Extra (5)
Glutinous Dumpling's "intelligence" exceeded He Jin and Qin Yang's expectations. In addition to observing people's expressions and judging the situation, it also had an extremely high learning ability. Fortunately, its function was limited to the life support area. Otherwise, He Jin was afraid that this little thing's IQ would surpass his and Qin Yang's.
A month later, the same version of Glutinous Dumpling was created. Each of these custom-made babies cost more than two million yuan.
He Jin sighed at how expensive it was. Most people couldn't afford it.
Qin Yang: "Leisure Cloud's business is so big. This bit of money is nothing to him."
"That's why I said 'ordinary people' can't afford it!" He Jin highlighted the main point.
Qin Yang added, "Two million yuan is already very cheap. How much money does it cost to raise a child in today's society? It probably won't even be enough for preschool. But to buy a Glutinous Dumpling, you only need to pay the electricity bill. There's also a lifetime of free firmware upgrade!"
He Jin: "But raising a child will grow up and reproduce. Glutinous Dumpling is just a pet like a kitten or a puppy."
"Is reproduction really that important to us? Although this is necessary for humans to live forever, I feel that this concept is still too traditional. "Qin Yang shrugged." In fact, many people nowadays raise children to accompany them. Moreover, there's an essential difference between Glutinous Dumpling and cats and dogs, and that is' intelligence '. It can understand our words and communicate with us. Other than not growing up, there won't be any strange rebellious periods or youthful disturbances. It has almost no shortcomings … Oh right, even having grandchildren can be solved with technology. You can create one yourself later, as long as you can establish a grandfather-grandchild relationship with the new baby. "
He Jin was speechless. "Okay, you win …"
Qin Yang suddenly thought of something. "Doesn't Leisure Cloud and Wild Crane want Glutinous Dumpling and Glutinous Dumpling to be engaged? We can bring Glutinous Dumpling back to our house in advance and let him spend some time with Glutinous Dumpling. That way, that bad boy at home won't disturb us every time we do that kind of thing. I even suspect that he's doing it on purpose! "
He Jin: "That's not very good. They probably want the first person to interact with the baby to be themselves."
Qin Yang: "They can communicate with Glutinous Dumpling in the game. Anyway, all the memories are connected."
He Jin: "…"
"Alright, alright, alright! I'll call them first. If they're not willing, then forget it. "Qin Yang took out his phone and dialed Xian Yun's number. He first told him that he could come over to collect the lantern dumplings and gave his own thoughts.
Xian Yun said with a smile, "Why not? It just so happens that Wild Crane and I are usually quite busy with work. We definitely won't be at ease with our own babies by express delivery. You can take them back first. When the weekend comes, Wild Crane and I will fly over to visit you and He Jin personally. We'll ask you for some advice on how to take care of smart babies. "
After hanging up, Qin Yang waved his phone. "Did you hear that?"
He Jin: "…"
That night, the two of them brought Glutinous Dumpling home. When they got home, He Jin first summoned Rice Ball and patiently said, "Baby, this is Little Brother Glutinous Dumpling. It's Uncle Xian Yun and Wild Crane's baby. It's going to live with us for a few days. You have to take good care of it and become good friends with it, okay?"
If it were in the past, He Jin would never have told Rice Ball not to bully it. But after experiencing it for a while, He Jin felt that it was still very necessary. In addition to the game system's information, physical babies were also programmed with human children's personality characteristics. They would occasionally cause a little trouble and even play pranks.
At first, Rice Ball was very vigilant. Its pupils narrowed and its wings flapped quickly. It looked like a "competitor" had appeared and was facing a formidable enemy. After He Jin finished explaining, it slowly relaxed and said in a childish voice, "Baby understands."
Then, Qin Yang took Glutinous Dumpling out of the shock absorber box and officially pressed the start button.
Although this Protoss baby was the same size as Rice Ball, it was actually less than half a year old. In the game, whether it was combat experience or field experience, it was inferior to Rice Ball, not to mention the experience of interacting with a physical human.
Half a second later, Glutinous Dumpling's eyelashes flickered and it slowly opened its eyes. White clothes, white wings, and amber eyes, it was just like an adorable little angel!
The little guy sized up the people in front of it. Its eyes suddenly became watery, and it looked like it was about to cry.
"Oh no!" He Jin hugged it and said, "Are you going to cry because you didn't see Daddy and Mommy for the first time?"
"Why are you crying? Uncle, give me a kiss!" Qin Yang took Yuanxiao from He Jin's arms and pulled her into his arms to give her a peck. However, he had forgotten that the robot baby didn't have the aesthetic ability of a human. It wouldn't be kind to Qin Yang just because he was handsome. Instead, it looked like it had suffered a great grievance. With a cry, it flapped its wings and wailed.
"Uh." Qin Yang awkwardly let go of it. The little guy rushed straight into the gap between the sofa and the wall to hide.
He Jin: "…"
The two of them coaxed each other on the sofa for a long time, but Glutinous Dumpling still didn't come out. "Ahhh, what do we do!" Qin Yang hugged his head at a loss.
He Jin complained, "I told you it wasn't good to bring it back in advance. Xian Yun is so easygoing, so he definitely wouldn't refuse your request."
