On the Web.
Netizens from countless countries around the world were going crazy with their comments!
A Japanese netizen: "The Chinese are too good at bragging!"
A Korean netizen: "He really dares to brag! Even aircraft carriers won't be able to escape! "
An Indian netizen: "A meteorite against an aircraft carrier? Why don't you just die?! "
A French netizen: "After nuclear submarines and laser weapons, the Chinese are also saying that aircraft carriers are dead!"
A British netizen: "I can no longer look at China's tactical theories. They are simply too powerful. Aircraft carriers are no longer a threat to China!"
A German netizen: "I'm going to faint!"
A Canadian netizen: "I'm kneeling to China!"
Pakistani netizen: "Awesome, my China brother! You guys are really strong! "
An American netizen: "According to what you're saying, nuclear submarines can't enter your waters because of the kelp, laser weapons can't hit you because of the smog, missiles can't be disrupted by your smog, paratroopers can't jump off their parachutes, and now even aircraft carriers are f * cking paper tigers? A large number of meteorites? F * ck your sister! Wouldn't China be invincible in the world? Who else in this world can beat you guys! "
The Russian netizens: "Hahahahaha!"
A Dutch netizen: "Zhang Ye — China's master tactician!"
Pakistani netizen: "Awesome, my China brother! I'm proud of you! "
An Egyptian netizen: "No one can stop the rise of China!"
An Australian netizen: "This is the first time I've seen such a good military expert!"
An Italian netizen: "Yeah, I actually think that what he said makes sense, even though I know that this guy is just bragging!"
A Brazilian netizen: "I thought that the Indians were the best at bragging, but it looks like they're not even a tenth as good as Zhang Ye."
Countless Indian netizens cursed, "Get lost!"
A Chinese netizen: "You guys know too little about Teacher Zhang. Let me reintroduce him to all of you. This fellow is China's most impressive celebrity. His strength is all in his mouth. He's a guy who can even dribble the ball while playing football. So you guys should be glad that there are only three episodes of this show. If there were 30 episodes, all the weapons and equipment in the world would have fallen under Face-smacking Zhang's mouth. No one would have been spared!"
Pakistani netizen: "Awesome, my China brother! You guys are the best! "
American netizens: "…"
America.
Japan.
Korea.
Russia.
England.
The entire world was criticizing Zhang Ye.
Only Ba Tie was there to support him.
…
That night.
International news:
"China's programs attract attention!"
"China's latest strategy?"
"Aircraft Carriers Or Paper Tigers?"
"China's tactics shock the world!"
< What's the purpose of seven US OEMs withdrawing from China? >
"The US has ulterior motives in withdrawing its factories. Is it really to help China reduce smog?"
…
At Zhang Ye's Studio.
After recording the show on Central TV International Channel this morning, Zhang Ye stayed at the studio the entire day. He watched the show together with the studio's staff. After watching it, he went online to check and discovered that the World Web was filled with people ridiculing him. He laughed and did not think much of it.
Little Wang sprawled out on the table. "Hahahahaha!"
Ha Qiqi burst out laughing. "How long have you been laughing?"
Little Wang clutched her stomach. "Aiyo, this won't do. Let me laugh a little longer!"
Tong Fu laughed so hard that tears came out of his eyes, especially after reading the comments left by netizens from all over the world and the international news.
"Director Zhang is amazing!"
"Director Zhang's eloquence is unmatched in the world!"
"Pfft, hahahaha!"
"I really laughed myself to death today!"
"Yeah, I've been laughing so hard these past three days!"
"We're going to be popular again!"
There was a lot of laughter in the studio.
At this moment, Zhang Ye received a lot of messages from his family and friends.
His mother's.
His eldest younger sister's.
His mother-in-law's.
Yao Jiancai's.
Ning Lan's.
Zhang Xia's.
And so on and so forth. They were all blown up.
It was at this moment that something big happened!
Something that no one could have expected, something that made them want to vomit blood, happened!
Ha Qiqi was watching the news and suddenly shouted, "Ah! Everyone, quiet down! Everyone, quiet down! "
Zhang Zuo hurried over. "What's the matter, Old Ha?"
Little Wang also stopped laughing. "What happened this time?"
Ha Qiqi turned around and looked at them in surprise. "This year's World Military Rankings has just been released!"
"If it's out, so be it." Zhang Ye said indifferently, "So what?"
Ha Qiqi said something shocking. "China's military is ranked second in the world!"
Instantly, the studio fell silent!
Zhang Ye stared with wide eyes!
Little Wang was stunned!
Tong Fu was so shocked that his legs turned to jelly!
