In the small room.
Chenchen clicked her tongue.
"Clicked what?" Zhang Ye asked.
Chenchen pouted towards the door, "There's someone who's even better at acting than you."
"You're listening too?" Zhang Ye was not angry this time, but said happily, "This person is a bit pretentious. He talks about the company, ancient books, and his father. Is there any meaning to it?"
Chenchen said while doing her homework, "My aunt will not like him."
Zhang Ye coughed, "Little rascal, then do you think your aunt will like me?"
"You?" Chenchen looked at him for a while, "You can't beat my aunt."
Zhang Ye shrugged his shoulders, "Then what if your Uncle Zhang beats her one day?"
Chenchen's mouth twitched, "...... Hur Hur, let's talk about it after you beat her. Don't brag. You've never practiced martial arts before. You can't even beat Little Lu."
Zhang Ye laughed, "That might not be the case." He definitely couldn't beat Rao Aimin, so there was no need to ask. But Old Rao's junior brother was clearly much weaker than Old Rao. It was hard to say without trying it out. Actually, Zhang Ye himself did not know what stage his martial arts had reached. He had no idea at all.
......
In the living room.
Rao Aimin said, "The first half is not bad."
Lu Yuhu urged, "Senior Sis, do you want to match it?"
"I don't know. I don't have the literary foundation." Rao Aimin drank her tea.
Chen Feng said with a smile, "It's alright. I can't match the second half either. We can discuss it. Who knows, we might get some inspiration and be able to match it."
Rao Aimin put down her teacup, "I'm not interested in studying this. It's getting late. Little Lu, Senior Sis won't be sending you off."
Lu Yuhu said, "Senior Sis, why are you so boring? We're already here. You should at least give me some face. Old Chen's literary standards are very high. You can talk to him and you'll know. Didn't you always admire talented people in the past? Old Chen is one of the best. It's not that I'm bragging for my bro, but his literary standards are unparalleled in Beijing. He has even published a collection of essays. "
Chen Feng pretended to be humble and said, "It's not that incredible."
Lu Yuhu said, "Come on, this isn't the time to be modest. My Senior Sister once said that she admires two kinds of people. One is those who can beat her, and the other is talented."
Chen Feng smiled. "I've practiced Judo for a few years."
Rao Aimin was amused. "Young man, are you trying to train your tone with me?"
Young man? Chen Feng knew that the other party didn't put him in his eyes, and he was a little angry. He really meant it. Let's train then. I'm a man, do you think I can't beat you? Even if you've practiced Eight Trigrams Palm, this Senior Sister's status is only in terms of seniority. You don't even have any muscles. Chen Feng was not afraid. He had really practiced Judo since he was young. He had stopped practicing for a few years, but his skills were still there. He and Lu Yuhu had met at the gym, and he admitted that he was definitely not Lu Yuhu's match. He was far from it, but Rao Aimin was a woman.
However, when Lu Yuhu heard this, he nearly vomited blood. Seeing that Rao Aimin had already stood up, Lu Yuhu hurriedly held her back in horror. "Senior Sis, please calm down. Old Chen doesn't have any other intentions. He doesn't want to spar with you. Hurry and sit down. I'm getting nervous watching you like this!"
Chen Feng was stunned. "Old Lu."
Lu Yuhu looked back at him, not knowing whether to laugh or cry. "Old Chen, hurry up. With your mediocre Judo skills, you want to spar with my Senior Sister? You're really good. Didn't I tell you before? This is our generation's Senior Sister of Eight Trigrams Palm. It's not based on age, understand? "
Not based on age?
Could it be based on martial arts?
Chen Feng found it hard to believe. This woman was even better than Lu Yuhu?
Of course, regarding Rao Aimin's matter, Lu Yuhu actually did not say anything. He could not say it either. Chen Feng would not understand the matters of the Chinese martial arts world even if he said it. After all, he was not someone from this circle, so he did not know what the name "Rao Aimin" represented in the Chinese martial arts world.
Rao Aimin sat down again.
Lu Yuhu wiped his sweat and said, "Let's not spar. We'll make friends through literature, make friends through literature."
Rao Aimin struck back, "I do admire talented people, but he's still far from it. Do you think your Senior Sister has not seen the world? You're so easy to fool! "
Chen Feng really could not take it anymore. She was fanning the flames!
Lu Yuhu immediately said, "If my brother doesn't have literary talent, then there's no one else in Beijing who can. Of course, I'm talking about the younger generation."
Rao Aimin was annoyed. "I say, kid, are you going to scram or not? Are you going to spar with me? "
Lu Yuhu knew his Eldest Senior Sister's temper. She had a sharp tongue but a soft heart. He grinned cheekily and said, "Match the couplet and we'll leave. Making friends through literature? We haven't even met yet."
Rao Aimin glanced at him. "Alright, you're in Changxing City now? You're still hanging around here? "
Lu Yuhu said, "I brought my brother here to freeload off you for supper. We've only sat down for a few minutes, so how can we leave just like that? I haven't had your famous tremella congee in over half a year. I definitely have to have a few bowls of it this time. I'll even pack some back."
"You were talking about literature just now, right?" Rao Aimin crossed her legs.
"That's right. You don't know my brother's talent, nor do you understand it. That's why I said that. If you …" Lu Yuhu still wanted to praise Chen Feng a few times.
Rao Aimin interrupted him. "Little Zhang, come over for a moment!"
The door opened. Zhang Ye had heard the gist of it, but as he was chatting with Chenchen, he did not pay much attention. "Landlady Auntie? What's the matter? "
Chenchen had also come out to watch the commotion.
