An Lin knocked on Big Brother Cheng's door and was greeted by the sight of the extraordinarily handsome Big Brother Cheng.
"F * ck, Big Brother Cheng! What are you doing?! "
An Lin was rooted to the spot upon seeing Xuanyuan Cheng, and he cried out involuntarily.
Xuanyuan Cheng stood tall and straight in his dark green military uniform. The golden stars on his shoulders shone brightly, giving him a majestic and spirited appearance. However, that wasn't the point. The point was, why was Big Brother Cheng wearing a military uniform?!
A rare blush appeared on Xuanyuan Cheng's face upon seeing the shock on An Lin's face. "Classmate An Lin, Huang Shanshan gave me this uniform. She said that I look very spirited in it, so I tried it on. Sure enough, my aura has improved tremendously …"
An Lin took a deep breath. His aura had improved tremendously? His aura had become f * cking twisted! He had transformed from a transcendent immortal into a soldier who protected the country! Was it because he had been too deeply influenced by the nuclear bomb and was going to go down the military route?
Xuanyuan Cheng said with a serious expression, "This uniform can change the spiritual outlook of the sect's disciples. I think we can try to promote it in the sect …"
An Lin's lips twitched as he imagined the scene of all the sect's disciples in their military uniforms flying on their swords and unleashing all kinds of immortal spells. It had to be said that it was truly a devilish idea.
Xuanyuan Cheng invited An Lin into his room and began to elaborate on his plan to change the spiritual outlook of the sect. From the uniform to the discipline, then to the collective consciousness of the sect, and finally, from the military soul of the mortal world to the immortal soul of the sect.
The more An Lin listened, the more impressed he became. Big Brother Cheng's words really did make sense!
As expected of a prodigy, he had a brilliant idea. A nuclear bomb immortal sect was slowly rising!
In the end, An Lin gave a mooncake to Xuanyuan Cheng.
Xuanyuan Cheng didn't put on any airs and accepted the mooncake graciously, but he remembered this favor in his heart.
After that, An Lin went to Su Qianyun's attic.
In the end, he found out that this girl ate mooncakes during every festival. She ate mooncakes during the Spring Festival, the Lantern Festival, the Dragon Boat Festival, the Mid-Autumn Festival, and even the Double Ninth Festival!
Ah, why don't we eat mooncakes on the Qingming Festival?
Su Qianyun said, "Drinking osmanthus honey on Tomb Sweeping Day is more effective than mooncakes."
A furious slam!
An Lin couldn't give out these mooncakes, so he could only teach Su Qianyun a foreign language.
An hour later, he returned to his residence and asked Yue Tu how many mooncakes she could eat in a year.
Yue Tu said that it was only available once a year, and they could only eat it during the Mid-Autumn Festival.
An Lin asked again, "Then why can Su Qianyun eat it five times a year?"
Tears welled up in Yue Tu's eyes upon hearing this, and she continued to nibble on her carrot in silence.
An Lin finally felt a little better upon seeing Yue Tu like this.
The next morning, An Lin applied for a day of leave before flying toward Dou Shuai Palace.
In Dou Shuai Palace, An Lin went to find Yi Xi.
Yi Xi had already listed An Lin as an VIP guest, so he could go to the pill refinement chamber to find him even if he didn't state the purpose of his visit.
"Mr. An Lin, congratulations on reaching the Soul Formation Stage. I've been busy with pill refinement these past few days and didn't have the time to congratulate you. I'm very sorry, but I'd like to apologize to you." A joyful expression appeared on Yi Xi's face upon seeing An Lin, and he immediately went up to greet him.
"You're too kind, Senior Yi Xi." An Lin glanced at Yi Xi. His body had grown a lot rounder, but his movements were just as agile as before. How impressive.
He continued, "I'm here to ask if you can refine a pill for Yue Tu to lose weight."
Yi Xi's eyes immediately widened upon hearing this. "Yue Tu? Are you kidding me? Why would she want to lose weight?! "
"Why else would she want to lose weight? She's too fat, of course!" An Lin rolled his eyes.
"No matter how fat she is, she's not as fat as I am. If I'm not afraid, what's she afraid of?" Yi Xi was perplexed.
