At this moment.
The entire world didn't know whether to laugh or cry!
…
Japan.
"Fuck!"
"What kind of person is this!"
"This fellow is such a hooligan!"
"This is being broadcasted globally!"
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Korea.
"He really dares to say that!"
"What kind of Peace Prize winner is this!"
"The Nobel Committee is going to cry!"
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India.
"Your grandpa!"
"Who do you think you're insulting!"
"How can you say that!"
"That Zhang fellow is too shameless!"
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The UK.
"Quick, watch China International Channel!"
"What's the matter?"
"The Peace Prize winner is using vulgarities again!"
"Ah?"
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China.
"Pfft! I'm cramping up from laughing! "
"Those words are so awesome!"
"Hahahahaha!"
"Well said! Let's do it!"
"That's indeed Zhang Ye's style!"
"Seeing that Zhang Ye is still as hooligan as ever, I'm relieved. I thought that this fellow would be more cautious and careful after winning the Nobel Peace Prize, but I didn't expect Face-smacking Zhang to still be so reckless. What a great speech! What negotiations? What protests? Just insult him! Screw him! "
…
The program went viral the moment it was broadcasted.
It was spreading all over the Web.
More and more people from around the world rushed over when they heard about it. They turned on Central TV International Channel and were eager to see what kind of shocking words the Peace Prize winner would say. Which of the Nobel Peace Prize winners in history wasn't a president of a country or the head of a large organization? Which one of them wasn't elegant and careful with their words and actions? So when had they ever seen a Peace Prize winner like this before! In the entire world, China wasn't the only country that enjoyed watching a show.
Very quickly, they realized that they had made the right decision to come!
Because Zhang Ye immediately threw out a statement that shocked everyone around the world!
…
On TV.
Yu Yingyi quickly changed the topic.
The three of them started talking about the current military strategy.
Zhang Ye drank his water and did not interrupt at the beginning.
Yu Yingyi and Chi Xue probably did not dare to casually ask him, afraid that he would say something that would shock them to death again. As such, the two of them started chatting among themselves.
Yu Yingyi said, "If war breaks out, will the Yellow Sea be a strategic location?"
Chi Xue said, "Of course, the strategic position here is very important, and the situation in the surrounding countries is very complicated. The Yellow Sea will be a very key strategic location. I once participated in a military project related to the nuclear submarine data project, and I have come into contact with submarines. I know the horror and threat of nuclear submarines. Nowadays, technology is getting more and more advanced. For example, the United States' nuclear submarines can completely sneak into the Yellow Sea without anyone knowing."
Yu Yingyi asked, "Then does China have any weapons to deal with it?"
Chi Xue smiled bitterly. "As far as I know, there aren't any at the moment. Even if we find one occasionally, there isn't a good way to deal with it as quickly as possible."
Yu Yingyi said, "Perhaps there are some new weapons that haven't been announced yet?"
Chi Xue shook her head. "I'm not involved in weapons research, so I'm not sure about that." She then looked at Zhang Ye. "Fellow Zhang is involved in weapons research, so he might have a more accurate analysis."
Only then did Yu Yingyi ask, "Fellow Zhang, can you analyze it for us?"
Zhang Ye smiled and said, "There will definitely be new weapons, but it's not convenient for me to talk about it. But as for the Yellow Sea …" He looked at the map and pointed at it. "The terrain here is very complicated. If a war were to break out, China definitely has other ways to prevent the enemy's nuclear submarines from entering."
Chi Xue said in surprise, "What ways?"
Zhang Ye smiled and said, "The waters of the Yellow Sea are relatively shallow, so it's very dangerous for submarines to enter this area. They can't dive too deep and will have to surface to pass through."
Chi Xue nodded. "That's true."
Zhang Ye smiled and said, "I don't know if you guys have ever seen kelp growing in the countryside before?"
"Ah?" Chi Xue was taken aback.
Yu Yingyi was also dumbfounded. "Kelp?"
