With just a short opening and a few short sentences, Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai's performance had shocked everyone. It had caught them off guard. Yao Jiancai was still alright. After all, he was a professional crosstalk actor in the past.
But Zhang Ye?
He was a complete layman!
The requirements for the art of crosstalk were very low. As long as one had a mouth, they could do it. However, it was extremely difficult to get started. Without a few years or more, it was impossible. Zhang Ye had mentioned talk shows before, but the basic format of a talk show was to find a theme and then talk about it. All sorts of joke segments could be interspersed within. They could even invite guests and use videos. There was no need for continuity or logic. As long as the joke segments were pieced together around the topic, it would be fine. But crosstalk was not like that. That was the difficulty of crosstalk. With just two people and two voices, you could only use their words to express the characters, the situation, and the plot. It was not something that could be casually used to put together a joke segment!
Yes.
Hehe.
Hai.
Hai.
The use of these few empty words required years of practice!
The art of crosstalk was something completely different from other fields!
However, what Zhang Ye had displayed was the quality of a professional crosstalk comedian. How could this not make people's jaws drop?
When did he learn it?
Did he really f * * king know how to do crosstalk??
Many of those who had suspected Zhang Ye of being a layman were now choking. Zhang Ye had used practical actions to smack them in the face!
"Old Tang? This... "Tang Dazhang's junior brother said.
Tang Dazhang was expressionless, "It's just the beginning. A crosstalk work is a whole. The opening does not mean anything. Let's continue watching. There will definitely be flaws."
His junior brother acknowledged, "That's true. The theme of the work has not been pointed out yet."
......
Onstage.
Zhang Ye could not hear their whispers.
Yao Jiancai said, "Don't talk about me. After introducing me, it's time for you to introduce yourself."
Zhang Ye said smugly, "Do I still need to introduce myself? I'm not a crosstalk performer like you. Look at my bearing. " He patted himself on the chest, "Look at my bearing. You should be able to tell. I..." He suddenly stretched out his hand and very inelegantly pulled up his pants. His actions were very big, "I'm a literary person! Can you tell? "
"Hahaha!"
A female audience member laughed and slapped her thigh. "Aiyo!"
Yao Jiancai stared at him speechlessly. "I really couldn't tell. Is this the style of a writer? Why are you pulling up your pants? Also, you don't recognize this title yourself! "
Zhang Ye smiled and said, "Teacher Yao is criticizing me again. When I interact with Teacher Yao, he's like a teacher to me. Usually, if there's anything I don't understand, I'm willing to consult Teacher Yao."
Yao Jiancai said, "You're flattering me."
Zhang Ye: "You might not know this, but Teacher Yao is a very fashionable person. He knows a lot of high-tech stuff better than me, for example the very popular Weibo."
Yao Jiancai said to the audience, "That's right, I used it early."
Zhang Ye: "A few years ago, when Weibo just came out, we still didn't know what it was or if it was useful. But Teacher Yao used his actions to tell us that Weibo is really useful. Just once, after Teacher Yao finished filming, he was resting at the back of the film crew and took out his cellphone to browse Weibo. He was very happy and even placed the cigarette in his mouth on the table. But when he turned around, the cigarette was gone. He didn't know who had taken it."
Yao Jiancai smiled and nodded, "My friends from the film crew always like to joke with me."
Zhang Ye: "Teacher Yao wasn't angry or anxious. Actually, he knew who had taken it. Everyone was just teasing him, so Teacher Yao posted on Weibo — Just because I don't say doesn't mean I don't know."
Yao Jiancai was right, "Hur Hur, I was just giving him a warning."
Zhang Ye then said, "But ten minutes later, his wife sent him a text — Sorry."
With this burden thrown out, the audience burst into laughter!
"Aiyo!"
"Hahahaha!"
"Sorry? Pfft! "
"Aiyo, I'm cramping up from laughing!"
Yao Jiancai rolled his eyes, "Alright, this Weibo post of mine has solved such a big case! Is Weibo only used for this? "
Zhang Ye said in a deadpan manner, "This is the importance of Weibo. There's also another thing that was very popular a few years ago. What if we want to see what Teacher Yao writes? Then, we will contact Teacher Yao's clients. "
"Hey, wait a minute!" Yao Jiancai said, "That's called a blog!"
Zhang Ye said, "Right, a blog. A lot of people are on it … clicking on him."
Yao Jiancai curled his lips, "Then tell them that I won't appear."
Amidst the laughter of the audience, Zhang Ye blinked, "Then what do you mean by eating?"
Yao Jiancai stared at him, "I mean eating?"
Zhang Ye said, "What's that? Clicking on you. "
Yao Jiancai said, "What do you mean clicking on me? It's clicking (chicken)!"
"Oh!" Zhang Ye suddenly understood and said, "This is the first time I know that clicking on you … means clicking on chicken?"
With this, the audience was stunned for a moment before bursting into laughter again!
Yao Jiancai said angrily, "Why are your thoughts so crooked? It's the click rate!"
Zhang Ye said, "And it's all green?"
Some of the audience could no longer hold back from laughing, "Hahahaha!"
Yao Jiancai said, "Hai! No one thinks like you! "
Zhang Ye said, "That's what I mean. Anyway, Teacher Yao is more fashionable than us and is doing better than us. A few years ago, when I was still in school and hadn't earned any money, Teacher Yao was already endorsing a company's product. He's become the product's image poop!"
The audience laughed again!
Yao Jiancai hurriedly corrected, "What image poop? It's the image ambassador!"
