An Lin felt like his image as a middle-aged man was about to crumble.
He had gone from the Kirin Proud Heavens to this adorably stupid middle-aged man.
It was one thing for him to be stupid, but don't drag him down with you! In order to increase the sense of immersion, what was the real pain of his arm being cut off?
He wasn't a masochist!
Oh right, the ten thousand slaps were the same. How immoral …
An Lin would most likely never forget that slap for the rest of his life.
Miracle Hand Clinic.
This was the most renowned clinic in Ling Gu City.
Not only was Dongfang Mengjie beautiful, her medical skills were also unparalleled in the entire city, so there was an endless stream of patients coming to her clinic for treatment.
Thankfully, this city was quite small. Otherwise, she really wouldn't be able to handle all of the patients.
As per usual, she had left a medicine by her side and was preparing to brew it after she got home.
But very quickly, she came back to her senses. That unreasonable fellow had already left …
Dongfang Mengjie silently hid the medicine in a separate medicine cabinet. She couldn't quite describe what she was feeling right now.
At this moment, a middle-aged man entered with a panicked expression as he clutched at his injured arm. "Doctor, save me! My arm is injured!"
Dongfang Mengjie immediately prepared emergency measures upon seeing this. She was just organizing her tools when her hands faltered.
She raised her head to look at the man before her. He was quite handsome, but very unfamiliar.
However, that wasn't the point. She wrinkled her intricate nose as she glanced at the middle-aged man again.
The atmosphere suddenly fell silent.
The man averted his gaze in a rare manner. "Doctor, what's wrong?"
"Kirin?" Dongfang Mengjie suddenly asked.
The man's eyes widened. "Hah? What did you say? You've never seen me before, have you? "
"Heh, you're being reasonable … What a catchphrase …" Dongfang Mengjie's eyes were as clear as autumn water, and a smile suddenly appeared on her face.
The man stared blankly at her.
"Slap!" A familiar and fiery slap landed again.
The man shuddered. This was such a nostalgic feeling!
Dongfang Mengjie placed her hands on her hips as she scolded in a crisp voice, "Alright! You've only been gone for a short while, and you're already asking for a beating? You went to fight again, and you're trying to trick me? You have to be honest and trustworthy, okay? If I don't slap you a few times, you won't learn your lesson! "
The man was stunned. He covered his face and said in surprise, "How, how did you find me?"
"Hehe, I saved you. How could I not know what your blood tastes like?"
A smug look appeared on Dongfang Mengjie's face. "I smelled that familiar scent in your blood as soon as I got close to you, so even though you've changed your appearance and concealed your aura, I was still able to identify you!"
The man was shocked, and so was An Lin!
Identification through blood? This ability was really awesome!
A self-propelled humanoid DNA test?
"Then … what about my hand?" Having been recognized, the man stood awkwardly on the spot.
"Sit down!" Dongfang Mengjie glared at the man. "I'll bandage it for you!"
The man happily sat down and stretched out his arm.
The woman's gentle and nimble hands touched his arm. The man looked at the woman's focused expression and felt as if he had returned to the time when they were in the small house in the spirit field.
She was still so serious, so gentle, and her slap was still so moving.
"By the way, who did you fight with this time?" Dongfang Mengjie asked with a frown.
"Er … a phoenix!" the man replied.
"Phoenix? Is it beautiful? "
"I'm not interested in it! Besides, it's a male! "
"Huh? What are you talking about? I'm asking you if a phoenix is beautiful. I've never seen a phoenix before, so I'm a little curious. Why are you answering that question? "
"Er … Nothing!"
Dongfang Mengjie's eyes lit up as she looked at the man before her with a faint smile. "I've already recognized you, so why are you still maintaining your human form?"
"Because … I'm afraid that my original appearance will scare others, so I'll just do as the Romans do!" The man was quite happy to have found a good excuse for himself.
"I don't think you're scary. Also, your horns are very beautiful, and I quite like them. It would be a pity if they were to disappear just like that."
