After sighing with emotion at the changes in the world, Cheng Hao and White True Monarch followed Song Shuhang, and went to a room on the third floor.
Cheng Hao was very familiar with modern society, and didn't have much of a reaction. On the other hand, True Monarch White, who had just come out of seclusion after a hundred years, was curiously sizing up everything in the room. Color TV, air conditioner, fridge, microwave, these were electrical products that didn't exist a hundred and fifty years ago.
Song Shuhang turned on the computer, then logged into the Nine Provinces (1) Group, and opened the group space.
After that, he pulled out a few documents, and downloaded them.
1. Modern electrical appliances and diagrams — air conditioner, TV, computer, mobile phone, fridge, rice cooker … etc.
2. Things cultivators need to pay attention to in modern society: Science and technology are developing very quickly, ten ways to quickly integrate into society.
3. The basic rules of traffic safety, remember not to crash into cars on the road. Attachment: Various car shapes.
In order to take care of the two seniors who had just come out of seclusion, Song Shuhang used software to convert the words in the documents into traditional characters, so that they wouldn't be able to understand the simplified characters.
"Seniors, come take a look at these documents first. After you understand a little about these things, I'll apply for an account for you on the chat software, and let True Monarch Mt.Huang add you into the 'Nine Provinces (1) Group'. As for things like ID cards, mobile phones, computers, the seniors in the group will send them over after a while! "Song Shuhang said.
"Fellow Daoist Haotian, why don't you take a look first?" True Monarch White said politely.
"No need, you take a look. I've already used my divine sense to investigate this world when I came out of seclusion, and already have a rough understanding!"
Cheng Hao waved his hand, then turned to look at Song Shuhang. "As for things like ID cards and mobile phones, there's no need to trouble others. I have them here!"
"Senior has them?" Song Shuhang stared blankly. "Could it be that when senior was sleeping just now, your mind was wandering, and you bought all these things?"
"That's not the case!" Cheng Hao smiled. "These things are just some simple material transformation items, and are very easy to create."
As he spoke, Cheng Hao waved his sleeves, and a few items appeared in mid-air in the room.
Two identity cards, two mobile phones, two computers. It just so happened that he and True Monarch White had one each.
Song Shuhang was dumbfounded as he looked at the scene before him. He knew that the seniors of the world of cultivators were very powerful, but he never thought that they would be able to create things out of thin air!
"Eh? Fellow Daoist Haotian, you've already figured out their principles so quickly? And don't you need materials to create these things? " True Monarch White, who was sitting in front of a computer and studying documents, also had a face full of shock. Cheng Hao's method of creating things out of thin air had really shocked him quite a bit.
"It's not some divine weapon or treasure. There's no need to look for materials. When one's understanding of Dao reaches a certain level, it's not difficult to create something out of nothing!"
Cheng Hao smiled, then yawned and waved his hand at the two of them again. "Well, I'm going to sleep for a while. You guys go ahead!"
As soon as he finished speaking, without waiting for their reactions, Cheng Hao tilted his body and lay down on the big bed in the room. In an instant, he fell into a deep sleep.
“.....”
Song Shuhang and True Monarch White looked at each other, speechless. As expected, seniors and experts were all weirdos!
.....
This sleep, Cheng Hao slept for a full day and night. When he woke up refreshed the next day, he discovered that there was no trace of Song Shuhang and True Monarch White in the room.
"Yo, Senior Haotian is awake?"
The one who spoke was a black pekingese. It was the big dog demon that brought him over yesterday. At this time, this dog demon had already shrunk its body and was sitting in front of a computer, playing computer games with a face full of contentment.
"Woof woof, get high, get high!"
This scene was too beautiful. Cheng Hao couldn't bear to look at it. Speaking of which, having a teammate who was a primary school student was already bad enough, but he didn't think that there would be an even worse one. Can you imagine how it would feel when your teammate was a 'woof'?
It would probably be the feeling of 'this is really a dog'?
"Mm, where's Shuhang and the rest?" Looking at the pekingese demon dog, Cheng Hao casually asked.
"Oh, Senior White dismantled most of the electrical appliances in the house yesterday. Today, Shuhang brought Senior White out to buy things. I reckon they won't be back until very late!" The big black dog casually replied.
"Oh! Right, I still don't know how to address you? "Cheng Hao nodded and sat beside the big black dog, silently watching it play games.
"I'm called Dou Dou. Senior Haotian can just call me Dou Dou!"
This time, Cheng Hao really had a feeling of 'f * cking a dog'. His own sister's nickname was also Dou Dou. Should he change his sister's nickname when he went back?
"Senior, I have beef-flavored dog food here. Do you want a bite?" Seeing that his senior was seriously watching him play games, Dou Dou casually grabbed a box of dog food and asked very politely.
"No, I don't like dog food! You can keep it and slowly eat it yourself! "Cheng Hao shook his head and continued watching Dou Dou play games.
At this time, Dou Dou was chewing on the beef-flavored dog food and playing a game that Cheng Hao had never seen before. The game had been reduced to a small window, and there was also a chat window on the computer. Inside, there was a beautiful girl about seventeen or eighteen years old video chatting with Dou Dou!
"Hubby, you're really too awesome! For this instance dungeon BOSS, our guild had to form a seven-man elite team to pass. Moreover, we could only choose the 'normal' difficulty! Now, the two of us actually easily passed the 'elite' difficulty! "The beautiful girl excitedly said. Her voice was soft and very pleasing to the ear.
The pekingese Dou Dou chewed on the dog food and had a lonely expression on his face. Then, he typed in the chat window: "It's nothing. This difficulty can't stump your hubby. Your hubby is a great expert!"
"Definitely a super expert! I like old ~ hubby ~ the most. Muah! "The beautiful girl sweetly said, and even made a pouting and kissing emoji.
"Oh right, hubby, when will the camera at your place be ready! I really want to see your face and hear your voice! "
Cheng Hao looked at the scene in front of him with great interest. If this scene was recorded and posted on the Internet, it would probably torture countless single dogs to death.
Losing to their own kind was one thing, but now even dogs were fighting with them for a girl. This world was too f * cking destructive!
"That, Senior Haotian, can you do me a favor?"
Dou Dou scratched his head and turned to look at Cheng Hao with some embarrassment and asked.
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