Jiang He walked up and studied his' maid 'curiously.
The maid, who had yet to 'harvest' herself, was standing on top of two giant green leaves like a statue, her eyes tightly shut and her aura weak.
Her eyelashes were long, and her figure was superb.
Her face especially resembled Sora Aoi's teacher in Jiang He's impression. Fair and tender, with a little baby fat and a childlike appearance.
"The face of an angel, the body of a devil!"
That word popped up in Jiang He's mind then.
The only thing that left Jiang He a little uncomfortable was that the maid's clothes were identical to the ones she wore when she was made of paper, which was a little too erotic …
"She must be busy in the kitchen wearing that … the food she cooks would definitely be delicious."
Then, he thought.
Jiang He walked up, hugged the maid and plucked her off the leaves.
[Ding!]
[+ 1000 Farm Points.]
A System Notification jingled in Jiang He's head, and the maid who had just 'plucked' opened her big eyes to look around curiously. Eventually, her gaze landed on Jiang He, and she curtsied prettily before saying —
"Gluttony, Master!"
Jiang He was speechless.
His face was full of question marks. He could roughly guess the meaning of this sentence. It should be "Master", but why was the maid that he had planted speaking the language of Japan?
Then …
It was another bunch of gibberish that Jiang He could not understand a single word.
Dumbo promptly darted out when it saw that Jiang He was utterly confused.
It opened its mouth and smiled charmingly. "Master, I can speak Japanese. Should I exchange a few words with her?"
"Really?"
Jiang He was rather surprised.
Dumbo …
It could speak Japanese too?
Really, one should never judge a dog by its cover … but wasn't it a Sichuan wolfdog? It had grown up in Jinyintan Village, and had probably never left the village since it could not even speak Mandarin properly. How could it speak Japanese?
"Could it be …"
"Mysterious Soil has such an effect?"
Jiang He could only attribute it to Mysterious Soil and nodded at Dumbo, even having the urge to cut himself down and plant it.
Dumbo stood on its hind legs and stood beside Jiang He, clearing its throat before saying, "You, little Japanese flower girl!"
？？？
His eyes widened as he stared at Dumbo in disbelief, only to find that Dumbo was speaking in a Xibei dialect with a hint of a Sichuan accent, even using the 'Japanese accent' of a war movie many years ago. "You're crying, scared, don't want it, tears can't fall!"
"You, father, father, mother, father, what work?"
"Tell me everything. Do you … understand?"
The maid appeared baffled and stared at Dumbo in confusion.
Dumbo scratched its head with its paw and asked in surprise, "Master, is she a Japanese girl? Why can't I understand Japanese … "
What the …
F * ck!
Veins bulging on Jiang He's forehead, and he sent Dumbo flying with a kick, barking, "Dog, don't embarrass me. Get lost."
Dumbo whimpered and rolled on the ground, rubbing its rear end in distress.
What the hell?
I …
Did I say anything wrong?
Isn't that how the Japanese say it? She can't understand what I'm saying, so she's definitely not a Japanese.
After that, Jiang He couldn't help laughing.
What a f * cking Japanese!
It was an eye-opener. Turning to the maid, he mused to himself for a moment before asking, "Can you understand me?"
The maid nodded and said delicately, "Master …"
"You can speak Mandarin? Alright, I'll call you Sora from now on. "
As he spoke, he glanced at his phone.
It was past seven o 'clock. It was time for dinner.
Jiang He promptly took out a thirty-centimeter thick eggplant and a golden cucumber that was no less thick than the eggplant from his System Backpack with a wave of his hand. Then, he took out two catties of Leopard Python meat and handed them to Sora.
"The rice is in the warehouse. Go cook … hold on."
Jiang He thought of something, and took out an eighteen-centimeter carrot.
His meaning was clear.
Stir-Fry an eggplant with meat.