Qin Yang said helplessly, "I'd better call Xian Yun again and get him to find time to log into the game and do some mental work for Glutinous Dumpling. We aren't bad people!"
"Wait a minute." He Jin said to Rice Ball, "Rice Ball, go find Brother Glutinous Dumpling."
Rice Ball nodded seriously with an expression that said, "Leave it to me." He activated the radar and flew into the gap behind the sofa.
The two of them heard a series of mechanical chatter coming from behind the sofa. After a while, Sesame Ball pushed the dusty Yuanxiao out from behind the sofa. He Jin and Qin Yang revealed surprised expressions, and their mouths formed an "O" shape.
Qin Yang said, "Baby, you're great!"
He Jin grabbed Glutinous Dumpling, whose eyes were still filled with tears, and gently wiped the dust off its body. He asked Rice Ball, "Baby, what did you say to Glutinous Dumpling?"
Rice Ball waved his little fists and showed off in front of his father. "Baby said that if he didn't come out, Baby would beat him up."
He Jin: "…"
Qin Yang: "…"
Glutinous Dumpling pursed its lips and shrunk its head in fear. It looked like it was about to cry again.
He Jin speechlessly lectured Rice Ball. "Baby! You can't use threats! You'll scare Glutinous Dumpling! "
Rice Ball said aggrievedly, "What's a threat?"
He Jin: "It's using violent means to force the other party to submit."
Rice Ball didn't seem to understand. It took him a lot of effort to search for the meaning of this word online before he slowly said, "But this method is the fastest and most effective."
He Jin was suddenly at a loss for words. He anxiously said to Qin Yang, "It's over. If Xian Yun and Wild Crane know that we treated their son like this, they will probably kill us!"
Qin Yang: "It can't be. You're thinking too seriously."
Rice Ball also didn't think that it was a big deal. He even demonstrated it by directly shooting a high-intensity signal at Glutinous Dumpling. Glutinous Dumpling was so scared that its eyes rolled back and it directly went into standby mode.
"Papa, look. I can do this to him if he's disobedient, so he will definitely be obedient," Rice Ball said excitedly.
He Jin: "…" Damn it. Who said that physical babies didn't have a combat system! TAT
That night, He Jin gave Rice Ball some advice again. He repeatedly warned and educated it before Glutinous Dumpling woke up again.
Playing games with smart babies would increase the favorability of both parties. He Jin accompanied it for the whole night by playing rock, paper, scissors and guessing puzzles. Only then did he coax Glutinous Dumpling to say a few words to him. It even timidly called him uncle.
Rice Ball was extremely envious. It flew around He Jin and called out "Papa" from time to time, as if it was telling Glutinous Dumpling that this human belonged to it.
At night, in order to prevent Rice Ball from bullying Glutinous Dumpling, He Jin set them to artificial rest mode. This mode could only be deactivated by humans. Seeing the two babies snuggle together and fall asleep, He Jin finally felt at ease and returned to the bedroom.
The next morning, He Jin wasn't used to not having Rice Ball flying in to wake him up.
Qin Yang, on the other hand, felt that it was rare for him to have some peace and quiet. He pulled He Jin along to have some fun.
While He Jin was taking a shower, Qin Yang went to the baby's room and woke Rice Ball up first. Rice Ball opened its eyes and called out "Papa" aggrievedly. Ever since it came to this house, He Jin and Qin Yang had allowed it to move around freely. Even charging was done by it. It had never experienced "artificial rest mode" before. This mode was equivalent to confinement for smart babies!
Qin Yang kissed its head and whispered, "Baby, don't make Ah Jin angry again. You must treat Little Brother Glutinous Dumpling well because it will be your wife in the future."
Rice Ball blinked its eyes. "Wife?"
Qin Yang smirked, patted its butt, and said, "Search it online."
Before leaving for work, He Jin was still a little worried, so he left the two babies at home. Qin Yang pushed them out. "Aiya, you really have nothing better to worry about. At most, they will attack each other with signal waves. It won't hurt their bodies."
Alright, that's true. Even if there was any substantial psychological trauma, it would be fine after the high-level system fixed it.
However, after living with Glutinous Rice Ball for a while, He Jin no longer treated the smart baby as a pure robot. Instead, he felt that it was like his own flesh and blood. Perhaps the Lantern Festival was the same for the carefree clouds and wild cranes, so he became more cautious.
After being restless for the whole day, He Jin returned home early.
As soon as he opened the door, he was about to call Rice Ball and Glutinous Dumpling's names when he saw them flying over to greet him.
"Papa ~ ~" Rice Ball was especially excited to see He Jin come back every day.
What surprised He Jin was that Glutinous Dumpling also timidly followed beside Rice Ball. There was no fear or uneasiness on its face.
He Jin touched the heads of the two babies one by one and asked, "Glutinous Dumpling, did you have a good day? Rice Ball didn't bully Little Brother again, right? "
Glutinous Dumpling glanced at Rice Ball, and a trace of shyness appeared on its face.
"Papa!" Rice Ball held Glutinous Dumpling's hand and corrected He Jin seriously. "Glutinous Dumpling is not Little Brother, it's Fiancée!"
"Pfft …" He Jin spat out a mouthful of blood. He felt like something inside him had collapsed.
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