"Beautiful? I can make them appear! "
The man was a little excited. He had just heard a very important phrase; she liked them!
Thus, the strange middle-aged man with Kirin horns was born.
Good times were always short-lived, and the middle-aged man's arm was soon bandaged.
"Alright, I've bandaged it up. You have to be more careful next time." Dongfang Mengjie stroked the red, glass-like Kirin horns on the man's head with a faint smile.
The man nodded. He felt like there was no reason for him to stay here any longer.
"Then … Goodbye!" The man bade farewell.
"Goodbye." Dongfang Mengjie smiled before continuing to treat other patients.
The middle-aged man left.
He laid a hand on the bandage on his arm with a content expression on his face.
He still had a bunch of things to take care of in the Sinister Spirit Beast Cesspool, so he really was going to leave this time.
Thus, the middle-aged man continued his life as a mythological beast.
One month later.
The middle-aged man missed her.
He wanted to see her, but he couldn't find a good reason to do so.
The middle-aged man pulled out the white bandage on his storage ring, and a thought suddenly occurred to him, and he slashed his calf with one hand, upon which blood gushed forth again …
An Lin: "F * ck off!"
Thus, the two of them met again.
The atmosphere was very harmonious, and they began to chat again.
After his injuries were healed, the middle-aged man became even more powerful.
After that, the middle-aged man began to mutilate himself again when he wanted to see Dongfang Mengjie …
His injuries couldn't be the same, right? Otherwise, it would be too obvious.
Thus, An Lin experienced the pain of having his arms and legs severed, his internal organs exploded, he was poisoned, his sea of vital energy was damaged, his meridians were damaged, and so on and so forth …
If An Lin could control this body, he would definitely kill Dongfang Zhuangshi with his own two hands!
"Kirin, your injuries were really severe this time. Can't you pay more attention to your body?" Dongfang Mengjie's brows furrowed.
"Alright, I'll be more careful next time." The middle-aged man nodded. "By the way, don't call me Kirin anymore. It's a little weird. Give me a human name."
"A human name?" Dongfang Mengjie blinked in surprise. "Hmm … What type of name do you want?"
"Anything, I'll just take your surname," the man replied.
"Take my surname …" A blush appeared on Dongfang Mengjie's face, and her slender hand trembled slightly. "Then … I'll call you Dongfang Zhuangshi!"
"Dongfang Zhuangshi?" The middle-aged man drew a sharp intake of breath.
A sly smile appeared on Dongfang Mengjie's face as she explained, "You're always having problems with your body, and you always come to me for treatment, so I'll give you a name that symbolizes good wishes!
"Think about it, Zhuangshi means that you're strong and sturdy, and it represents a type of vitality! It's imbued with the purest and truest emotions, and it's also compatible with the dao of life. Furthermore, it's easy to understand and catchy … "
After the woman finished speaking, she didn't see any resistance or resistance from the middle-aged man.
Instead, a joyful smile appeared on the man's face. "So that's how it is! That's a really good name! I'll be called Dongfang Zhuangshi from now on!"
"Er …" Dongfang Mengjie's lips gaped open, but she didn't know what to say.
An Lin was astonished. So this was how he got his f * cking name?
At the end of the day, it was all because of his self-mutilation! This was probably what it meant to be …
"Um, Kirin," Dongfang Mengjie said in a quiet voice.
"Please call me Zhuangshi!" the middle-aged man replied with a solemn expression.
"Hmm, Zhuangshi …" Dongfang Mengjie paused for a moment before continuing, "Um, I've opened up a tea garden in the Hundred Flower Field in the east, and I go there to sample tea whenever I have free time. If you're interested in tea, you can go there every month to have some tea. All of the tea is spirit tea, so it's not bad.
"Be more careful in the future, and don't get injured again …"
Dongfang Zhuangshi faltered slightly upon hearing this before a warm smile appeared on his face. "Alright, I'll be more careful in the future and try not to get injured again!"
An Lin was almost moved to the point of tears upon hearing this.
My God! These two thin-skinned fellows with negative IQs had finally been enlightened!!
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