"Hehe, I want to video call this little girl. Senior, can you sit in my seat and video call this girl?" Doudou rubbed his furry little paws and begged.
"This … Our voices are different. Aren't you afraid of being exposed?"
"It's okay. I told the little girl that there's a problem with the computer's voice. We can only video call and not talk. I'll control the game character. Senior, you just need to sit there and smile a few times. You don't need to make a sound!"
Doudou the Pekingese rolled on the ground excitedly. "Haha, senior, you're so handsome. You can charm a lot of little girls with just a smile. You can definitely make this girl faint!"
"Hearing you say that, it's quite interesting."
Cheng Hao laughed, then sat in Doudou's seat and signaled him to start the video call.
Doudou the Pekingese excitedly pulled the keyboard to the side and quickly typed.
"Wife, I'm starting the video call! I'll let you see your husband's handsome appearance! "
Looking at Doudou constantly praising himself, Cheng Hao couldn't help but rub his forehead. Speaking of which, should he give him a Form Transformation Pill? Otherwise, this little guy would have to find someone to take the blame for him to pick up a girl.
"Eh eh? Hubby, is your video finally done? "The seventeen or eighteen-year-old girl in the video screen asked excitedly.
"There's a video, but the voice hasn't been adjusted yet. Just make do with it." Doudou quickly typed a reply, then he said to Cheng Hao, "Senior, smile at the camera. The kind of smile that's as gentle as water."
Cheng Hao revealed a natural smile, then casually waved his hand at the camera.
"Wow! So handsome! So handsome! Hubby ~ I like you the most! "The little girl pouted and made a kissing expression.
Cheng Hao rubbed his forehead a little awkwardly. Speaking of which, wasn't it a little too immoral for him to help the dog cheat the little girl's feelings?
"Come, come, come, the dungeon is cleared. Let's go kill people today! Yesterday, your husband spent all night to collect all five sets of God of War. Today, I'll make the guy who guarded your corpse pay a hundred times the blood debt! " Doudou's face was full of excitement, and he said to Cheng Hao, "Senior, give me a confident and handsome expression, and cooperate with me!"
Cheng Hao's smile was restrained, his eyes were bright and full of expression, and a dignified aura arose spontaneously.
"Wow! Hubby, you're too handsome! I love you to death. "The little girl giggled.
In the game, Lil Pea and the little girl went to kill people in a hurry. As for Cheng Hao, he made all kinds of appropriate expressions according to the situation in the game. Speaking of which, he hadn't experienced this kind of acting in a long time. It felt pretty good to experience it again.
Ten minutes later, Lil Pea turned off the video. Then, she excitedly somersaulted on the ground. "Senior, thank you so much. I didn't expect you to be so approachable and helpful. I, Lil Pea, love you so much!"
Cheng Hao waved his hand and glanced at the game that was still being downloaded on his computer. He raised his hand and grabbed Lil Pea's head before placing it on the chair.
"I say, Lil Pea, hurry up and transform. You can't ask for help every time you video call, right?"
"Senior, I need to go through the Fifth Stage Heavenly Tribulation and condense the Monster Core. Although I'm already in the late stage of the Fourth Stage, there's still some time before I can go through the Heavenly Tribulation!" Lil Pea shook his head, looking a little depressed.
"Here, take it!"
Cheng Hao casually threw a pill, and it landed on Lil Pea's paw.
"Senior, what kind of pill is this?" Lil Pea's furry paw touched the pill, and then asked expectantly.
"Transformation Pill. It's a pill that can let you transform in advance."
"Wow, there's such a good thing!" Lil Pea's eyes lit up, and she grabbed the pill and was about to stuff it into her mouth.
"Oh right, Senior, this pill doesn't have any side effects, right?"
"There aren't any big side effects. It's just that you'll transform in advance, and your human form will be a little ugly!"
"Cough cough!" Lil Pea hurriedly put the pill in her mouth, and her face was full of fear.
"Senior, I don't dare to eat this thing. If I turn into an ugly dog, how am I going to find a wife in the future?"
"If that's the case, you can keep the pill first. When you go through the Heavenly Tribulation, you'll be able to transform into a more perfect human form."
Lil Pea was stunned. She let go of the pill that she had almost crushed and carefully put it into the small bag at her waist. "Senior, how perfect can I be? Can I be as handsome as you?"
"Well, that depends on your own potential. If you're considered a handsome dog among dogs, then your human form shouldn't be too bad. Coupled with the effects of the Shapeshifting Pill, a handsome guy won't be able to escape!"
"Haha, thank you, Senior. I never thought that I, Lil Pea, would become a handsome guy one day!" Lil Pea excitedly flipped a few rounds on the ground, and for a moment, she was so happy that she even forgot to play the game.
Cheng Hao smiled. The game he downloaded still needed a lot of time to update. Therefore, he immediately picked up the phone on the table and lay on the bed, lazily playing with this thing that was both familiar and strange to him.
Speaking of which, he hadn't played with his phone for many years after he started cultivating.
After turning on the phone, Cheng Hao opened the most eye-catching instant messaging app on the screen. It seemed that Song Shuhang had already registered an account for him. As soon as he opened the app, the account automatically logged in.
After logging into the chatting software, he discovered that the account that little friend Shuhang had helped him register was called 'Daoist Vast Heaven'. Without making any changes, he directly entered the 'Nine Provinces Number One' chat group.
"Greetings, fellow Daoists!" Cheng Hao casually sent a greeting.
As soon as he sent the message, the Nine Provinces Number One chat group became lively.
True Monarch Yellow Mountain: "Senior Haotian, are you online?"
"It's me!" Cheng Hao laughed and casually replied.
He didn't ask how True Monarch Yellow Mountain knew him. From the looks of it, Haotian Mirror must have used a part of its power of fortune to help him arrange the identity of 'Daoist Priest Haotian' for him.
Daluo Sect's True Monarch Rain Moon: "Congratulations to Senior Haotian for coming out of secluded meditation. How are you adapting to the outside world?"
"It's alright!" Cheng Hao didn't feel like typing anymore. With a thought, the content he wanted to reply to appeared in the chat group.
Scholar Drunken Moon: "Congratulations to Senior Haotian for coming out of secluded meditation! Junior's name is Drunken Moon, I hope Senior can recognize me. "
"Drunken Moon, did you practice some kind of special cultivation technique? I can actually sense a trace of distorted karma power from your name. It seems to want to erase your sense of existence! "Cheng Hao asked with a smiley face.
Senior, you can remember my name? That's really great! "
It seemed that this was the first time that someone had called Scholar Drunken Moon by his daoist name. He immediately went wild with joy and sent all kinds of emojis in the chat group. It seemed as though the whole world was celebrating, and he was spamming until death.
Thrice Reckless Mad Saber: "Scholar Drunken Sun, stop spamming. We still want to chat with Senior Haotian."
True Monarch Yellow Mountain: "Drunken Star, if you keep spamming, I'll mute you!"
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