink anymore this time. "
Yao Jiancai wondered, "Why aren't you drinking anymore this time?"
Zhang Ye threw up his hands. "My house collapsed."
Yao Jiancai said, "Hai, it won't do if the rain is too heavy."
This baggage made the hundreds of audience cramp up with laughter!
However, every contestant's performance time for the preliminaries was limited. It didn't matter if it was shorter, but it couldn't exceed ten minutes. When it came to the semi-finals, there would only be a fifteen or twenty minute performance time. The preliminaries did not give that much time as there were too many contestants. With more than ten teams taking turns to record, it would be considered fast if they could finish recording by tomorrow. If they were slow, they would have to wait until the day after tomorrow. Hence, Zhang Ye and company's performance time was almost up.
No one gave any hints, but Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai knew what to do. Especially Zhang Ye. As a professional host, he didn't even need to look at his watch to know how much time he had left. Zhang Ye could even accurately estimate the time to within three seconds.
There was still more than a minute left.
It was time to wrap things up.
Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai looked at each other and did not add any more impromptu things.
Yao Jiancai understood, "Since you say you're a scholar, then do you know how to write poems?"
When the audience heard this, they all jeered!
"Haha!"
"Give me one!"
"Give me one!"
Zhang Ye's ability to compose poems was already well known by everyone.
However, Zhang Ye pushed Yao Jiancai, "Are you trying to harm me?"
Yao Jiancai laughed, "How did I harm you?"
Zhang Ye, "My poems have already caused so much trouble, yet you still want me to write one!"
"Yi!"
"Yi!"
The audience jeered again.
He had scolded the radio station, insulted his Leader, and attacked the SARFT. Zhang Ye's poems had indeed caused quite a bit of trouble and caused countless controversies.
Yao Jiancai said happily, "Then give us two couplets."
Zhang Ye asked, "What should I write?"
Yao Jiancai thought for a moment, "Write one for the officials."
Zhang Ye exclaimed, "You really don't mind blowing things up!"
Yao Jiancai, "What's wrong with that? It's freedom of speech."
Zhang Ye, "Then write one for the officials of the old society."
Yao Jiancai, "Why must it be the old society? The new society and the old society can come together."
Zhang Ye, "Alright, alright. If you dare to die, I will dare to bury you."
Yao Jiancai, "Heh, what are you saying?"
Zhang Ye pondered for a moment, then said, "I'll write a comparison between the old and new officials. Well, the first couplet is: Red rice, pumpkin soup, one wife, a bunch of children."
Yao Jiancai looked at him, "What about the second couplet?"
Zhang Ye, "White rice, tortoise soup, ten children, a bunch of wives!"
Yao Jiancai, "Whoa, horizontal couplet?"
Zhang Ye, "Two rules sooner or later!"
Yao Jiancai, "Heh, that's two rules."
Hearing this, the audience applauded!
Yao Jiancai smiled and said, "This is an interesting couplet. Well, then write another one for me. Right, write a couplet for me and my wife. How about that?"
Zhang Ye said, "Sure."
Yao Jiancai was very happy, "Then tell us, what's the first couplet?"
Zhang Ye pondered for a moment, "A hero's blade never grows old!"
Yao Jiancai, "What about the second couplet? Where's my wife? "
Zhang Ye showed a couplet, "… My charm is still there!"
Pfft!
The audience burst out laughing, "Hahahahaha!"
Yao Jiancai was speechless, "Horizontal couplet?"
Zhang Ye casually said, "Dog man …"
Before he could say the word "woman", Yao Jiancai smacked him, "Go to hell!"
The crosstalk ended!
Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai smiled, then stood up straight and bowed to the audience. Following that, a deafening round of applause filled the entire recording studio!
Bba Bba Bba Bba!
Everyone in the audience stood up!
"Good!"
"Well said!"
"Hahahaha!"
"Too awesome!"
"A godly piece of work!"
"Zhang Ye! Zhang Ye! Zhang Ye! "
Even the female judge stood up from her seat and gave Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai a round of applause. Following that, she raised her hand and gave them a thumbs up!
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