"Alright, go to sleep." Rao Aimin said.
… …
Chenchen giggled.
"Hey, wait!" Lu Yuhu suddenly said, "You can use couplets to scold people, and you're also good at it. Holy sh * t, are you Teacher Zhang Ye? Right! Chenchen seemed to have called you Zhang Ye just now! "
Rao Aimin ignored him and leisurely sat on the sofa. Crossing her legs, she said, "You said you were going to wash the dishes today, right? After eating, you went online to play. I'll leave the dishes for you. Go, do some work."
Chen Feng was stunned. Zhang Ye? That Zhang Ye?
Chen Feng generously stretched out his hand, "Teacher Zhang Ye, I've heard a lot about you. Thank you for your advice just now."
In the house.
Whoever pretended to be who looked like who?
The atmosphere was slightly awkward.
Washing the dishes.
Zhang Ye mustered up his courage and whispered, "Wasn't it because I missed you?"
Zhang Ye's shoulder acupuncture point was pinched by Rao Aimin. His entire shoulder and arm went limp. He did not have any strength left. This time, he could not brag anymore. It was so painful that he grimaced!
Rao Aimin patted her niece, "Write it yourself. Hurry up and go."
Zhang Ye stiffened his neck and arrogantly said, "I'm not taking it!"
"Senior Sis, then we'll be leaving. We'll come again next time." Lu Yuhu and Chen Feng bade farewell. No one held a grudge, so it was considered even.
It was already past 8.
Zhang Ye blinked, "I'll stay here. I'll tell Chenchen a story at night. Recently, I've created a few new fairy tales. They're especially interesting."
Zhang Ye gloomily was chased out by the landlady auntie. Hai, life was as lonely as snow!
Whoever pretended to be who looked like who?
Zhang Ye stared, "I'm a teacher, after all. Do you really want to order me around?"
Wipe the table and sweep the floor.
Chen Feng smiled, "You didn't want to do it just now to save me some face. I was rude, but thankfully I asked you for advice. These first few couplets have troubled my teacher for a long time. I'll go back and show it to my teacher. He will definitely be very happy. When we publish it, we will definitely note that the second half was written by you."
Zhang Ye was very thick-skinned as he said, "Aiyah, I'm suddenly not sleepy anymore. I'll stay a little longer."
Chenchen's eyes suddenly flashed. "Zhang Ye, you're great."
Still a little embarrassed, Chen Feng pretended to look at his watch. "Oh, it's already so late. We won't bother you anymore. Old Lui, let's go."
"Alright!"
Wash the pot.
Rao Aimin was amused. "You're getting bolder, aren't you? I let you do it once or twice, but you still want to take a mile after giving me an inch. Are you itching for a beating? "
ChenChen pouted like a little adult and reluctantly returned to the small house.
"Got it." Zhang Ye felt like he was an exploited labor force. Hai, but who asked him to take advantage of her? It was not easy to take advantage of the landlady.
Chen Feng said helplessly, "Let me lose convincingly. Who is this?"
"Are you taking it or not?"
Rao Aimin said, "Get lost."
Lu Yuhu glared, "Chen-chen, you tricked your Uncle Lu too! Why didn't you tell me? "
The door was closed!
Zhang Ye said proudly, "Of course. Who do you think your Uncle Zhang is?"
Zhang Ye smugly said, "Of course. Well, it's really bullying. In terms of literary attainments in couplets, if I claim to be second, then no one would dare claim to be first. Eh, why are you acting so strangely today? Praising me like that? Have you finally recognized your Uncle Zhang's abilities? "
This went on for more than half an hour.
"… I'm not taking it!"
With him gone, there were only the three of them left in the house.
Rao Aimin stared at him, "Then who do you think cleaned your house in the month you were gone? Ah? Who washed your sheets for you? Ah? Who put cockroach poison on your floor? Who swept the dead cockroaches for you? Hurry up and get to work. Cut the crap. Even rabbits are more hardworking than you! "
When Zhang Ye saw this, he also shook hands with him, "Hello. Sorry about what happened just now. I didn't mean anything by it." His attitude had changed, but Zhang Ye did not mind. This was not considered a competition. "I didn't want to compete in couplets." This was indeed what he had said previously.
After all, it was a blind date. Things would end on good terms. Even if it did not work out, they would still be friends.
He was finally done with his work.
Chenchen came out of the house rubbing her eyes, "Aunt, I'm done with my homework. I'm tired."
Lu Yuhu smacked his lips, "I haven't even eaten the tremella congee."
Chen Feng had been praised to the skies by Lu Yuhu, and he had even tacitly agreed to it. But now, a tenant that Rao Aimin had randomly found matched all his couplets perfectly. Not only did he match them, he even mocked him for being pretentious. His face had been smacked swollen!
"Alright, alright, alright. I said it, I said it." Zhang Ye could only go to the kitchen.
Rao Aimin looked over with an unfriendly gaze, "Is that so?"
"It's really you!" Lu Yuhu smacked himself in the forehead and looked at Rao Aimin, at a loss whether to laugh or cry, "Senior Sis, aren't you being too careless? How can Zhang Ye be your tenant? Why is he staying here? Oh, so you want my brother to compete with Teacher Zhang Ye in literature? Aren't you bullying him!? I saw the news two days ago. Teacher Zhang Ye has joined Peking University and is teaching literature in the Chinese department! He is a professional literature lecturer, so what's there to compete for!? Senior Sis, you are scamming the two of us! Not right! Not right at all! "
Zhang Ye sweated. This wicked child. She did not give Brother Zhang any face. If you don't listen to the story, how is this bro going to sneak into your aunt's bedroom!?
