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Chapter 1163

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Leave nothing behind.

"Jianwen Bro's so kind, he's probably a vegetarian, right? He still has some lamb skewers and stuff, we can share them with him, can't we? We can't let him be so heartless! "Xiaoxiao reminded.

"Wha?!" Jianwen's eyes went wide, almost fainting from the rage!

How was he supposed to live like this? Not only did he take the seafood, but he was also trying to kill them all? Even the lamb skewers?

"Oh right, I forgot! Then let's go get them, Jianwen Bro!" Yushu slapped her forehead as realization dawned on her.

"Of course …" Jianwen gave Yushu a smile that was uglier than a crying face …

And so, a strange scene unfolded on the beach.

Lin Yi, Mengyao, Yushu, Tang Yun, and Xiaoxiao were all enjoying the barbeque together, while Jianwen, Taizao, and Ganglou stood at a distance, looking at them enviously. They wanted to cry, but no tears came out.

"Taizao, what else do we have to eat?" Jianwen asked bitterly.

"I've given out everything here, I wonder what else Ganglou has?" Taizao turned to Ganglou.

"I bought some canned beer from the supermarket, but we don't have any seafood left. We can't just eat beer, can we?" Ganglou shrugged with a bitter smile.

"Is there nothing else other than beer?" Taizao asked.

"There's still a few cups of instant noodles …" Ganglou said.

"Instant noodles are fine too, we'll just make do with it! There's an electric kettle in the car, right? Let's boil some water! "Jianwen thought that it was better than nothing- it didn't feel good to be hungry!

"But … There's no water, An Bro?" Ganglou said weakly. "Instant noodles need water, and there's only beer here. We can't just use beer for instant noodles, can we?"

"Isn't there seawater? You idiot, why don't you just get some seawater and boil it? We can use it as seafood noodles! " Jianwen pointed at the sea, furious. This Ganglou really was an idiot! There was so much water in front of them, and he said there was no water? What kind of look was that?

"But the seawater is salty …" Taizao asked, confused.

"Wouldn't it be less salty if you added less seasoning?" Jianwen glared.

Thus, the three of them ate seafood noodles and drank beer. It was quite a unique experience.

"An Bro, this noodles is pretty good! So fresh!" Taizao didn't have enough after one bowl and made another.

"Of course, don't you know who I am?" Jianwen said proudly.

Lin Yi and the others, on the other hand, were eating happily, especially Yushu and Xiaoxiao. Their mouths were covered in grease, and they looked like hungry ghosts coming back to life.

"Lin Yi honey, try Xiaoxiao's abalone, it's super delicious!" Xiaoxiao picked up an extremely large abalone, dipped it in seasoning, and put it next to Lin Yi's mouth.

"Uh … Okay …" Lin Yi opened his mouth, his imagination running wild … Smiling abalone? Hmm … Delicious …

On the other side, Yushu, naturally, didn't want to be outdone. She looked at Xiaoxiao with disdain. Abalone … Naturally, Yushu knew what it meant. It was often said on the forums … It used to be called abalone, but now it was called fungus …

And so, it didn't matter if Xiaoxiao was doing this on purpose or not. As her number one opponent, Yushu began to retaliate. She picked up a cup of milk tea and gave it to Lin Yi. "Shield Bro, you're thirsty, right? Drink some of Shu's milk …"

"Huh?" Lin Yi almost couldn't hold it in. These two were doing this on purpose, weren't they? Yes, it did seem like it …

Lin Yi took the milk tea from Yushu's hands and took a sip …

Jianwen's eyes went red as he watched Lin Yi's side eat so happily.

"That's our stuff, and Lin Yi took it! What a bully!" Taizao threw away the bowl in his hand.

"An Bro, are we going to get revenge?" Ganglou asked carefully.

"Revenge? What revenge? Lin Yi's a Mystic, and I'm not an idiot. The three of us aren't even enough to warm up for him! " Jianwen knew his situation very well- this Lin Yi was a wolf in sheep's clothing. He'd been tricked a couple of times already, even losing his kidney.

"Of course we can't fight him head-on. Why don't we play some tricks?" As Taizao's number one strategist, Ganglou was quite good at scheming.

"Tricks? You think you can win against Yushu and Xiaoxiao? "Jianwen rolled his eyes." My balls are hurting right now! "

Ganglou went silent. Going head-on didn't work, and playing dirty didn't work either. What else could he do?

Ganglou was right. Jianwen really didn't have any tricks up his sleeve right now! Before a new master arrived, Jianwen really didn't have anything he could rely on. Jianwen didn't want to get into a conflict with Lin Yi, but he wanted to use soft tactics to get on Mengyao's good side.

At noon, there were more and more tourists at the beach. This place wasn't a safe swimming area, but the environment was good. Many people who came to the beach for barbecue would choose this place.

Of course, most people would leave after they were done barbecuing. Very few people would stay the night or swim here. They'd set up camp at the beach. After all, not many people were as brave as Lin Yi, not afraid of sharks.

"Driving a Q7 and a Land Cruiser to the beach to eat instant noodles? Which family's young masters are they from? Are they trying to act cool? "

"I think they're probably rentals?"

"Not necessarily. Look at how they use seawater to cook noodles. Maybe they have a special hobby? Maybe they just like that? "

"Or maybe they got robbed? They took all the good food they brought, and now they can only eat instant noodles? "The Truth Emperor appeared, but no one believed him.

"There's no robbery in this area. Why aren't we robbed? "Someone retorted.

Jianwen's face darkened when he heard the tourists talking about him. He stood up with a fierce face and looked at the crowd. "What are you looking at? I like instant noodles. What's wrong with that? Seawater boiled noodles are called seafood noodles. Normal people can't even get to eat that! "

The crowd started snickering, and Jianwen got even angrier. But the law couldn't punish everyone, and he couldn't go looking for trouble one by one, could he? He wouldn't be a match for them if they ganged up on him!

With that thought, Jianwen could only swallow his anger. "Let's go! Let's go! "

There was no point in staying here any longer. Mengyao and the others would go back after eating. After all, no one would stay here for two nights straight.

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