Becoming an Idiot
"It's just a couple of thieves, what's wrong …" Fenpian paused, not understanding why Tiandi was acting like this.
"A couple of thieves? A man and a woman? "Zou Ruoming was surprised as well.
"A man and two women!" Fenpian said.
"A man and two women?" Zou Ruoming paused and looked at Tiandi, both sighing in relief. "A man and two women, that should be fine. If it's Lin Yi, he should be with Tang Yun, not a man and two women!"
"That scared the hell out of me!" Tiandi patted his chest. "I've been scared to the point of going crazy."
"That's right, I've been so paranoid all day!" Zou Ruoming was suddenly interested in the pretty girls Fenpian was talking about, but he didn't dare say it out loud in front of his father. He could only look at Tiandi with a twinkle in his eyes.
"Come, let's go together!" Tiandi, naturally, knew what kind of person his son was. He was as lecherous as he was, and so Tiandi decided to go together with his son.
"Heh heh, let's go check it out then!" Zou Ruoming was overjoyed, but he put on a fearful expression.
Fenpian thought to himself that he'd lost a great opportunity to get close to Lin Yi, but that wasn't a big deal. He could use this opportunity to please the boss and the young master. Pretty girls weren't hard to find, after all, and he could find a lot of them with money. Wouldn't his money be rolling in if he treated the father and son well?
Lin Yi followed the security captain to the security room because he didn't want to make a move in the market. There were too many people there, and Lin Yi wouldn't be able to use his powers. These guys had no choice but to resign themselves to fate in the security room.
"Bang!" The security captain locked the door as soon as they entered the security room, pointing at Lin Yi like a brute. "You guys, tell me, how did you steal this? Otherwise, I'll send you to the police station! It won't be as simple as it is now! "
"Ha, you're with him?" Lin Yi didn't think much of the barbarian's attitude as he looked at the captain.
"What are you talking about? He's the victim, of course we have to uphold justice for him! "The captain's face changed, but he still tried to argue.
"Ha, uphold justice? You think you're Ultraman or the leader of Wulin? "Lin Yi smiled." Just tell me, what do you want? "
Mengyao and Yushu, by now, understood that the security captain was in cahoots with the thief. But with Lin Yi there, they weren't afraid of anything. Mengyao and Yushu had been through life and death situations with Lin Yi before, after all. This bit of danger was nothing compared to bank robbers and sharks.
The two were even a little excited. they wanted to see it Lin Lin Lin!
"Don't even think about getting out after entering this door. Since you're not being honest, we'll beat you up first!" The captain waved his hand at the other guards. "Bring the girls into the room. Chairman Xie will search them later. This kid is not being honest, so beat him up first!"
"Yes!" Several security guards rubbed their fists and nodded in agreement.
"Isn't it against the law to beat people up here?" Lin Yi looked at the captain.
"In here, I'm the law!" The captain pointed at Lin Yi arrogantly. "I'm not afraid to tell you that there are no cameras here. If you go out, no one will be able to prove that you were beaten up by us. We can just say that you fell down yourself!"
"Ah … I see. That's what I was thinking." Lin Yi nodded with a smile.
"What do you mean? Are you stupid? "The captain blinked, not understanding what Lin Yi meant.
"I'm not stupid, but you're about to be." Lin Yi said as he patted the captain's head.
"What the hell are you talking about … Eh? Hehe … Haha … Huhu … "The captain's eyes went blank all of a sudden as saliva dripped down from the corner of his mouth. He started laughing hysterically as he tried to catch the thief." Catch the thief … Catch the thief … Catch the thief … Catch the thief … "
"Shield Bro, is he really stupid?" Yushu cried out excitedly at the sight of the security captain turning into an idiot. "This is fun, this is so fun! Shield Bro, turn this guy into an idiot too!"
With that, Yushu pointed at the thief.
"Ah … Don't …" The thief had seen Lin Yi's magic before, and he was scared out of his wits. He had never seen someone turn a person into an idiot with just two pats. He was a monster from the legends!
"This kid knows sorcery! Catch him! " The other guards were scared as well- who had ever seen someone turn a person into an idiot with just a few moves?
But, while there were people shouting for Lin Yi, no one dared to step forward. They were all afraid of becoming Lin Yi's next target. Not only did no one step forward, but they were also backing away.
"Plop!"
The thief dropped to his knees when he saw Lin Yi walking over. "Bro, master, ancestor, I'm sorry, I shouldn't have stolen the phone, I'll return it to you now …"
With that, the thief took out Mengyao's phone and placed it on the ground, crying with snot and tears all over his face. "I'm just a small fry up front, Guang Bro told us to cooperate and steal things, to cheat the customers … …"
Lin Yi picked up the phone and handed it back to Mengyao before the tears and snot dripped down. He then looked at the thief. "Guang Bro? What Guang Bro? What does Guang Bro do? "
"Brother Guang is Zou Ruoguang, the boss of the north district … This Flower, Bird, and Fish Market is also owned by his family …" The thief said whatever was on his mind. He was afraid of becoming an idiot, so he naturally did not dare to hide anything.
"Oh? Zou Ruoguang? "Lin Yi blinked, not expecting it to be Zou Ruoguang again! Now he was at loggerheads with his family. "Call him, tell him to come here in ten minutes, or I'll tear this place down."
"I … Alright, I'll make the call now!" The thief was a little afraid of Zou Ruoguang, but he was more afraid of Lin Yi right now. Zou Ruoguang could only beat him half to death, but Lin Yi could make him wish he was dead.
But, just as Lin Yi was talking to the thief, a security guard standing not too far away suddenly went berserk. He held a sharp knife in his hand as he approached Mengyao. He wanted to use Mengyao as a hostage to force Lin Yi to leave. He didn't feel safe with Lin Yi standing there. Since Lin Yi had already turned one person into an idiot, a few more wouldn't make a difference.
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