"Oh …" Zhang Ye said, confused, "What's the difference? You have to be reasonable, right? Poop? Big poop? You're talking about the taste and feel … "
Yao Jiancai chuckled, "Why are you so disgusting! You have to say it like that! "
Zhang Ye said helplessly, "Alright then, I'll say it like that. Anyway, Teacher Yao is very good. He's filmed commercials, television dramas, and even movies."
Yao Jiancai nodded, "That's true."
Zhang Ye counted with his fingers and said, "Teacher Yao's first movie, that movie is called … called … yes, it's called 'The Widow'!"
Yao Jiancai said doubtfully, "The widow? I'm playing the role of the widow? "
Zhang Ye said, "No, you're playing the widow's husband."
Yao Jiancai said, "Is he dead?"
Zhang Ye said, "This movie is about a widow struggling after her husband's death. It's a very positive movie!"
Yao Jiancai stared with wide eyes, "I'm not in it!"
Zhang Ye said, "There's you. Without you, how could she become a widow? The first scene was about you, visiting the grave. "He gestured," Visiting the grave. There's a picture of you on it. "
Yao Jiancai, "…"
The audience did not hold back their laughter!
Zhang Ye looked at the audience, "This is Teacher Yao's first movie. Well, the second movie is even better. Teacher Yao is the male lead!"
Yao Jiancai said happily, "Male lead?"
Zhang Ye said, "Yes, this movie is called 'The Grind'. It's about the main character dragging a grind around the world!"
Yao Jiancai said dumbfounded, "Dragging a grind? I'm playing a donkey! Then what world is he traveling around!? He's just going around in circles! "
The audience burst out laughing, "Aiyo, hahahaha!"
Zhang Ye said, "Teacher Yao is really famous for his third movie, 'Zhang Ergou's Barbaric Murder of His Father'!"
Yao Jiancai said, "Whoa, that's a really long name."
Zhang Ye said, "You'd need two movie screens to complete the name. Zhang Ergou is a bad child. He killed his father, chopped him up and burned him. Later on, when the police investigated the case, Teacher Yao's first scene was to open the coffin lid."
Yao Jiancai said, "I even acted dead? And it's even broken this time? "
Zhang Ye said, "It's not bad. Just look at the feet. If someone knew you, they would recognize you."
The female judge covered her face and laughed non-stop.
A male judge also couldn't help but smile, but he quickly kept it back.
Zhang Ye said, "The fourth movie is a big production. There's a movie in Hong Kong called 'Dumplings'. It's a horror suspense movie. They invited Teacher Yao to act in it."
Yao Jiancai said happily, "It's finally a big production."
Zhang Ye gestured as he said, "This movie is about killing someone and then chopping them up and making them into dumplings. Teacher Yao will act as the 'filling'."
Yao Jiancai's expression changed, "Alright! This time, even his feet are broken! "
Zhang Ye gave a thumbs up, "Amazing."
Yao Jiancai said, "What's so amazing about it? I'm already minced meat!"
Some of the audience members' faces were sore from laughing so much that their cheeks were starting to hurt!
Zhang Ye said, "We're learning from you and paying our respects to you. You are our role model. As the old saying goes, there are mountains beyond mountains, and there are brothels beyond buildings!"
Yao Jiancai stopped him, "No! That's not it! You're always saying the wrong things. There are mountains beyond mountains, and there are brothels beyond buildings! "
Zhang Ye blinked and looked at him, "There are brothels beyond buildings?"
Yao Jiancai said, "Why are you always talking about brothels? Do you go there often? It's brothels beyond buildings. "
Zhang Ye nodded, "There are mountains beyond mountains, and there are brothels beyond buildings. Capable people always have people behind them!"
Brothels — This was a Beijing dialect, or perhaps a word used in the northern regions. It had the same meaning as "making".
Yao Jiancai interrupted, "There are capable people behind them!"
"Brothels!" Zhang Ye followed up.
The cameraman in charge of filming shook his lens as he burst out laughing!
Yao Jiancai said, "Who the hell are you! There are capable people behind them! How can you call yourself a scholar? What kind of scholar are you? You study this every day? "
Zhang Ye said, "I also study other things. For example, the art of crosstalk."
Yao Jiancai said, "It's good to study this."
Zhang Ye said, "Crosstalk is the simplest form of art, but it's also the most complicated. It's simple because you can do it as long as you have a mouth, but it's not easy to do it. For example, there are some empty words and padding words. They all have to be studied. For example, let me give an example, 'You're here? Quickly sit down and drink some water. Goodbye '. There's always a padding word behind it. With that, you will feel very close, but without it, it wouldn't be right. "He suddenly shouted at the top of his lungs," You're here! Sit down! Drink water! Goodbye! "
Yao Jiancai exclaimed, "You're scaring people to death again!"
Zhang Ye said, "For example, some women like to place empty words at the front. For example, when they see someone they know on the street, they would greet them, 'Yo, Auntie, where are you going?'. This can't be placed at the back either."
Yao Jiancai said, "Why don't you learn a little?"
Zhang Ye imitated a woman's speech and said, "Auntie, where are you going … Aiyo!!!" The last word sounded like a roar!
Yao Jiancai rolled his eyes, "Good heavens, did you step on her?"
Zhang Ye pointed to the ground and said, "Auntie fell into a ditch."
"Hahaha!"
"Hahahaha!"
The entire venue was filled with laughter!
The judges, audience, and even the program team's staff and cameraman were extremely amused. There were even a few ladies in the audience who were in tears from laughing!
Tang Dazhang's expression changed!
His three fellow disciples beside him also did not say a word. This was because they did not know what to say anymore!
This work had already exceeded everyone's imagination!
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