Chapter 1158 – Why Didn't You Tell Me
"No, Jianwen Bro, I really wanted to tell you a secret …" Yushu said, feeling wronged.
"You really wanted to tell me a secret? What kind of secret do you want to tell me? "Jianwen frowned.
"An Bro, bad news! Something big happened! " Taizao ran over from not too far away, panting as he spoke.
"Wait a minute, what's going on? Wait for lil sis Shu to tell me the secret first! "Jianwen waved his hand, gesturing for Taizao to calm down.
"Jianwen Bro, I actually wanted to tell you … Xiaoxiao wants to put a crab in your pants …" Yushu said.
"Then tell me! Why did you yell all of a sudden? Are you trying to deafen me? "Jianwen looked at Yushu helplessly.
"No, I yelled because Xiaoxiao came just now and she put crabs in your pants. I saw it and jumped in fright!" Yushu said embarrassedly.
"Gah!" Jianwen jumped up again, holding his crotch with both hands as cold sweat dripped down his forehead. "I pinched my balls, it hurts!"
"Oh, Jianwen Bro, I've told you the secret. I'll be going first, keep your balls hurting!" Yushu waved at Jianwen and turned to leave.
Jianwen held his crotch as he jumped up and down, not daring to take off his pants in front of everyone. He could only run into the tent.
Once inside the tent, Jianwen quickly took off his swimming trunks, and a small crab happened to be clamping onto Jianwen's balls.
"Taizao, come help me, I can't use my strength!" Jianwen called out, troubled.
"Little crab, come down, it's not fun over there …" Taizao said with his head lowered.
"Are you a crab? Does it even understand what you're saying? Hurry up and help me take it down! "Jianwen was very pissed off. Why was he talking to a crab at a time like this?
Taizao didn't dare say much as he carefully reached out to pull the crab, only to find that Jianwen was on the verge of tears. "My balls, I pulled them!"
"But … It won't come down even if I don't!" Taizao didn't know what to do- he didn't know if he should continue or stop.
"Can't you be more careful? Should we break its claws first? "Jianwen said.
"I … I'll try …" Taizao nodded carefully.
As a result, a great drama of wailing and howling unfolded in the tent, and a real pain in the ass was born.
Yushu and Xiaoxiao, on the other hand, went back to playing with Lin Yi, Mengyao, and Tang Yunxiao as if nothing had happened.
"What happened to Jianwen? I think he's injured? "Mengyao didn't know what was wrong with Jianwen. Jianwen's cries were so shrill that even Mengyao could hear them from afar.
"His balls are hurting." Yushu said.
"Balls … Balls?" Mengyao's face reddened. Balls were a common phrase in the internet, but it was mostly used by men. Girls didn't have balls, after all, and it wasn't elegant to say that out loud. Mengyao, especially, didn't know how to say that. Naturally, she felt a little embarrassed hearing Yushu say that.
But Mengyao was a little puzzled- why was Jianwen having balls all of a sudden?
"His balls got clamped by a crab!" Xiaoxiao explained.
"Huh?" Mengyao paused. She didn't know what it felt like to have his balls clamped by a crab, but it probably wasn't a good feeling. "Why is he so unlucky? Why … why is he getting that? "
"I put the crab there." Xiaoxiao said.
"Ah?" Mengyao's headached- so it was Xiaoxiao's doing? Looking at Yushu's face, it was probably the two's teamwork. Jianwen sure was unlucky, running into these two devils.
"Nothing bad will happen to him, right?" Mengyao asked worriedly.
"Nope, it's just a small crab. It'll get hurt at most, but it won't die." Yushu said.
Jianwen finally managed to pull the crab off with all his might, but his balls were broken as well, and the pain made him jump up and down.
"Motherfucker, stupid crab! I'll stomp you to death!" Jianwen stepped on the crab after he got it off.
But because it was sand, the crab wasn't affected at all. Once he stepped on it, the crab shot out its claws and clamped onto Jianwen's toes again.
"Ouch!!!" Jianwen cried out again.
Half an hour later, Jianwen limped out of the tent, holding his balls. His balls and toes were all bandaged up, and he was in pain. He asked Taizao as he walked, "Right, you said something big happened just now, that you had something big to report to me. What happened?"
Jianwen remembered that Taizao wanted to talk to him about something, but Yushu had scared him out of his mind, so he didn't pay much attention to it.
"It's like this, An Bro … I wanted to tell you that Xiaoxiao threw a crab in your pants, but there's no need now …" Taizao said bitterly.
"What?!" Jianwen almost jumped up from the ground. "You're saying Xiaoxiao threw the crab? You saw it? Why didn't you tell me earlier? "
Jianwen remembered that the crab hadn't even bitten the eggs when Taizao was yelling. Did that mean that this wouldn't have happened if he'd found out in time?
Jianwen's face turned very ugly at the thought!
"But, I wanted to tell you earlier, but you told me to wait until lil sis Shu told you the secret …" Taizao said weakly.
"Wha?" Jianwen paused, but thinking about it, that was indeed the case. He was the one who asked Taizao to wait for a bit … Jianwen could only blame it on his bad luck. Who could he blame for this?
Jianwen looked at Yushu and Xiaoxiao with a hint of hatred in his eyes, but they were Mengyao's friends, and he couldn't do anything about it. If he did, they'd just say it was a joke. What could he do?
And so, Jianwen gritted his teeth and endured the pain, pretending to be fine as he walked towards the beach.
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