An Lin stared blankly at the voice transmission talisman in his hand.
F * ck … She hung up again!
No, Chang 'e was always acting like a hipster, and there was no way to communicate with her.
Even with Su Qianyun's help, the lack of communication was still a source of irritation.
"Su Qianyun, do you have any solution for Chang 'e's hipster illness?" An Lin Number Two asked.
A mellow voice sounded, "Yes, Big Sister Chang 'e is most likely like this because she has something on her mind, or she has encountered an obstacle in her cultivation, or she is feeling down in her life and is feeling sensitive and melancholic.
"The solution to this problem is either to help her or to divert her attention."
An Lin felt like it would be too difficult to help her solve her problem, but diverting her attention was a piece of cake! With his charisma and eloquence, how could he not be able to do this?
All he had to do was amplify one of her emotions and overwhelm the other!
He continued to use his aura to activate the voice transmission talisman. This time, he waited and waited, but the call didn't connect.
An Lin: "…"
I've already drawn my saber, and you're not going to accept it?
An Lin refused to give up and continued to try to contact Chang 'e's aura.
Finally, after much effort, the voice transmission talisman was connected.
"Ruo Feng Xi? No! "the woman yelled.
An Lin's lips twitched, and he ignored Chang 'e's bullsh * t. "Celestial Maiden Chang' e, I brought you something very interesting from the Sinister Spirit Beast Cesspool!"
"Sigh …" The woman heaved a forlorn sigh.
An Lin finally understood what she was trying to say. Was it still not working? Everyone said that curiosity was the strongest human desire, but why didn't it work when it came to Chang 'e?!
He gritted his teeth. "I heard someone is calling you a stupid c * nt!"
The voice transmission talisman fell silent for a moment.
Chang 'e: "Who?"
An Lin took a deep breath. "Stupid c * nt!"
Chang 'e: "…"
An Lin: "…"
"Gulp …" An Lin couldn't help but swallow a mouthful of saliva.
He had thrown caution to the wind. Since curiosity could not divert Chang 'e's attention, he would let anger do it! No matter how sad you are, when someone taunts you, you want to hit them instead of continuing to be sad.
For example, if someone posted on their WeChat Moments that they lost money in the stock market today, or that they broke up, you only needed to post a "hahahaha" comment.
I guarantee that they will all walk out of that sorrowful state, and you will silently bear all the sins and evil. Although you will be reviled by others, you will still be doing something merciful. This is greatness!
The hospital bed was white and soft, the air conditioning was cool, and the WiFi was very smooth, so there was nothing to worry about.
Sure enough, a peerlessly beautiful celestial maiden dressed in a moon-white silk dress appeared before him. Her jade-like face was covered in frost, and she raised her slender and fair hand.
An Lin's pupils shrank. "Wait, I just …"
"Pa!"
"Boom!"
The earth tremored violently, and the power of the moon surged forth, bending all of the laurel trees in a radius of five kilometers.
An Lin was slapped into the ground, and his body created a circular crater.
"Are you itching for a beating? Can't we just talk nicely? "Chang 'e's dress fluttered in the wind, and her voice was as cold as a bucket of cold water.
An Lin's chest constricted as he cursed in his heart. You were the one who didn't want to talk nicely first!
He touched his flushed face. It was burning hot, and a familiar feeling arose in his heart.
Dongfang Mengjie's slap also seemed to be this simple and violent …
An Lin stood up with difficulty and immediately straightened his posture. "I'm sorry, Fairy Chang 'e. Please forgive me for my earlier words. I'm here to ask for your help in refining a divine pill."
Chang 'e still wanted to get angry, but her expression finally shifted upon hearing about the divine pill. "You want me to refine a divine pill? What type of pill do you want to refine? Who is it for? "
An Lin was extremely excited. He finally understood what Chang 'e was saying!
"It's for me, so I'm not picky. I'll take whatever divine pill is cheap and easy to refine."
He knew that most divine pills were priceless just in terms of medicinal ingredients. The price fluctuated greatly, and one would even have to find the ingredients themselves.
It could take decades or even centuries to complete the pill from commission to completion. An Lin didn't want to wait that long, so he wanted the simplest method.
Chang 'e's brows perked up with a speechless expression. "Young people these days eat divine pills so casually?"
An Lin smiled. "That way, both of us won't have to worry. Everyone will be happy."
Chang 'e pondered for a moment before replying in a slow voice, "There are three types of divine pills. I've gathered quite a lot of materials, but there is only one that suits your requirements."
"Alright, then I'll take it!" An Lin snapped his fingers.
"Let me finish first," Chang 'e interrupted. "This divine pill is a little special."
"How is it special?" An Lin was taken aback.
Chang 'e waved her white moon sleeve in the air, and a pill glowing with rainbow divine light appeared in the air. Anyone who saw it would have the urge to eat it.
Immediately afterward, the divine light released by the pill condensed and formed a rainbow dress in the air. As it fluttered in the wind, it was dreamy and beautiful.
"This …" An Lin's mouth fell open as he stared blankly at the rainbow dress in the air.
Chang 'e said, "This pill is called the Rainbow Divine Dao Pill. It can enhance the user's five elements and yin and yang energy. However, after consuming the pill, the user will be enchanted by the rainbow dress for ten years due to the effects of the pill …"
"Enchanted by the rainbow dress? This is what you meant by … meeting the requirements? "An Lin's eyes widened in astonishment.
A faint smile appeared on Chang 'e's face. "The medicinal power is vast, but it won't explode. It's also extremely powerful and suits your divine body. Aside from a few special symptoms, it's actually already very compatible."
An Lin clasped a hand over his chest and repressed the urge to throw up blood. "Your special symptoms are forcing me to wear female clothes! I'll have to wear female clothes for ten years! And I'll have to wear female clothes in such a seductive manner! Do you think I'm shameless? Do you think I'm a pervert?! "
Chang 'e pursed her lips. "You don't even dare to wear female clothes, and you say you love cultivating?"
An Lin's lips twitched upon hearing this.
"Alright, alright …" Chang 'e was finally satisfied at the sight of An Lin's conflicted and aggrieved expression. "Actually, there's a way to resolve this.
"I'll concoct an additional immortal pill for you to absorb, but you'll have to pay an additional one million spirit stones."
"No problem, no problem as long as you don't wear female clothes!" An Lin heaved a sigh of relief. In any case, it was a good thing that his moral integrity was preserved. "Then it's settled. Let's refine the Rainbow Divine Dao Pill!"
Chang 'e nodded. "Alright, I've gathered most of the ingredients, but there are still some that I have to search for. The down payment will be one hundred million spirit stones."
An Lin: "…"
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