"What?"
"Second?"
"That's impossible!"
"W-Haven't we always been in third place?"
"We've overtaken Russia?"
"Holy shit!"
"This — this —"
The next moment, everyone in the studio turned to look at Zhang Ye in unison!
Zhang Ye nearly fainted. "Damn, what are you all looking at me for? What the fuck has this got to do with me! "
It was a coincidence, a goddamn coincidence, that this year's World Military Rankings would be released at this time. Furthermore, it might have been due to the decommissioning of Russia's only aircraft carrier that caused Russia's military ranking to drop. This was the first time that China had overtaken them. Logically speaking, this was quite normal, but it just had to happen at this critical juncture. Zhang Ye naturally knew that it had nothing to do with him, and the studio's staff also knew that it had nothing to do with Director Zhang!
But the people did not think so!
The world's netizens did not think so!
So when the military rankings were released, the world blew up!
…
India.
"What?"
"China is ranked second?"
"Holy shit! Holy shit! Holy shit! "
…
Japan.
"Oh my God!"
"Zhang Ye has boasted that China is ranked second in the world!"
"Th-This doesn't make any fucking sense!"
…
Korea.
"What does China have?!"
"Based on what?"
"It's the same with the military. Just look at the number of nuclear submarines. Russia has twice as many as China. How many do China have?"
"But China has kelp."
"Ah?"
…
The United Kingdom.
"Oh my God!"
"The Chinese have defied all logic!"
"China's master strategist has forcefully boasted that China is ranked second!"
"Russia is crying! They didn't lose to China in terms of military strength! They lost to that mouth of Zhang Ye's! "
…
America.
"Collapse!"
"How can it be like this?"
"Bragging can also increase one's military ranking?"
"If Zhang Ye were to record a few more episodes, it would only be a matter of time before China overtakes the United States to become the world's top military power!"
…
China.
"Hahahahaha!"
"I'm dying of laughter! I'm dying of laughter! "
"Face-smacking Zhang is too fierce!"
"That mouth of his is simply too much!"
"Kelp, smog, and meteorites, these three new killing machines of China have pushed China to second place in the world!"
"The world's greatest military swindler — Zhang Ye!"
"This ranking doesn't make sense! We should have overtaken the United States and taken first place! Our Face-smacking Zhang alone is worth ten fucking aircraft carriers! "
"Pfft! That's enough, all of you! "
"Teacher Zhang is going to be ridiculed badly! Hahahaha! "
…
China's military.
Several generals were having a mental breakdown!
"You can even fucking do that?"
"It has nothing to do with Zhang Ye, right?"
"No one will believe that it has nothing to do with him now!"
"This fellow is too good at stirring up trouble!"
…
The country was shocked!
The world was shocked!
Countless people around the world were laughing miserably!
Zhang Ye's cell phone was exploding with calls again!
His family and friends were calling in wave after wave!
Yao Jiancai was laughing like crazy on the other end of the line. "Hahahahaha! Don't stop the show! Continue recording. Whether China can rise to the top of the world's military rankings is all up to you! "
Zhang Ye laughed and scolded, "Get lost!"
At this moment, Zhang Ye's mind was in a mess!
Of course he knew that he did not have any military talent and that it was all bullshit. It was just a show and his main focus was entertainment. As such, he did not expect that the matter would blow up so much.
…
"China realizes its dream of becoming a superpower!"
"China reaches second place in the military rankings for the first time!"
"Zhang Ye's godly assist!"
"China reaches second place and it was all due to swindling?"
The media also joined in on the fun.
…
Zhang Yuanqi had also briefly stepped onto the international stage in the past. Other Chinese celebrities also had moments where they appeared on the international celebrity rankings, but without exception, their first jobs after they got onto the international C-list rankings were to make a movie or produce an English song. They wanted to stabilize their positions on the international rankings. Although they all failed in the end and none of them managed to gain a foothold, it still showed how much importance they attached to the international celebrity rankings. The first job they did after stepping onto the international stage was always very, very important. A lot of people also thought that Zhang Ye would place a lot of importance on this.
However, the result was the complete opposite!
Zhang Ye's first job after getting onto the international celebrity rankings was to brag! Awesome! Brag!
Brag to the point of shaking the world!
Brag to the point of shaking the earth!
Brag to the point of shocking the world!
To be able to brag to such an extent?
Since ancient times, there had only been one person who could do so!
On this day, Zhang Ye's name once again resounded throughout the world!
On this day, Zhang Ye could finally be considered to have gained a foothold on the international stage!
On this day, he also gained a new nickname.
— The soul of the world's military, a master tactician!
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