Chapter 425 - Shark Hunting
"Opportunity? What's so good about planting trees? "Pinliang didn't quite understand what Xiaofu was getting at.
"Liang Bro, think about it. You can make a tree and decorate it with Mengyao's name. Mengyao'll definitely like it when she sees it. All girls like these!" Gao Xiaofu said, "Look at 'The Return of the Condor Heroes'. On Guo Xiang's birthday, Yang Guo gave her a firework. As a result, she was so happy that she even pledged her life to him!"
"Gave herself to him? Why did I think Guo Xiang became a nun? "Pinliang blinked.
"Ugh, then she became a nun. I don't remember, maybe I was looking at Doujinshi …" Xiaofu said, a little embarrassed. "I think that being a nun is for love … Anyway, it'll definitely work!"
"You're saying that I should light a firework too?" Pinliang asked.
"Yeah, Liang Bro, haven't you heard of the Flare Silverflower Nightless Club? We'll give Mengyao a Flare Silverflower Nightless Club! "Xiaofu said.
"Alright, it's settled then! I'll go buy a sapling! " Pinliang thought that it was a good idea- it was much easier than writing a letter of blood. At least he wouldn't have to hurt himself with the Flare Silverflower Nightless Club.
"This sapling needs to be special, too. It can't be the same as the others. If it's the same, then we won't be able to show how special we are." Xiaofu said.
"Alright, I'll do some research and get an imported sapling!" Pinliang was very excited- Xiaofu had finally come up with a good idea.
"Liang Bro, should we tell Xiaoxiao lil sis about this? She's the big sis of our class now, after all … We should at least tell her about this big thing we're doing, right?" Xiaofu reminded.
"That's right- we should tell her about this in case Xiaoxiao lil sis has some plans against Lin Yi. It'd be bad if there were any conflicts.
After school, Pinliang invited Xiaoxiao to a corner of the school field, preparing to tell her about what Xiaofu had told him.
Xiaoxiao patiently listened to Xiaofu's explanation. She wasn't interested in whether or not Pinliang was going after Mengyao. Her target was Lin Yi.
"That's it? What does that have to do with me? "Xiaoxiao frowned." I thought you guys thought of a way to humiliate Lin Yi! "
"Humiliating Lin Yi … Little Sister Xiaoxiao, didn't you want to teach him a lesson? Why are you humiliating him again? " Pinliang paused. He'd thought that Xiaoxiao and Lin Yi had some sort of deep grudge, but it didn't seem like it.
"Why do you care what I want to do?" Xiaoxiao hmphed. "I've embarrassed myself to death today, so I'm going to embarrass him!"
"Er … If that's the case, I have an idea …" Gao Xiaofu's eyes lit up.
"What plan?" Xiaoxiao looked at this useless advisor, not sure what he could say.
"Aren't we going to create a 'Fireworks Silver Flower Never Sleeps'? There'll be fireworks and firecrackers, and we'll give you a string of firecrackers, and you secretly hang them on Lin Yi's butt. Light it up, and Lin Yi's butt … Heh heh, he'll be as humiliated as you can imagine! "Xiaofu wasn't good at other things, but he could come up with some dirty tricks.
"Oh?" Xiaoxiao started thinking about the feasibility of this plan. If done correctly, it was a good idea. Secretly hang the firecrackers on Lin Yi's back without him noticing, and when Pinliang lit up the fireworks, they'd secretly light the firecrackers on Lin Yi's back, pretending that it was an accident. Even if Lin Yi wanted revenge, he wouldn't be able to find any evidence, would he?
"Little Sister Xiaoxiao, I think Xiaofu's idea isn't bad!" Pinliang, naturally, hated Lin Yi to the bone, and so he encouraged Xiaoxiao to do it the moment he heard that it could humiliate Lin Yi.
"Well … I'll think about it …" Xiaoxiao wasn't as confident as Pinliang was. She needed to study the possibilities of this plan.
"Yao Yao, are we going to plant trees tomorrow?" Yushu was looking forward to this event. In fact, she was looking forward to anything new and interesting.
"Of course we're going- a few years later, when we've all graduated, gotten married, and had kids, we'll bring them to visit our alma mater. We'll tell them that this is where their mom went to- it should be very educational!" Mengyao nodded seriously.
"Oh, then will our kids have the same dad?" Yushu asked.
"Shu!" Mengyao glared at Yushu. She really wanted to crack open her best friend's skull and see what was inside. How could Yushu turn something as serious as this into a farce just like that?
"Hm?" Yushu blinked.
"Open your mouth," Mengyao ordered.
"No, never!" Yushu shook her head.
"Why?" Mengyao paused. Yushu had always been an obedient girl.
"You pulled my tongue out, it hurts." Yushu said.
"You know it hurts and you're still talking nonsense?" Mengyao hmphed.
"Then I won't talk about it next time," Yushu promised.
"You always say next time, next time, next time, how many times will there be next time?" Mengyao didn't believe Yushu at all.
"Yao Yao, the original meaning of this sentence is' tomorrow after tomorrow, how many times will there be tomorrow? '" Yushu said.
"Oh, then tomorrow it is. It's more or less the same, who cares about tomorrow … Shu, you're changing the topic again!" Mengyao was speechless. Yushu had almost gotten away with it again.
"Hehe …" Yushu stuck her tongue out. "Let's not talk about it for so long. We haven't gotten the saplings yet. Let's go buy some?"
"Alright …" Mengyao forgave Yushu for now. She had to learn to be tolerant with a best friend like this. Take a step back! Otherwise, she'd die of anger ten times a day. "Go get Lin Yi and tell him to drive with us. We can't fit the saplings in the car."
"Okay! Shield Bro! Shield Bro! "Yushu called Lin Yi at the top of her lungs.
Lin Yi had gone back to her room after seeing Yushu and Mengyao bickering. She was already used to the two's behavior, so she wasn't surprised at all. Lin Yi heard Yushu's call and walked out of the room. "What is it?"
"Shield Bro, I want to eat shark meat again!" Yushu said.
Mengyao almost fell off the sofa. Didn't she ask him to go buy saplings? Why was the shark meat involved again?
"Oh, they don't sell it on the market. Why don't you go catch one yourself?" Lin Yi was speechless. Shark meat wasn't that tasty. Why did this Miss Chen like it?
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