Was there no justice in this world? Was there no law in this world?!
An Lin really wanted to call the police. Someone was defecating in his sea of vital energy!
But then, he came to the tragic realization that no one would believe him.
Even if someone did believe him, no one would be able to help him …
"Ah … I'm so tired, I really want to change this f * cked up life …"
An Lin's fighting spirit had been greatly diminished, and he lay on his bed with a lifeless expression.
At the same time, news of An Lin's breakthrough to the Soul Formation Stage spread throughout the entire school, creating a massive stir! Especially when the students heard that the tribulation lightning in the sky was a Golden Void Lightning Kirin and that An Lin was able to control the Golden Void Lightning Kirin, all of them fell silent.
After that, they heard that An Lin had successfully transcended his tribulation and that he had given birth to a Kirin son. All of the students were completely dumbstruck as if they were listening to a heavenly book.
"Who would have thought that Senior An Lin would actually break through to the Soul Formation Stage."
"He's the first Soul Formation Stage cultivator in our school, right? His rate of progression is insane!"
"Isn't that the main point? Shouldn't the main point be that Student An Lin has refreshed our outlook on cultivation …"
"Transcending the Golden Void Lightning Tribulation, playing with the Golden Void Lightning Tribulation like a pet, and even giving birth to a mighty life form in the end … This has indeed reshaped my outlook on cultivation!"
"I can't even describe my feelings with words. I just want to kneel down to Big Brother An right now!"
"Ahhh ~ ~ I'm so excited! We're living in the same school as a living legend!"
…
Thus, "An Lin's tribulation transcendence" became the hottest topic in the school during this period of time.
After resting for two days, An Lin returned to school as usual. An Lin discovered that his fame had already reached a terrifying level as he walked through the school grounds. From time to time, he would bump into diehard fans who would scream at him to scare him away.
Of course, these screams weren't intentional. They were simply too excited …
Dao discussion posters, friendship posters, confession letters … all of them flew toward him like snowflakes. An Lin naturally didn't want to waste too much time reading all of these things. After all, there were simply too many for him to read! Hmm, at most, he would just read the confession letter …
The mission of raising An Kirin's weight to one kilogram had been temporarily shelved by An Lin.
He didn't even know how to communicate with An Kirin, so how was he supposed to fatten him up?
An Lin thought back to when he was carrying An Kirin in his arms. He estimated that An Kirin weighed around half a kilogram, which meant that he had to double An Kirin's weight. This was a terrifying and difficult task.
On an evening when the multicolored light enveloped the entire continent, an unexpected guest came to An Lin's small pavilion.
"Dong dong dong …"
"Dong dong dong …"
There was a rhythmic knock on the door.
An Lin opened the door and was greeted by the sight of a pair of white, furry ears perked up.
Looking down, there was a pair of round eyes and white rabbit teeth.
"Good evening, Fool An."
A pleasant voice rang out, and this rabbit that was half the height of a human swaggered into the room, completely not treating itself as a rabbit.
An Lin's lips twitched. If it weren't for the fact that she was still holding a bag of things in her hands, he would've kicked her out a long time ago.
"Master Yue Tu, I didn't think that you would take the time to visit me. I'm extremely flattered!" An Lin offered a fawning smile as he poured some tea for Yue Tu.
"The Palace Leader heard that you've already broken through to Soul Formation Stage, so she sent me here to deliver some congratulatory gifts," Yue Tu said in a mature manner.
"Sigh … Of course not! How could I ask Celestial Maiden Chang 'e to spend money on me? There's no need to give me anything. I'm already very happy that you came to visit me! "An Lin waved his hands in denial.
Yue Tu smiled lightly as her large ears swayed in the air with elation. "You're a smart one. Then this Chang 'e mooncake is mine. I haven't had enough at the Moon Palace yet. The Palace Leader is so stingy … But she's treating you so generously, hmph! "
An Lin was furious to hear this. This was Chang 'e's mooncake!
Was this rabbit going to take him seriously just because he was being modest?
With this in mind, he immediately snatched the bag from Yue Tu's hands at lightning speed before stowing it away into his storage ring. The entire process was as smooth as flowing water, and it was quite a sight to behold!
"Seeing as Master Yue Tu is here, I naturally can't let you come here for nothing. Hence, I think it's best to cooperate with you so that you can complete the mission that Chang 'e has assigned to you. "An Lin wore a righteous expression as he stared at Yue Tu.
Yue Tu blinked. "I understand that, but why are you taking the dried carrots that I ate on the way here?"
White light flashed from her fingertips, and an intricately wrapped yellow plate appeared on the table. "This is the mooncake that Chang 'e wanted to give you."
An Lin: "…"
This was an extremely awkward situation.
In the end, An Lin brought out Yue Tu's dried carrots with a blush on his face, and Yue Tu grumbled a few times about how Idiot An really lived up to his reputation.
"There are a total of six mooncakes in this box, and they're all extremely high in energy. You can only eat one per week at most, so don't be greedy," Yue Tu cautioned.
An Lin nodded as he eagerly opened the box.
There were six golden mooncakes in the box, all of which were as flawless as the full moon in the night sky, and they were exuding an extremely alluring white light. The faint fragrance of osmanthus flowers wafted through the entire room, making one's body tremble.
Xiao Hong stopped photosynthesis due to this fragrance, and Dabai was jolted awake from his deep slumber. At the same time, Xiao Chou rushed into the room with golden light flashing from his eyes.
An Lin swallowed as he repressed his urge to immediately eat the mooncake. Instead, he turned his gaze toward the white letter inside the mooncake box.
He opened the letter curiously to find that the handwriting was as beautiful as flowing water and as pleasing to the eye.
The content of the letter read: "Congratulations to Fellow Daoist An Lin for progressing to the Soul Formation Stage. I promised to give you a mooncake, and I've never forgotten about it. Now that you've received a double blessing, I'm giving you a mooncake to express my congratulations. Also, I'll be leaving Xiao Yue in your care. Make sure she drops to 25 kilograms within a month. "
— — Chang 'e.
After reading the letter, An Lin turned to Yue Tu with a peculiar expression. "What does this mean?"
Yue Tu rolled her eyes. "Double blessing means that you've successfully progressed to the Soul Formation Stage and given birth to a child!"
"That's not what I'm asking." An Lin immediately shook his head upon hearing this, but he then seemed to have realized something as his chest tightened again. "No! Why are you asking about this? This double blessing is toxic! "
Yue Tu shook her head in a resigned manner. "Sigh, Idiot An … I won't beat around the bush anymore. The Palace Mistress thinks I'm too fat to carry, so she doesn't want me anymore. She's given me a time limit of 25 kilograms within a month, and you're the supervisor. Do you understand what I'm saying now? "
An Lin's lips twitched upon hearing this. Help Yue Tu lose weight?
He suddenly recalled that he had mentioned to Chang 'e that he was going to help Yue Tu lose weight back in the Moon Grove, but who would have thought that she would actually take it seriously …
Actually, the mooncakes that Chang 'e had given him were definitely worth a lot, so it was only natural that he would help Chang' e out. However, he had absolutely no experience in this sort of thing!
An Lin was still thinking about how to fatten up his golden baby, and now, an immortal rabbit was asking him to lose weight?
His mind would most likely be filled with thoughts about weight in the coming days.
He couldn't help but sigh with emotion. What was going on with this world? Was he really a f * cking cultivator?!
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