Rao Aimin then sneered at Lu Yuhu, "Kid, didn't you want to eat supper? Alright, if your friend's literary talent can match my tenant's, not just tremella congee, I'll even make a Manchu Han Imperial Feast for you! "
Lu Yuhu craved it the moment he heard that. He said in pleasant surprise, "Senior Sis, that's what you said. You're a man of your word!"
"That's what I said!" Rao Aimin chuckled.
Lu Yuhu slapped his thigh. "Haha, Old Chen, the two of us are in for a treat today. My Senior Sis' culinary skills are unforgettable after eating it once!"
Chen Feng was angered, but he pretended to smile. "Alright, I also want to try Madam Rao's culinary skills. I want to see if it's as godly as Old Lu says."
Rao Aimin curled her lips. "Let's compete first. It's too early to say."
Lu Yuhu and Chen Feng smiled without saying a word. Compete with a tenant you randomly grabbed? What's the point of competing!? He probably doesn't even know the format of couplets and how to match them neatly!
Discuss literature with Zhang Ye?
Compete with Zhang Ye in couplets?
Seeing this, Chenchen chuckled.
Zhang Ye looked at the pretentious Chen Feng. Actually, he had no interest at all. What was there to compete? Wasn't this bullying? "Landlady Auntie, forget it."
Rao Aimin stared at him and crossed her legs. "Stop talking nonsense!"
Chenchen also cheered, "Zhang Ye, you can do it."
What do you mean I can do it? Zhang Ye could not help but smile wryly. He really could not muster any interest in competing with a layman in literature. "Alright, then I'll just match the couplets?"
Lu Yuhu laughed and said, "Right, come on, brother."
Eh, Zhang Ye?
The name sounded familiar.
However, Lu Yuhu and Chen Feng didn't mind and just watched with a chuckle.
Zhang Ye also walked over and looked at the table.
The first part of the couplet: Qian Ba Gua, Kun Ba Gua, Ba Gua, Ba Gua, Ba Gua, Ba Gua, Ba Gua, Ba Gua, Ba Gua
Zhang Ye did not have any expression on his face. He looked indifferent. He knew that Chen Feng was purposely trying to find a topic to talk about with Rao Aimin. It was most likely Lu Yuhu's idea, so he came up with a couplet that wrote about the Eight Trigrams. Zhang Ye did not even think before he picked up the brush, but he realized that he did not have a brush with him.
"Use mine." Chenchen took out a pencil.
Zhang Ye took it and wrote below the couplet, "Luan Jiu Sheng, Feng Jiu Sheng, Nine Jiu Sheng 81 Sheng, Luan Jiu Sheng, Luan Feng Jiu Sheng." The couplets of this world basically existed in his world.
The moment this couplet was written.
Lu Yuhu was stunned!
Chen Feng was also stunned for a moment. "This …" He had previously claimed that he did not have a second couplet, but how was that possible? He did have a second couplet, but it was definitely not as neatly written as the young man in front of him. The other party's second couplet was actually better than his. Furthermore, the other party clearly did not use his brain or even think about it!
What was going on?
Who was this tenant?
Rao Aimin smiled, "Is the couplet alright?"
Lu Yuhu coughed, "Senior Sis, your tenant …"
Chen Feng was unconvinced. He stared at Zhang Ye and said, "Touring the West Lake, carrying a tin pot, a tin pot falls into the West Lake, a pity for the tin pot." This was not a couplet he came up with, but one he had gotten from his teacher. These couplets were ones that his teacher could not match or did not match neatly. Now, he had used it. He had been posturing all day and had bragged about it. He did not want to lose face in front of his friends and Rao Aimin.
Zhang Ye said helplessly, "Touring the West Mountain, carrying clothes, clothes fall into the West Mountain, a pity for good clothes."
Lu Yuhu exclaimed, "Well matched!"
Chen Feng's expression changed. "Smiling the moment you open your mouth, laughing at the past, laughing at the present, everything must be answered with a smile."
Zhang Ye said listlessly, "A big belly can accommodate, accommodating the heavens and the earth, why can't it accommodate myself?"
Chen Feng said with a black face, "A white snake crosses the river, a red sun overhead!"
Zhang Ye yawned, "A green dragon hangs on the wall, a thousand golden stars adorning my body."
Holy sh * t! This was a riddle couplet! His first couplet was an oil lamp, and the other party's second couplet was also a riddle couplet — scale!
Chen Feng was dumbfounded!
Lu Yuhu was also dumbfounded!
Zhang Ye was sleepy. He said, "It's about time, right?"
Chen Feng was unwilling to give up. He clenched his teeth and said, "Looking at me, I'm not me. I look at me, I'm not me!"
Zhang Ye was also unhappy. Didn't they say they were going to match a couplet? Was there no end to it? Hence, he directly gave a second couplet, "Whoever you pretend to be, whoever you pretend to be, whoever you pretend to be, whoever you pretend to be!"
This second couplet did not seem like much. It seemed to be talking about acting, acting like whatever you act.
But on careful thought, why did it feel like this second couplet was f * * king scolding someone!
Who was acting!?
Chen Feng's face turned green!
Rao Aimin was overjoyed, "Why? Are we still competing? "
Chen Feng did not say a word. Still competing? Compete your sister! The first couplets he came up with were something even he and his teacher could not match. However, not only did the person opposite him manage to match them, not only did he match them neatly, he even matched them with scolding and sarcastic words! Even a fool would know that their literary standards were not on the same level!
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