And a cold dish with cucumber and carrot strips. Jiang He had wanted to add a pepper since eggplant with meat would have no soul without the pepper, but he held back after a look at the maid.
He was afraid that the side effects of the pepper would be too strong and he would not be able to control himself.
Sora nodded knowingly and curtsied at Jiang He before turning to leave the yard.
Lighting himself a cigarette, Jiang He took a deep puff and puffed out a cloud of smoke, unable to help praising, "What an obedient maid … well, at least I don't have to cook or wash my own dishes from now on."
Jiang He turned towards the nine bullet trees.
"Hmmm …"
"Why does the term 'bullet tree' sound a little weird …"
Muttering inwardly, Jiang He walked up and studied the nine trees carefully.
Each tree had ten bullet chains hanging from it, and each chain held ten thousand bullets. Jiang He was disappointed that the bullets were no different from before.
"What a shame."
"And here I thought that the bullets I planted would be much more powerful and have some other functions, such as automatic aiming, automatic headshot, improved armor-piercing rate, and so on …"
Jiang He shook his head, knowing that it was unrealistic.
If he really planted those bullets, he would only need a Strengthened Gatling Gun, and as long as elites above rank-nine did not show up, he would be able to sweep through the world.
Reaching out, he plucked one of the bullet chains.
[Ding!]
[+ 100 Farm Points.]
The Farm Points were less than he imagined, but it was still not bad since there were a lot of them. The nine trees had a total of ninety bullet chains, which was enough to earn him nine thousand Farm Points and 900 EXP.
After plucking them, he glanced at his System.
[Name: Jiang He]
[Cultivation: Rank-Six Pinnacle]
[Ability: Royal Sword]
[Martial Arts Cultivation Method]: Indestructible Diamond Divine Art (Initial Success +), Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms (+), Blind Princess's Eight Practices (Second Practice +), Strengthened Nine Yang Divine Art (Second Tier +), Ninefold Thunder Blade (First Tier +), Dragon Elephant Prajna Art (First Tier +)
[Owned Land: 888m ²]
[Farm Level: 3 (EXP)]
[System Backpack: 12 boxes]
[System Shop: Unlocked]
[Farm Points: 15900]
"Huh … My farm is already at 4390 EXP without me knowing?"
Jiang He's eyes twinkled.
It was already 4390. How far would it be before he reached 5000?
Most importantly, he had accumulated 15900 Farm Points, and that was because Jiang He had redeemed two packs of Mysterious Soil, as well as one composite fertilizer and nine nitrogen fertilizer pellets from the Plant Maid and the bullet chains.
Otherwise, he would have broken the thirty thousand mark.
Still, fertilizer and Mysterious Soil were necessities, and who would not apply some fertilizer to their fields?
"15900 points … Mastery of Indestructible Diamond requires ten thousand points, so I'll learn it now!"
With a single thought.
[Ding!]
[-10,000 Farm Points.]
[Congratulations, Host. You have successfully raised the Invincible Vajra Divine Technique to the Mastery level.]
A System Notification jingled in his head, and Jiang He promptly charged Indestructible Diamond. His entire body was instantly dyed in a faint golden radiance, and a layer of Nature Qi appeared around him as well.
As long as Nature Qi was not broken, any physical attack would never hurt him.
"Not bad, not bad …"
"Mastery of Indestructible Diamond has increased my safety factor a little. Even without the Dark Golden Combat Suit, an average rank-eight martial artist would have a hard time hurting me."
Jiang He nodded in satisfaction.
Just as he stepped out of his yard, he found Mu Wanqiu's car parked outside his gates.
Mu Wanqiu, who was wearing a tight-fitting leather jacket and had a voluptuous figure, alighted.
(PS: The fourth update has arrived. I had written up to chapter 7, but the plot deviated a little from the main plot, so I deleted it. But don't worry, everyone. I'll make it today even if I have to work my ass off.)
[You guys train martial arts, I'll farm]
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