"How impressive." Chenchen flattered.
"Scram. Move your stinky hands away." Rao Aimin glared at him.
Chenchen yawned incessantly, "I'm not listening. I'm tired. I want to sleep now." Saying that, she clumsily climbed up to the second floor.
"Aiyah! Stop, stop, stop! Don't do it! My arm is broken! "
Only Zhang Ye and Rao Aimin were left in the living room.
Lu Yuhu said angrily, "Senior Sis, how is this still okay? Who is your tenant? Although I don't know much about couplets, I can still tell who's better!"
He had no choice but to obediently return to his home and prepare the materials for tomorrow. Only then did he make his bed and peacefully crawl into bed.
Zhang Ye shamelessly said, "The child was doing her homework. I didn't see it."
"Hur Hur, are you taking it or not?"
Zhang Ye was at a loss for words. He did not say another word. Alright, let's do it. His house had indeed been cleaned up by the landlady auntie. He could not refute that.
"Take, take, take! Let's talk it out! "
Chen Feng had also left the stage. If he had lost to someone else, he would have lost face. However, he had lost to Zhang Ye, a Peking University Literature lecturer, so there was nothing else to say. It was expected. He had no choice but to accept it. After all, he was an amateur literature enthusiast, while the other party was a professional. Every profession had its own specialization. In this aspect, there was nothing to compare with. It was normal for him to lose. Besides, even if his teacher came personally, he was unlikely to be Zhang Ye's match, much less an amateur like him!
A man and a woman alone, with no one around. Zhang Ye's heart skipped a beat. His hand insincerely reached out and touched Rao Aimin's waist. In the blink of an eye, he began touching her beautiful buttocks that were wrapped in her long skirt.
"Are you leaving?" Rao Aimin looked at him.
Using couplets to scold people. What f * * king realm was this!?
Zhang Ye said leisurely, "You don't have to worry about that. Since I dared to say that about 'Dream of the Red Chamber', I definitely have the confidence. What I'm most concerned about now is not that. What I'm most worried about is … Where will I stay tonight? I keep feeling that my house has a sinister aura. It's not suitable for me to stay in today. I've done some calculations. The best place with the best feng shui for me to sleep in is a duplex … Hey, hey, hey! Don't do it, don't do it! I'll leave by myself! I'll leave by myself! "
Zhang Ye also said, "I'm sleepy too."
They were all meat!
Lu Yuhu, "…"
Rao Aimin looked at her junior brother and Chen Feng from the corner of her eyes, "Why aren't you saying anything? Are we even going to compete? My tenant's standard is still alright, right? "
Zhang Ye casually said, "It's fine."
The elasticity of one hand!
Chenchen chuckled and said to Zhang Ye, "I told you you could do it. I think highly of you."
"Him?" Rao Aimin kept him guessing.
Rao Aimin threw up her hands and said, "Kid, you were the one who said it. We didn't want to compete, but you refused to leave and insisted on being a busybody. Who can you blame?"
Rao Aimin said with a faint smile, "Are you going to leave by yourself, or should I throw you away?"
Zhang Ye said in a daze, "Did I say I would do the dishes?"
Zhang Ye said to Chenchen, "Uncle will tell you a story to coax you to sleep. Do you want to hear it?"
Creak!
"Yes, I recognize it." As Chenchen said that, she took out a small book and said, "Zhang Ye, help me with my language homework."
Zhang Ye nearly fainted, "So you were waiting for me here!?"
Rao Aimin laughed and scolded jokingly, "This little rascal." Then she said loudly, "Don't try to fool me. Wash it clean. I'll check in a while!"
Zhang Ye smiled.
Tomorrow was an important day. Zhang Ye was already prepared!
"You might not be sleepy, but I am!" Rao Aimin raised her chin and stood up, "Hurry up and get lost. Go teach your class properly tomorrow. Don't stay here and refuse to leave." With a pause, she smiled and said, "Kid, you sure have free time. I heard that many people in the industry will be attending your public lecture at Peking University tomorrow, right? There are people from the education world and people from the literary world. Who knows how big of a ruckus there will be tomorrow, and you still have the mood to argue with me here? You should first think about how to teach your 'Dream of the Red Chamber'. If you don't do well, your reputation will be ruined. You won't be able to escape the label of misleading the students. Remember to save some money first. If Peking University fires you, you won't have the money to pay your rent. "
"Little Zhang." Rao Aimin instructed, "Make a pot of hot water."
What was there to eat? Chen Feng had lost face and did not want to stay any longer. Besides, he could tell that Rao Aimin was not interested in him at all, so there was no point in staying. Besides, Old Lu's senior sister was indeed older than him by a few years. Their ages were not that appropriate.
Rao Aimin let go of his arm and glanced sideways at him. She said softly, "Don't get touchy with me in the future. If Chenchen sees this, I'll dismember you, kid!"
"You're a demon. Speak properly." Zhang Ye tugged at Chenchen's head.
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