Zhang Ye gestured. "Yes, kelp. How do the villagers grow kelp in the Yellow Sea region? With such a long nylon rope being tossed into the sea, the kelp will grow to a length of several meters when it's first planted. If we expand the planting area, there's no need to cover the entire area. As long as we plant the kelp in a linear direction in a few key areas, which nuclear submarine will be able to enter? As long as it dares to come in, you know what the nylon rope is, right? Once it wraps around the propellers of the nuclear submarine, it'll become tighter and tighter, and the nuclear submarine will be rendered useless. If a submarine comes in, it'll sink. There's no need for any strategic weapons at all. In the Yellow Sea region, kelp is the greatest strategic weapon against nuclear submarines. "
Yu Yingyi stared at him in a daze!
Chi Xue nearly spat out a mouthful of blood!
The entire recording studio fell silent!
Kelp?
Strategic weapons?
Entangling submarines?
Yu Yingyi immediately said, "Alright, that's all for today's show. Tomorrow at the same time, we'll continue listening to Fellow Zhang and Fellow Chi talk about military affairs."
The first episode ended.
However, the entire world was in an uproar!
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China.
"I'm gonna faint!"
"When did kelp become a fucking strategic weapon!"
"Aiyo, I'm dying of laughter!"
"Kelp entangling submarines?"
"What the heck! Only Zhang Ye would dare to say something like that! "
"Bullsh * t! Keep fucking bullsh * tting! "
"This is a military show? Military, your sister! Kelp has fucking become a weapon! "
"I've been waiting to hear Zhang Ye's military views! Why did kelp suddenly pop out? Teacher Zhang, do you have to be so funny! "
"I'm kneeling in front of Face-smacking Zhang!"
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America.
"What kind of military show is this!"
"Kelp?"
"Why doesn't he just go and die!"
"This fellow is too good at bragging!"
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Japan.
"I'm convinced by him!"
"I'm convinced too!"
"Can kelp really entangle submarines?"
"Like hell it can! Do you believe him? "
…
Korea.
"What the hell!"
"Why does he dare to say anything!"
"Zhang Ye, don't you know? You can't even believe a single punctuation mark in his words! "
"I'm cramping up from laughing!"
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The UK.
"W-What kind of military expert is this!"
"Kelp entangling submarines? Why doesn't he just go and die! "
"He's bragging all over the world!"
"China's kelp might soon become a strategic resource!"
…
The entire world was stunned!
"Kelp entangling submarines" became a trending topic!
The various countries' media outlets were all scrambling to report on it!
But no one could have expected that amidst the mocking laughter of the entire world, there would be a shocking reversal of events!
America: "China's newest weapon: Kelp?"
Russia: "Can kelp entangle submarines?"
Canada: "China International's program sparks controversy!"
China: "There have been similar cases of kelp entangling submarines in history!"
Germany: "There have been historical cases of kelp entangling submarines!"
A lot of people around the world were cramping up with laughter, fainting, and cursing. They all felt that this matter was pure nonsense. But who could have expected that after digging around in the various countries' media outlets, they would actually find historical cases of submarines getting entangled in fishing nets. Kelp entangling submarines really did work!
Countless people vomited blood!
Could it really be done like this?
Holy shit! It really worked?!
The people of the world felt like they were going crazy!
…
At the same time.
Back at home.
Zhang Ye's cell phone was exploding with calls.
Yao Jiancai was laughing hysterically on the other end of the line. "Kid, are you trying to kill me with your teasing?"
Zhang Ye laughed and said, "I'm being serious. What do you mean by teasing?"
After a while, General Li also called.
General Li said in a speechless manner, "Are you really trying to bluff them?"
Zhang Ye retorted, "Weren't you the one who told me to bluff the foreigners appropriately?"
General Li nearly fainted. "I only told you to do it appropriately, not to bluff them like that!"
"Actually, I wasn't bluffing." Zhang Ye laughed and said, "There's a basis to it."
Of course, the people of this world had never heard of it before. But in Zhang Ye's previous world, many people knew of this popular phrase that had spread all over the country — kelp entangling submarines!
When Zhang Ye went on the show, he was also thinking about what he should say since this was his first time participating in a military program like this. What should he say to pique everyone's interest? As such, he suddenly thought of Zhang Zhaozhong, who was affectionately called the "Chief of the Strategic Deception Bureau," and brought up his famous saying!
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