An Lin's face convulsed. "If she was as fat as you, even Chang 'e would have to silence her! She's currently over fifty-four kilograms, so what pill would she need to reduce her weight to less than twenty-five kilograms? "
"What a waste, what a waste … Yue Tu is a mythological beast of the moon, do you know how precious her fat is?" Yi Xi spoke with an agitated expression.
"I don't care, this is Chang 'e's idea as well. Just tell me how much the pill will cost." An Lin pursed his lips with a determined expression.
"Sigh … Do you see the fat on my body?" Yi Xi patted his stomach, and his voice boomed like a drum.
An Lin nodded. "I'm not blind."
"My fat is imbued with the essence of the pill, and after repeated tempering, half a kilogram of fat contains enough energy to withstand an attack from a True God! This is my alchemy path. When the energy is condensed to the extreme, it's time to transform into a dragon! "Yi Xi spoke in a solemn voice.
An Lin faltered slightly upon hearing this. Yi Xi weighed over three hundred kilograms, so his fat was at least fifty kilograms. That was indeed a terrifying thought!
"Yue Tu is a mythological beast of the moon and is constantly nourished by the essence of the moon. She also has the bloodline of a mythological beast, so half a kilogram of her fat is countless times more precious than my fat. Do you understand now?" Yi Xi paused momentarily before continuing, "Chang 'e is even more talented in pill refinement than I am, so why didn't she use pills to help Yue Tu lose weight? She probably felt that doing so would be too much of a waste! "
An Lin felt like this made sense, and he couldn't help but hesitate.
"Furthermore, the mythological beast Yue Tu has a special constitution. In order to expel the fat from her body, a sixth-grade immortal pill, the Myriad Lotus Heavy Liquid Pill, is required. One Myriad Lotus Heavy Liquid Pill can reduce half a kilogram of fat, and it costs four hundred thousand spirit stones. Five immortal pills would be two million spirit stones," Yi Xi explained.
An Lin immediately felt like this was a very reasonable explanation, and he nodded in agreement. "Senior Yi Xi's words are truly enlightening! I've benefited immensely from this. Using immortal pills to lose weight is simply too stupid! Fat is such a wonderful thing. It can block impact, it can be used as a backup energy source, and it can also enhance the sensation of touch … Only an idiot would go on a diet! "
Yi Xi patted An Lin's shoulder with a gratified expression. "Haha, Mr. An Lin, you're really quick on the uptake."
An Lin thought to himself, I can't not get it right! That many spirit stones is going to cost me my life!
"Senior Yi Xi, since fat is a valuable source of energy, and you said that half a kilogram of your fat is equivalent to an attack from a True God, then do you have any way to quickly use the energy from this fat?" An Lin suddenly asked.
His idea was very simple. Since he couldn't use medicine to expel fat, then he would use it!
"Sigh, I have indeed mastered this method, but my pill dao might not be suitable for Yue Tu …" Yi Xi was a little conflicted.
"So be it … My pill dao was also inspired by you. If you really want to learn this method to quickly use fat as energy, I'll teach you the cultivation method, and you can tell Yue Tu about it. Of course, how much she can learn will depend on her luck. "
Yi Xi heaved a forlorn sigh and began to teach the cultivation method to An Lin.
An Lin's eyes lit up the more he listened to the cultivation method. This method of energy conversion was completely unheard of. Not only was the conversion process highly efficient and harmless, but it also gave him a vague sense of harmony with the Great Dao.
He looked at Yi Xi, who was now as fat as a ball, and took a deep breath. Perhaps Yi Xi really could carve a new path for himself on the path of pill-eating!
After listening to the cultivation method, An Lin bowed solemnly to express his gratitude to Yi Xi.
"You don't need to thank me. If it weren't for your pill-eating performance, I wouldn't have been able to learn this method." Yi Xi wore a nonchalant expression. There was still a long way to go, and this cultivation method was only the beginning.
An Lin bade farewell to Yi Xi and happily returned with the cultivation method.
The door to a new world had been opened to him. This was a world that belonged to countless gluttons.
You don't have to worry about getting fat, it will become your greatest power!
Now … it's up to Yue Tu!
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